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COLONOSCOPY tomorrow. First time. Laxatives to be deployed at 5PM/10PM
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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:01 AM Author: out-of-control ticket booth Fast today, shitmeds tonight, digital cameras in my anus tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48758038) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:04 AM Author: bossy electric halford are you fully sedated? are u scareed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48758040) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:06 AM Author: out-of-control ticket booth yes apparently. they wont let me drive home after, but idk how they will stop me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48758041) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Shimmering knife They will, no bullshit, call the cops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48758179) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:23 AM Author: Harsh frozen new version boiling water i had to pick up my gf from one recently. there was some waiting area where they couldn't leave until someone came and signed them out.
i'm sure they can't legally hold you but you should probably just uber to avoid picking a fight over disregarding your own safety. |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:57 PM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., Tell us about your girlfriend’s colonoscopy if it’s not too late (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498406) |
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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: insanely creepy nowag liquid oxygen try and report back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48784208) |
Date: March 18th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: Khaki At-the-ready Reading Party The laxatives part is the worst part
You drink a gallon of this nasty stuff that makes you piss out of your ass |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:18 AM Author: Sapphire Know-it-all Patrolman Sanctuary It's more than cameras bro. They shave your asshold. It's probably the best day to have gay sex. Smooth shaved no poop left. Only bad part is you're partially sedated so can't feel it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48758184) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:27 AM Author: out-of-control ticket booth Theyre going to shave my holds? Not if I beat them to it
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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Flesh antidepressant drug Do colonoscopies result in false positives or actual positives that don't necessarily need treatment like breast cancer? I've heard that mammograms and ensuing treatments actually result in worse outcomes (or at least no better) than doing nothing because a lot of the cancer they find and treat does not really require treatment. Idk tho haven't done a deep dive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48758195) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:28 AM Author: out-of-control ticket booth good question.
"Yes, colonoscopies can sometimes result in false positives. A false positive occurs when the procedure identifies something as abnormal (such as a polyp or lesion) that turns out to be harmless upon further testing. Factors that may contribute to false positives include:
Inflammation or irritation: Conditions like colitis, hemorrhoids, or minor irritation can sometimes appear suspicious. Residue in the colon: Inadequate bowel preparation can obscure the view, making normal tissue appear abnormal. Biopsy interpretation: Occasionally, a benign growth may initially be misinterpreted as potentially cancerous. While false positives are possible, colonoscopies remain one of the most effective tools for detecting colorectal cancer and other issues. Follow-up tests, such as biopsy analysis, typically clarify any uncertain findings." |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:35 AM Author: Flesh antidepressant drug Ty. What I would be concerned about is treatments for cancer that doesn't actually need treatment. I'm not an expert, but this is the type of stuff I'm referring to:
https://www.cancer.gov/news-events/cancer-currents-blog/2023/mammography-older-women-breast-cancer-overdiagnosis |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 6:59 PM Author: Shimmering knife HOWS THE SHITTING GOING?
Please give play by play. |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:21 AM Author: Sapphire Know-it-all Patrolman Sanctuary It's 720 am. He's now done shooting his shit and is on the way to get fingerbanged senseless by an Indian woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48761410) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:23 AM Author: Shimmering knife Lol...what a horrible way to spend a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48761416) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:57 AM Author: Sapphire Know-it-all Patrolman Sanctuary ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48761462) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:16 AM Author: out-of-control ticket booth Within 10 min the lax made me queasy
Within 15 minutes shitting Niagara Falls
About 30m later rounds 2 and 3, all yellow water gushing
1h later fine
You do two rounds
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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: Sapphire Know-it-all Patrolman Sanctuary I drink a gallon of that daily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48761498) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:51 AM Author: Exhilarant haunted graveyard The cure can be worse than the disease if they find something. I am opting out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48761528) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:18 AM Author: Sapphire Know-it-all Patrolman Sanctuary There is no "cure" for getting dildo'd senseless in front of like 3 nurses. It's just a humiliation ritual and they put this on OF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48761774) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:35 PM Author: Narrow-minded cruise ship toilet seat jfc I’d almost think you were enjoying his misery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48768756) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:27 PM Author: UN peacekeeper sure about that hoss? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498373) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:40 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ ) 100%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498388) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 8:51 AM Author: scholarshipalt (dead luis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498719) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:39 AM Author: Aromatic Honey-headed Locale Lettuce How’d it go? Routine check due to age or were you shitting blood? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48768582) |
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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: out-of-control ticket booth very clean apparently
said cum back in 10 years |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Field Why do this? Scared of death? Following “doctor’s” advice? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48768640) |
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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: shivering fantasy-prone immigrant range Our age group's assholds are pozzed in unexplainable ways. 38yo healthy white bros w no symptoms getting stage 4 ass cancer. "Doctors" have no idea what's causing it, and the flame recommended ages are still way too old. I'll be insisting my doctor dildo me later this year even though I'm not yet 40. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#48784310) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) is this truly a really high EV medical treatment? doesn't sound like much fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498376) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:16 AM Author: UN peacekeeper though invasive and life-disruptive for a few days yes, it is the only fully reliable way to detect this type of cancer which has very good prognosis if caught early and terrible prognosis if caught late. also any precancerous polyps are removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498421) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) ty yeah that does seem like the medical consensus idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498749) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 8:47 AM Author: A Game of " would HIGHLY recommend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498714) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) why (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498750) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:16 AM Author: OldHLSDude The drugs can be really good. Propofol is just go to sleep, but when they use a mix of benzos and fentanyl it's euphoric. Then you get to stay awake while very stoned and can see what your colon looks like on the TV monitor. Historical note: in the old days, before the flexible fiber optic thing was commonly used, they used a rigid sigmoidoscope. We used to call it "riding the silver stallion." They jammed this big thick shiny rigid thing about a foot up your ass with no anesthesia. It was like being done by Darnell while he is wearing an aluminum foil condom. The company I worked for at the time made everyone on the executive payroll have a full blown aviation physical every year. We alternated a treadmill stress test and the sigmoidoscope every other year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498859) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:19 AM Author: Midnight Cowboy (Christmas!) what in the hell did I just read? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498870) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:53 AM Author: scholarshipalt Poetry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498936) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Midnight Cowboy (Christmas!) OldHLSDude is basically Walt Whitmam with a sense of humor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498960) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49501477) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498971) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) tyft. i guess i should be grateful that medical science has advanced to where it has. your view then is that they are cost benefit positive? putting aside some of the borderline questions about what age to start doing them or whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49501482) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: OldHLSDude Yes, I think colonoscopies are a good idea. There's a 5% lifetime chance of getting colorectal cancer, and you can reduce that to nearly zero with colonoscopies. Moreover, that 5% number may be too low. Looks there is a spike occurring in younger people. If you have a clean one, you won't need another for a while. If they find polyps, particularly adenomatous ones, regular surveillance is in order. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49501643) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . The propofol they will give you will be the greatest sleep you ever had and you will totally wake up understanding Michael Jackson. Maybe once a month a fondly recall waking up from it. I (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49498874) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: OldHLSDude It's truly an amazing drug. Lights off/lights on. Refreshing rest and no hangover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49499849) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:33 AM Author: von metternich's top guy ljl at paying "doctors" for this process you can easily diy just watch some youtube vids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49501518) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:00 AM Author: fulano (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49501556) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:31 AM Author: resting bitch face sounds wise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2)#49501773) |