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180 new movie idea “Vertical Crust” (2022)

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer* *Morgan Freeman...
Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann
  07/10/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4 https://m.youtube...
Brilliant heady mood garrison
  10/13/22
love the effort
Dashing indian lodge voyeur
  07/10/22
appreciate the effort
federal police squad lay
  07/10/22
Team Crust
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big cordovan sex offender native
  07/10/22
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Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann
  07/11/22
Lol
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  07/10/22
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Diverse Maroon Theater
  07/10/22
Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for y...
Bronze area
  07/10/22
Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t rea...
Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann
  07/10/22
Same
Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann
  07/11/22
Which character does Morgan Freeman play?
180 fortuitous meteor
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Black Beady-eyed Reading Party Gas Station
  07/10/22
Lmao
Internet-worthy hunting ground
  07/10/22
I lost it at (no explanation)
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provocative home
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stirring rehab
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Opaque vivacious potus philosopher-king
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Vigorous dull parlor laser beams
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Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann
  07/11/22
I guess
fragrant underhanded den
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amber half-breed
  07/11/22
“Fuck you tin woodsman!”
Bronze area
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Flesh aphrodisiac house twinkling uncleanness
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big cordovan sex offender native
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Brilliant heady mood garrison
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Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann
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exciting faggotry
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Brilliant heady mood garrison
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180
Hairraiser state idiot
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But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short...
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Henna stead
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Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann
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Vigorous dull parlor laser beams
  09/09/23
Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident a...
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cooked unc
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Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!
Gay of Hormuz
  03/12/26


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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:48 PM
Author: Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer*

*Morgan Freeman sitting in dark room talking to someone but you don’t know who*

“You’ve got it. Every woman wants what you have. Every girl grows up wanting what you have to offer. When a woman is growing up, it’s like a cake. Or an ice cream. Let’s say dessert. But you’re the finish. You’re their Crust. They want their Vertical Crust.”

*camera zooms on you*

David Crust is a senior in high school. He’s awkward. He’s hideous. When he was younger he was subject to no less than a dozen surgeries that resulted in him having aluminum plates all over his body. His one eye was replaced by a wood eye. Half of his face was missing, now aluminum. All of the skin on his arms and legs were missing, now aluminum. The top of his head had the tin man top (no explanation).

“Fuck you tin woodsman!” *kid throws a piece of brick at him*

*David Crust walking alone through the football field gets leveled by Tomas Utopia*

Tomas Utopia was at football practice and immediately apologizes. He stands up and helps up David Crust. Thomas Utopia is a 5’10 younger Zack Efron (body, face, eyes and hair) look alike who was playing football and knocked over David Crust.

Crust gets up and is 6’4. Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

They become great friends. Crust immediately falls for Utopia’s prom Queen beautiful GF, Julia Lataza.

Utopia is a three star athlete and going to college on a lacrosse scholarship. But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

Crust, who looks like Tin Man from wizard of Oz, falls in love with Julia. As Julia goes to college and realizes she can no longer being around her “Utopian Boyfriend” out of fear of being ridiculed that he’s too short, she befriends David Crust (working community service near her college after a misdemeanor peeping tom (no pun intended) conviction). They begin to fall in love.

Will Julia be loyal to her boyfriend or will she seek out her “Vertical Crust”? Oh does she have a decision to make.

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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Brilliant heady mood garrison

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UW-MKthI0



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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Dashing indian lodge voyeur

love the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: federal police squad lay

appreciate the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann

Team Crust

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: big cordovan sex offender native



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann



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Date: July 11th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: big cordovan sex offender native

Lol

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: Diverse Maroon Theater



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: Bronze area

Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for you.

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann

Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t really find time to poast so anytime I get a chance to throw one out there just know I’m trying my best.

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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:10 AM
Author: Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann

Same

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: 180 fortuitous meteor

Which character does Morgan Freeman play?

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: Black Beady-eyed Reading Party Gas Station



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hunting ground

Lmao

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hunting ground

I lost it at (no explanation)

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Date: October 14th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: provocative home



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: stirring rehab



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Opaque vivacious potus philosopher-king



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: Vigorous dull parlor laser beams



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: fragrant underhanded den

I guess

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: amber half-breed



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: Bronze area

“Fuck you tin woodsman!”

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: Flesh aphrodisiac house twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 11th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: big cordovan sex offender native



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Date: August 16th, 2022 6:01 AM
Author: Brilliant heady mood garrison



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: exciting faggotry



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: Brilliant heady mood garrison



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser state idiot

180

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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Brilliant heady mood garrison



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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: Henna stead



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: bearded bearded internal respiration

But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: Henna stead



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: Vigorous dull parlor laser beams



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Date: September 15th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: 180 fortuitous meteor

Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident and what really happened.

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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Crusty hyperactive senate boltzmann



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: cooked unc



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz

Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2)#49737475)