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JPMorgan Turd "Victim" identified as Chirayu Rana (gorgeous Brahmin)

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth https://nypost.com/202...
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One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and...
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Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like...
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if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repre...
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Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, ...
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‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you...
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  05/01/26
It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women...
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it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but...
burgundy pea-brained church private investor
  05/01/26
My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated...
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  05/01/26
and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you...
burgundy pea-brained church private investor
  05/01/26
All I'm saying is that it could go either way.
green low-t hospital laser beams
  05/01/26
OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
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u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf ...
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  05/01/26
what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to sh...
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"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, bu...
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Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, ...
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https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328
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Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the A...
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nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DN...
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: histrionic drab cuck friendly grandma

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth

https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: histrionic drab cuck friendly grandma

One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and Rutgers graduate, as “socially awkward” but someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank.

someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855253)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: histrionic drab cuck friendly grandma

his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW

https://rutgersnewarkathletics.com/sports/mens-soccer/roster/chirayu-rana/928



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855258)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Naked Goal In Life

"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York County Supreme Court docket as representing “John Doe”, did not return The Post’s calls seeking comment.

JPMorgan strongly denied all of the claims.

A bank spokesperson, said an internal probe by the bank’s HR department and outside counsel lasted only 45 minutes. "When we showed our counsel at Davis Polk photos of the individuals involved, they burst out laughing, as did everyone in the room."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855269)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Amber Harsh Lodge Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855275)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: histrionic drab cuck friendly grandma

Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855280)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: Smoky Cocky Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856426)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Impressive nudist library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855780)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Pink meetinghouse mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856947)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sickened headpube place of business

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856968)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Transparent razzle-dazzle really tough guy trailer park

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855273)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: histrionic drab cuck friendly grandma

jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855283)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: Floppy peach karate faggotry

Believe. Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855287)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:11 AM
Author: Comical mahogany jap circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856465)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: ungodly frozen fat ankles

Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of India 2000 years ago

https://x.com/martinshkreli/status/2050001122136293759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855747)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Crawly heaven striped hyena

What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these weird freaks in America. Jfc go do your weird heathen shit in ur own countries I don’t wanna be exposed to this bullshit holy fuck I am so goddamn sick of fucking foreigners be they turd or “Shkreli” or whatever the fuck take that TTT shit away from my homeland kill all jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855778)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: histrionic drab cuck friendly grandma

lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes such a fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856360)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: green low-t hospital laser beams

Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like it's debunked with the only evidence that she and her "allies" say it's a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855764)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:03 AM
Author: burgundy pea-brained church private investor

if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repressed, porn-obsessed turd full of resentment towards attractive whites forever out of his reach i wouldn't have to sympathize with the woman in this case

"my little brown boy" fucking LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856363)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: green low-t hospital laser beams

Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, you don't understand how these predators operate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856367)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:42 AM
Author: burgundy pea-brained church private investor

‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you think you’re going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner,’ she allegedly said. ‘You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f*** my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’

this is obviously written by a sexless indian male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856375)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: green low-t hospital laser beams

It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women constantly; it's not crazy that one woman in the world would talk like that to a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856378)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:49 AM
Author: burgundy pea-brained church private investor

it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but that's not permission to ignore the roar of your better judgment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856402)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 AM
Author: green low-t hospital laser beams

My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated on this man. Like many people at the executive level, especially somewhere as prestigious as JPM, she's likely ruthless and cold-blooded. Maybe even more so than the men at that level.

Maybe she has a racial fetish or maybe she was trying to demean him by talking about his race. Maybe both. Maybe she found him attractive, maybe not. He is allegedly Tall and Athletic and she might not care about face as much.

You put those things together with an insane sex drive and you could easily get behavior like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856410)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:16 AM
Author: burgundy pea-brained church private investor

and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you can use this episode as a reminder of ur poverty of insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856413)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 AM
Author: green low-t hospital laser beams

All I'm saying is that it could go either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856414)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: green low-t hospital laser beams

OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2#49856920

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856958)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:27 AM
Author: histrionic drab cuck friendly grandma

u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound

these dood is nepalese and their men are GORGEOUS, hes totally furkable, stop being a fag u know u wld if u cld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856393)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:01 AM
Author: burgundy pea-brained church private investor

what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to shake down an american business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856409)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Multi-colored personal credit line

"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound"

His attorneys do look like a legit labor law firm (inasmuch as a plaintiff-side labor law firm can be). Was it filed in state or federal court. If state, lol you can file any nonsense without concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856816)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored personal credit line

Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, that makes it more likely it was horseshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856835)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Floppy peach karate faggotry

https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856113)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: histrionic drab cuck friendly grandma

Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the Anti Indian Hate saars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856365)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: tripping big internal respiration den

is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest looking turds i've ever seen.

Morgan's Pallid Apoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856366)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:28 AM
Author: histrionic drab cuck friendly grandma

nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DNA). its funny in nepal sometimes u see ppl who look like pure aryans like these gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856394)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: tripping big internal respiration den

Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a moment, thought it was Dolph Lundgren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856406)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:33 AM
Author: histrionic drab cuck friendly grandma

imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with high heels, im hard... asking grok to maek this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856421)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: histrionic drab cuck friendly grandma

https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856424)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: cyan motley milk

Gorgeous dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856802)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Step-uncle's House

your account must get the weirdest followers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856873)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Salmon Adventurous Sandwich Cuckold



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: chartreuse principal's office tank



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: odious state

how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he could have fashioned a much less exaggerated story and ridden the flame for a long time, if not to ultimate victory.

this is the rare case that may tempt a prosecutor to look for a way to nail him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856971)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: vibrant umber gas station

https://x.com/i/status/2050275337247068344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49857219)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Impressive nudist library



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: odious state

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Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir talk about the JPM sex scandal

ROGAN: “It turns out it’s fake. He just claimed she made him f**k her.”

GILLIS: “Wait, is it an Indian guy?”

ROGAN; “I believe so.”

GILLIS; “Yeah it does read like an Indian guy.” 😂 😂 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49857373)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: histrionic drab cuck friendly grandma

Someone figured out that he has some initials denoting he's a direct descendent of the Nepali Royal family, which last name was also Rana. This dood is like the FRESH PRINCE OF KATHMANDU, no wonder she wanted himalayan chocobar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49857271)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: chartreuse principal's office tank



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: laughsome mustard psychic boistinker

why didn't he make plausible allegations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49857303)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: sinister masturbator chapel

He's got a great future as an actor if they decide to reboot the Addams Family with an Indian version of Lurch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49857393)