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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian

Look

If you had one shot

Or one opportunity

To grow it as big as you ever wanted

In one moment

Would you capture it?

Or just let it slip?

.

Yo

His palms are sweaty, glutes weak, balls are heavy

He’s taken off his sweater already, prong is steady

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks cumblast-ready

To pop schlong, but he keeps on forgetting

How to pose down, the Splash Zone goes so loud

He flexes his spout, but the loads won't come out

He's choking, how, all the twinks are joking now

His cock’s run out, slime’s up, over, blaow!

Cucked by the brawny men, oh he feels scrawny then

Oh, there goes Yann again, choked

He's so yoked, but he won't dress up that easy? No

He won't have it, he knows he’ll be back shooting ropes

It don't matter, he's nude, he knows that, but he's broke

He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to growing his bone, that's when its

Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody

He better go blast in this moment and hope it don't pass him

.

You better

Splooge yourself in the moment, you own it

You better never lift in clothes

You only got one cock, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity only comes once in a lifetime, you better



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: Very Tactful Concupiscible Nursing Home Newt



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian

The pole's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping

This twink is mine for the taking

Make me king, as we move toward a, nude world order

A clothed life is boring, but alpha stardom's close to post mortem

He only grows harder, only grows swoler

He blows nuts all over these loads is all on him



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: wild multi-billionaire really tough guy

lmao

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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:30 AM
Author: Very Tactful Concupiscible Nursing Home Newt



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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian



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Date: March 26th, 2019 5:42 AM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:02 AM
Author: adventurous dysfunction chapel

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Date: March 31st, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:08 AM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: Irate Parlor



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian

All the pain inside amplified by the

Fact that I can't get by with my 9"

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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:36 AM
Author: Chrome costumed menage antidepressant drug

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:56 AM
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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Irate Parlor



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: stimulating lime point sneaky criminal

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Date: July 13th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:58 AM
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Date: March 27th, 2019 3:33 PM
Author: stimulating lime point sneaky criminal



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Date: March 29th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:13 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian

And it's no JK Roher

This is my grower and my pole is so hard

And it's getting even harder trying to eat and spray my seed, plus

See this boner caught up between being stronger and twinks in the sauna

Baby batter splattering on me and too much

For me to want to give them a spot, more man-jam or not

Has gotten me to the point, I'm an alpha male, I've got

To masturbate and squat 'fore I end up in female slot

Sucking men is my only motherfucking option, the tailor's not

Cock, I love you, but this rail has got to blow, I cannot grow old in Male Men's lot

So here goes my cumshot

Skeet fail me not 'cause this maybe the only opportunity that I got

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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: adventurous dysfunction chapel



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Date: April 11th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian



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Date: June 28th, 2019 9:54 PM
Author: Useless Kitchen Trust Fund



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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:08 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: bright excitant water buffalo

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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian



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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:21 PM
Author: Marvelous office



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Date: October 26th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian



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Date: January 30th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian

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Date: July 13th, 2020 2:38 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian



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Date: July 13th, 2020 4:05 AM
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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian



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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:31 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 5:03 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian



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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Useless Kitchen Trust Fund

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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: adventurous dysfunction chapel



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Date: December 1st, 2022 2:19 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Seedy Pit Persian



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Date: March 31st, 2026 12:45 AM
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