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Lavender regret
  07/02/19
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Lavender regret
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Lavender regret
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
deranged rigpig hell
  12/20/20
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Topaz Abode Mood
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Slap-happy Swashbuckling Gas Station
  08/21/19
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Adulterous 180 senate old irish cottage
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Hot odious resort ape
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
floppy tan church trust fund
  08/21/19
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swollen state
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Black self-absorbed set
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Slap-happy Swashbuckling Gas Station
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
floppy tan church trust fund
  08/21/19
emergency money
Slap-happy Swashbuckling Gas Station
  08/21/19
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Hyperventilating Mauve Half-breed
  09/01/19
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massive mint becky
  03/06/20
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massive mint becky
  09/10/21
hehe
Frum milky forum travel guidebook
  09/13/25
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deranged rigpig hell
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Iridescent box office
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Lavender regret
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Cracking federal feces
  09/01/19
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Hyperventilating Mauve Half-breed
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Hot odious resort ape
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Lavender regret
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
swollen state
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Lavender regret
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Bateful aquamarine locus immigrant
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Lavender regret
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Navy adventurous marketing idea
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Lavender regret
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Bearded fantasy-prone degenerate spot
  09/10/21
great thread
Infuriating puppy
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Lavender regret
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Lavender regret
  04/10/23
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Topaz Abode Mood
  04/10/23
i love men
Infuriating puppy
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Lavender regret
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Lavender regret
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Cracking federal feces
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Lavender regret
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Lascivious jap
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Lavender regret
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Lavender regret
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Lavender regret
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Lavender regret
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Lavender regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Lavender regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Lavender regret

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: deranged rigpig hell

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Topaz Abode Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Slap-happy Swashbuckling Gas Station

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Adulterous 180 senate old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Hot odious resort ape

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: floppy tan church trust fund

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: swollen state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Black self-absorbed set

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Slap-happy Swashbuckling Gas Station

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: floppy tan church trust fund

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Slap-happy Swashbuckling Gas Station

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Mauve Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: massive mint becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: massive mint becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Frum milky forum travel guidebook

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: deranged rigpig hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Iridescent box office

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Lavender regret

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Cracking federal feces

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Mauve Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Hot odious resort ape

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Lavender regret

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: swollen state

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Lavender regret

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Bateful aquamarine locus immigrant

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Lavender regret

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Navy adventurous marketing idea

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Lavender regret

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Bearded fantasy-prone degenerate spot

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Infuriating puppy

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Lavender regret

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Lavender regret

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Topaz Abode Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Infuriating puppy

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Lavender regret

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Lavender regret

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Cracking federal feces

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Lavender regret

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Lascivious jap

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Lavender regret

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Lavender regret

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Lavender regret

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Lavender regret

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49430061)