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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
Grizzly alcoholic brethren nibblets
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
Jade big messiness resort
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
Grizzly alcoholic brethren nibblets
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
sepia heaven
  07/06/26
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sadistic parlor weed whacker
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
Honey-headed Charismatic Hominid Love Of Her Life
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
twisted appetizing native
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
Painfully honest legend
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
Grizzly alcoholic brethren nibblets
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
Painfully honest legend
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
Grizzly alcoholic brethren nibblets
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
obsidian sandwich ticket booth
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
Painfully honest legend
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
Elite Slippery Associate
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
Grizzly alcoholic brethren nibblets
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
violet erotic site
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
Grizzly alcoholic brethren nibblets
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
Magenta dysfunction
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
violet erotic site
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
Federal hunting ground telephone
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
Magenta dysfunction
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
Bateful Windowlicker Potus
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
aromatic awkward piazza trump supporter
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
Razzmatazz hell macaca
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
Bateful Windowlicker Potus
  07/06/26
any employer would
Razzmatazz hell macaca
  07/06/26
...
soggy organic girlfriend
  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
Violent Offensive Plaza Pistol
  07/06/26
*reins
cowgod
  07/08/26
180 brother
Razzmatazz hell macaca
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
obsidian sandwich ticket booth
  07/06/26
...
Magenta dysfunction
  07/06/26
...
saffron talented ceo volcanic crater
  07/06/26
...
sadistic parlor weed whacker
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
Stubborn Gold Blood Rage
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
mildly autistic station voyeur
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
Flickering beady-eyed ratface
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
Green famous landscape painting theatre
  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
Painfully honest legend
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
Ivory corner travel guidebook
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
obsidian sandwich ticket booth
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/07/26
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calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/13/26
I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago a...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/14/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic brethren nibblets

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Jade big messiness resort

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic brethren nibblets

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: sepia heaven

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: sadistic parlor weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983208)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: Honey-headed Charismatic Hominid Love Of Her Life

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: twisted appetizing native

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Painfully honest legend

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic brethren nibblets

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Painfully honest legend

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic brethren nibblets

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: obsidian sandwich ticket booth

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Painfully honest legend

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Elite Slippery Associate

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic brethren nibblets

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: violet erotic site

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic brethren nibblets

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Magenta dysfunction

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: violet erotic site

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Federal hunting ground telephone

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Magenta dysfunction

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Bateful Windowlicker Potus

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: aromatic awkward piazza trump supporter

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hell macaca

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Bateful Windowlicker Potus

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hell macaca

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: soggy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983436)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Violent Offensive Plaza Pistol

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983196)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: cowgod

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hell macaca

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: obsidian sandwich ticket booth

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Magenta dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982644)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: saffron talented ceo volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49982653)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: sadistic parlor weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983061)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Stubborn Gold Blood Rage

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: mildly autistic station voyeur

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Flickering beady-eyed ratface

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Green famous landscape painting theatre

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983130)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Painfully honest legend

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983442)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: Ivory corner travel guidebook

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: obsidian sandwich ticket booth

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49996447)



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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago about how you finally started providing health insurance for your employees. that was the official confirmation that you are a complete piece of shit. your 50+ employees all hate your guts and none of them want to go to your stupid events you force them to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2)#49998433)