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180 new movie idea “Vertical Crust” (2022)

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer* *Morgan Freeman...
bonkers stead
  07/10/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4 https://m.youtube...
marvelous wagecucks abode
  10/13/22
love the effort
dull community account
  07/10/22
appreciate the effort
Heady hideous gaping messiness
  07/10/22
Team Crust
bonkers stead
  07/10/22
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Glittery sticky dilemma jewess
  07/10/22
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bonkers stead
  07/10/22
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bonkers stead
  07/11/22
Lol
Glittery sticky dilemma jewess
  07/10/22
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Amethyst trump supporter trust fund
  07/10/22
Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for y...
Very tactful copper location
  07/10/22
Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t rea...
bonkers stead
  07/10/22
Same
bonkers stead
  07/11/22
Which character does Morgan Freeman play?
Anal piazza
  07/10/22
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supple lake stage
  07/10/22
Lmao
fear-inspiring site french chef
  07/10/22
I lost it at (no explanation)
fear-inspiring site french chef
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brindle swashbuckling state party of the first part
  10/14/22
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Boyish hell
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Lime arrogant cumskin
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outnumbered startled doctorate
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bonkers stead
  07/11/22
I guess
vigorous twinkling den
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Passionate dysfunction
  07/11/22
“Fuck you tin woodsman!”
Very tactful copper location
  07/11/22
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slap-happy metal shrine
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Glittery sticky dilemma jewess
  07/11/22
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marvelous wagecucks abode
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bonkers stead
  10/13/22
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Khaki pit
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marvelous wagecucks abode
  10/13/22
180
Aqua disturbing sandwich
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underhanded chad indirect expression
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bonkers stead
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bonkers stead
  07/08/23
But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short...
twisted reading party clown
  07/08/23
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underhanded chad indirect expression
  07/16/23
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bonkers stead
  09/09/23
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outnumbered startled doctorate
  09/09/23
Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident a...
Anal piazza
  09/15/23
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bonkers stead
  09/07/24
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Gay of Hormuz
  03/12/26
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cooked unc
  03/12/26
Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!
Gay of Hormuz
  03/12/26
Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this...
cardinal swan
  03/13/26


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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:48 PM
Author: bonkers stead

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer*

*Morgan Freeman sitting in dark room talking to someone but you don’t know who*

“You’ve got it. Every woman wants what you have. Every girl grows up wanting what you have to offer. When a woman is growing up, it’s like a cake. Or an ice cream. Let’s say dessert. But you’re the finish. You’re their Crust. They want their Vertical Crust.”

*camera zooms on you*

David Crust is a senior in high school. He’s awkward. He’s hideous. When he was younger he was subject to no less than a dozen surgeries that resulted in him having aluminum plates all over his body. His one eye was replaced by a wood eye. Half of his face was missing, now aluminum. All of the skin on his arms and legs were missing, now aluminum. The top of his head had the tin man top (no explanation).

“Fuck you tin woodsman!” *kid throws a piece of brick at him*

*David Crust walking alone through the football field gets leveled by Tomas Utopia*

Tomas Utopia was at football practice and immediately apologizes. He stands up and helps up David Crust. Thomas Utopia is a 5’10 younger Zack Efron (body, face, eyes and hair) look alike who was playing football and knocked over David Crust.

Crust gets up and is 6’4. Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

They become great friends. Crust immediately falls for Utopia’s prom Queen beautiful GF, Julia Lataza.

Utopia is a three star athlete and going to college on a lacrosse scholarship. But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

Crust, who looks like Tin Man from wizard of Oz, falls in love with Julia. As Julia goes to college and realizes she can no longer being around her “Utopian Boyfriend” out of fear of being ridiculed that he’s too short, she befriends David Crust (working community service near her college after a misdemeanor peeping tom (no pun intended) conviction). They begin to fall in love.

Will Julia be loyal to her boyfriend or will she seek out her “Vertical Crust”? Oh does she have a decision to make.

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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: marvelous wagecucks abode

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UW-MKthI0



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2)#45327377)



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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: dull community account

love the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: Heady hideous gaping messiness

appreciate the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: bonkers stead

Team Crust

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Glittery sticky dilemma jewess



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: bonkers stead



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Date: July 11th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: bonkers stead



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Glittery sticky dilemma jewess

Lol

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: Amethyst trump supporter trust fund



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: Very tactful copper location

Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for you.

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: bonkers stead

Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t really find time to poast so anytime I get a chance to throw one out there just know I’m trying my best.

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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:10 AM
Author: bonkers stead

Same

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Anal piazza

Which character does Morgan Freeman play?

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: supple lake stage



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring site french chef

Lmao

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring site french chef

I lost it at (no explanation)

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Date: October 14th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: brindle swashbuckling state party of the first part



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: Boyish hell



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Lime arrogant cumskin



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: outnumbered startled doctorate



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: bonkers stead



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: vigorous twinkling den

I guess

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: Passionate dysfunction



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: Very tactful copper location

“Fuck you tin woodsman!”

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: slap-happy metal shrine



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Date: July 11th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Glittery sticky dilemma jewess



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Date: August 16th, 2022 6:01 AM
Author: marvelous wagecucks abode



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: bonkers stead



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: Khaki pit



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: marvelous wagecucks abode



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Aqua disturbing sandwich

180

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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: marvelous wagecucks abode



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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: underhanded chad indirect expression



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: bonkers stead



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: bonkers stead



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: twisted reading party clown

But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: underhanded chad indirect expression



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: bonkers stead



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: outnumbered startled doctorate



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Date: September 15th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: Anal piazza

Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident and what really happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2)#46803137)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: bonkers stead



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: cooked unc



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz

Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2)#49737475)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: cardinal swan

Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2)#49741087)