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180 new movie idea “Vertical Crust” (2022)

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer* *Morgan Freeman...
Arrogant Comical Stage
  07/10/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4 https://m.youtube...
frozen public bath jewess
  10/13/22
love the effort
Internet-worthy free-loading kitchen
  07/10/22
appreciate the effort
rebellious sinister personal credit line idiot
  07/10/22
Team Crust
Arrogant Comical Stage
  07/10/22
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Hideous Sexy Deer Antler
  07/10/22
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  07/11/22
Lol
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beady-eyed indian lodge
  07/10/22
Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for y...
lilac adventurous abode
  07/10/22
Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t rea...
Arrogant Comical Stage
  07/10/22
Same
Arrogant Comical Stage
  07/11/22
Which character does Morgan Freeman play?
Vermilion buck-toothed shitlib
  07/10/22
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House-broken patrolman
  07/10/22
Lmao
Turquoise racy degenerate
  07/10/22
I lost it at (no explanation)
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floppy effete rigpig coffee pot
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Arrogant Comical Stage
  07/11/22
I guess
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Swashbuckling Goyim
  07/11/22
“Fuck you tin woodsman!”
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Hideous Sexy Deer Antler
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frozen public bath jewess
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Arrogant Comical Stage
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Crusty Stead Preventive Strike
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frozen public bath jewess
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180
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But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short...
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Arrogant Comical Stage
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floppy effete rigpig coffee pot
  09/09/23
Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident a...
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  09/15/23
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  03/12/26
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glittery double fault
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Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!
Turquoise racy degenerate
  03/12/26
Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this...
Arrogant Comical Stage
  03/13/26


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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:48 PM
Author: Arrogant Comical Stage

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer*

*Morgan Freeman sitting in dark room talking to someone but you don’t know who*

“You’ve got it. Every woman wants what you have. Every girl grows up wanting what you have to offer. When a woman is growing up, it’s like a cake. Or an ice cream. Let’s say dessert. But you’re the finish. You’re their Crust. They want their Vertical Crust.”

*camera zooms on you*

David Crust is a senior in high school. He’s awkward. He’s hideous. When he was younger he was subject to no less than a dozen surgeries that resulted in him having aluminum plates all over his body. His one eye was replaced by a wood eye. Half of his face was missing, now aluminum. All of the skin on his arms and legs were missing, now aluminum. The top of his head had the tin man top (no explanation).

“Fuck you tin woodsman!” *kid throws a piece of brick at him*

*David Crust walking alone through the football field gets leveled by Tomas Utopia*

Tomas Utopia was at football practice and immediately apologizes. He stands up and helps up David Crust. Thomas Utopia is a 5’10 younger Zack Efron (body, face, eyes and hair) look alike who was playing football and knocked over David Crust.

Crust gets up and is 6’4. Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

They become great friends. Crust immediately falls for Utopia’s prom Queen beautiful GF, Julia Lataza.

Utopia is a three star athlete and going to college on a lacrosse scholarship. But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

Crust, who looks like Tin Man from wizard of Oz, falls in love with Julia. As Julia goes to college and realizes she can no longer being around her “Utopian Boyfriend” out of fear of being ridiculed that he’s too short, she befriends David Crust (working community service near her college after a misdemeanor peeping tom (no pun intended) conviction). They begin to fall in love.

Will Julia be loyal to her boyfriend or will she seek out her “Vertical Crust”? Oh does she have a decision to make.

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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: frozen public bath jewess

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UW-MKthI0



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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy free-loading kitchen

love the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: rebellious sinister personal credit line idiot

appreciate the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: Arrogant Comical Stage

Team Crust

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Hideous Sexy Deer Antler



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: Arrogant Comical Stage



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Date: July 11th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Arrogant Comical Stage



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Hideous Sexy Deer Antler

Lol

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed indian lodge



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: lilac adventurous abode

Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for you.

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: Arrogant Comical Stage

Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t really find time to poast so anytime I get a chance to throw one out there just know I’m trying my best.

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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:10 AM
Author: Arrogant Comical Stage

Same

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Vermilion buck-toothed shitlib

Which character does Morgan Freeman play?

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: House-broken patrolman



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Turquoise racy degenerate

Lmao

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Turquoise racy degenerate

I lost it at (no explanation)

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Date: October 14th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: appetizing center legal warrant



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible Milky National Security Agency Boiling Water



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Red Twisted Half-breed



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: floppy effete rigpig coffee pot



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Arrogant Comical Stage



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Mauve Library

I guess

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Goyim



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: lilac adventurous abode

“Fuck you tin woodsman!”

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: submissive stag film pisswyrm



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Date: July 11th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Hideous Sexy Deer Antler



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Date: August 16th, 2022 6:01 AM
Author: frozen public bath jewess



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Arrogant Comical Stage



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: Crusty Stead Preventive Strike



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: frozen public bath jewess



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Diverse Tripping Puppy

180

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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: frozen public bath jewess



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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser tank coldplay fan



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: Arrogant Comical Stage



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: Arrogant Comical Stage



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Drunken bateful stage

But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser tank coldplay fan



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Arrogant Comical Stage



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: floppy effete rigpig coffee pot



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Date: September 15th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: Vermilion buck-toothed shitlib

Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident and what really happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2)#46803137)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Arrogant Comical Stage



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Turquoise racy degenerate



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: glittery double fault



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Turquoise racy degenerate

Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

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Date: March 13th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Arrogant Comical Stage

Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2)#49741087)