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180 new movie idea “Vertical Crust” (2022)

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer* *Morgan Freeman...
Brass medicated depressive
  07/10/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4 https://m.youtube...
fragrant set
  10/13/22
love the effort
At-the-ready kitchen mood
  07/10/22
appreciate the effort
Trip meetinghouse mad cow disease
  07/10/22
Team Crust
Brass medicated depressive
  07/10/22
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Plum field
  07/10/22
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Brass medicated depressive
  07/10/22
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Brass medicated depressive
  07/11/22
Lol
Plum field
  07/10/22
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Razzmatazz den
  07/10/22
Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for y...
Razzle green stage circlehead
  07/10/22
Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t rea...
Brass medicated depressive
  07/10/22
Same
Brass medicated depressive
  07/11/22
Which character does Morgan Freeman play?
dark state
  07/10/22
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mauve misanthropic degenerate
  07/10/22
Lmao
Comical Potus
  07/10/22
I lost it at (no explanation)
Comical Potus
  07/10/22
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Bat-shit-crazy rigpig
  10/14/22
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dun faggotry wrinkle
  07/08/23
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saffron love of her life dopamine
  07/11/22
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frozen aggressive dragon
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Brass medicated depressive
  07/11/22
I guess
onyx organic girlfriend
  07/11/22
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Bull headed odious chapel boiling water
  07/11/22
“Fuck you tin woodsman!”
Razzle green stage circlehead
  07/11/22
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Geriatric shitlib becky
  07/11/22
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Plum field
  07/11/22
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fragrant set
  08/16/22
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Brass medicated depressive
  10/13/22
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Henna mediation theater
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fragrant set
  10/13/22
180
Charismatic Hall
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fragrant set
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Wine crusty abode telephone
  10/24/22
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Brass medicated depressive
  10/24/22
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Brass medicated depressive
  07/08/23
But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short...
Canary stirring foreskin public bath
  07/08/23
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Wine crusty abode telephone
  07/16/23
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Brass medicated depressive
  09/09/23
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frozen aggressive dragon
  09/09/23
Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident a...
dark state
  09/15/23
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Brass medicated depressive
  09/07/24
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Gay of Hormuz
  03/12/26
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cooked unc
  03/12/26
Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!
Gay of Hormuz
  03/12/26
Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this...
cardinal swan
  03/13/26


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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:48 PM
Author: Brass medicated depressive

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer*

*Morgan Freeman sitting in dark room talking to someone but you don’t know who*

“You’ve got it. Every woman wants what you have. Every girl grows up wanting what you have to offer. When a woman is growing up, it’s like a cake. Or an ice cream. Let’s say dessert. But you’re the finish. You’re their Crust. They want their Vertical Crust.”

*camera zooms on you*

David Crust is a senior in high school. He’s awkward. He’s hideous. When he was younger he was subject to no less than a dozen surgeries that resulted in him having aluminum plates all over his body. His one eye was replaced by a wood eye. Half of his face was missing, now aluminum. All of the skin on his arms and legs were missing, now aluminum. The top of his head had the tin man top (no explanation).

“Fuck you tin woodsman!” *kid throws a piece of brick at him*

*David Crust walking alone through the football field gets leveled by Tomas Utopia*

Tomas Utopia was at football practice and immediately apologizes. He stands up and helps up David Crust. Thomas Utopia is a 5’10 younger Zack Efron (body, face, eyes and hair) look alike who was playing football and knocked over David Crust.

Crust gets up and is 6’4. Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

They become great friends. Crust immediately falls for Utopia’s prom Queen beautiful GF, Julia Lataza.

Utopia is a three star athlete and going to college on a lacrosse scholarship. But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

Crust, who looks like Tin Man from wizard of Oz, falls in love with Julia. As Julia goes to college and realizes she can no longer being around her “Utopian Boyfriend” out of fear of being ridiculed that he’s too short, she befriends David Crust (working community service near her college after a misdemeanor peeping tom (no pun intended) conviction). They begin to fall in love.

Will Julia be loyal to her boyfriend or will she seek out her “Vertical Crust”? Oh does she have a decision to make.

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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: fragrant set

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UW-MKthI0



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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: At-the-ready kitchen mood

love the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: Trip meetinghouse mad cow disease

appreciate the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: Brass medicated depressive

Team Crust

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Plum field



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: Brass medicated depressive



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Date: July 11th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Brass medicated depressive



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Plum field

Lol

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz den



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: Razzle green stage circlehead

Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2)#44828342)



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: Brass medicated depressive

Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t really find time to poast so anytime I get a chance to throw one out there just know I’m trying my best.

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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:10 AM
Author: Brass medicated depressive

Same

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: dark state

Which character does Morgan Freeman play?

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: mauve misanthropic degenerate



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Comical Potus

Lmao

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Comical Potus

I lost it at (no explanation)

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Date: October 14th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy rigpig



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: dun faggotry wrinkle



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: saffron love of her life dopamine



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: frozen aggressive dragon



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Brass medicated depressive



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: onyx organic girlfriend

I guess

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: Bull headed odious chapel boiling water



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: Razzle green stage circlehead

“Fuck you tin woodsman!”

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: Geriatric shitlib becky



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Date: July 11th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Plum field



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Date: August 16th, 2022 6:01 AM
Author: fragrant set



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Brass medicated depressive



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: Henna mediation theater



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant set



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Charismatic Hall

180

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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: fragrant set



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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: Wine crusty abode telephone



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: Brass medicated depressive



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: Brass medicated depressive



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Canary stirring foreskin public bath

But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: Wine crusty abode telephone



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Brass medicated depressive



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: frozen aggressive dragon



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Date: September 15th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: dark state

Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident and what really happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2)#46803137)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Brass medicated depressive



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: cooked unc



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz

Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2)#49737475)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: cardinal swan

Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2)#49741087)