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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Cheese-eating masturbator
  09/15/13
explain.
Walnut 180 Preventive Strike Dilemma
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Cheese-eating masturbator
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Abusive chad
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Green School Cafeteria Cumskin
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
misanthropic brethren
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Stimulating french chef temple
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Trip slap-happy church clown
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Abusive chad
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
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  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
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  09/15/13
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  09/15/13
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Walnut 180 Preventive Strike Dilemma
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Abusive chad
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
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  09/15/13
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  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
hateful lodge
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Yellow Bateful Antidepressant Drug
  09/15/13
its ok.
Cheese-eating masturbator
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
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  09/25/15
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  12/03/15
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  01/22/16
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judgmental half-breed
  01/22/16
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Slate Yapping Locus
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Cheese-eating masturbator
  06/22/16
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Heady gay wizard halford
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Cheese-eating masturbator
  06/21/17
do you pay?
geriatric cuckoldry ticket booth
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Cheese-eating masturbator
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
geriatric cuckoldry ticket booth
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  06/21/17
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  07/03/19
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  07/30/19
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  02/11/23
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  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
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  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
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  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Walnut 180 Preventive Strike Dilemma

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Abusive chad

this is not bad

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Green School Cafeteria Cumskin

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: misanthropic brethren

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Stimulating french chef temple

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Trip slap-happy church clown

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Abusive chad

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Titillating Stubborn Stage Hairy Legs

those things are MONEY

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: impertinent translucent internal respiration shitlib

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: spectacular mexican



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Walnut 180 Preventive Strike Dilemma



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Abusive chad

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Slate Yapping Locus



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: hateful lodge

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Yellow Bateful Antidepressant Drug

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Wonderful Center Idea He Suggested

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Heady gay wizard halford

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: judgmental half-breed



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Slate Yapping Locus



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Heady gay wizard halford



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: geriatric cuckoldry ticket booth

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: geriatric cuckoldry ticket booth

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: high-end laughsome university giraffe

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: puce pocket flask

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: wine indecent location place of business

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: comical anal field

he's gonna make it

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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: boyish mahogany indirect expression parlour

ALPHA AF

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged ivory sweet tailpipe hell



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator

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