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Just settled a 6 figure slip and trip case. Taking ?'s

Client slipped on some fruit dropped on the ground in a groc...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
great work. i’ll be sure to think of you the next time...
cerebral narrow-minded university mediation
  12/15/25
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blue senate
  12/15/25
Sure, blame the injured poor person. Not the greedy corpo...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
lol just lol.
cerebral narrow-minded university mediation
  12/15/25
so was there some deficiency in the cleaning that led to you...
Rough-skinned sanctuary masturbator
  12/15/25
If it's such a "known hazard", then why didn't the...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
? no store can keep the floor spotless. and any customer wa...
Rough-skinned sanctuary masturbator
  12/15/25
That's not what the law says. It clearly says if you hav...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
so then why don't stores just write policies that say we'll ...
Rough-skinned sanctuary masturbator
  12/15/25
They do. But their dumbass employees never follow the da...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
Ty, that's interesting I guess. Not sure why your client sh...
Rough-skinned sanctuary masturbator
  12/15/25
Because the insurance adjuster knew that if I got in front o...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
because this has nothing to do with the law or morality but ...
cerebral narrow-minded university mediation
  12/15/25
"who simply pass on the costs to regular productive cit...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
a) there is no “hazard.” tell your fucking bozo ...
cerebral narrow-minded university mediation
  12/15/25
You're supposed to wear boots, not deep-throat them you dumb...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/16/25
i explained why they settle in my initial poast, but your po...
cerebral narrow-minded university mediation
  12/16/25
What a great business model! "Let's just pay a six f...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/16/25
if this is a representative display of your logical reasonin...
cerebral narrow-minded university mediation
  12/16/25
>”6 figure” >$110K
Misunderstood bawdyhouse
  12/15/25
1-0-0-0-0-0 Do you see 5 or 6 digits in that number?
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
Oh so it was actually 100K not 110k?
Misunderstood bawdyhouse
  12/15/25
You're asking the wrong question. The RIGHT question is:...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
You're a shit bag and should be summarily executed.
talking nibblets school
  12/15/25
Execute me inside of the same store. Hopefully someone w...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
give us some details about your practice. when you started, ...
crawly office
  12/15/25
Opened my own shop shortly before COVID shut down every cour...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
You’re clearing a million? What market.. Legit ques...
Claret center deer antler
  12/15/25
Your personal network is the greatest source of referrals. ...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
18000000. Congrats man. I honestly think slip and falls are ...
Shivering incel pervert
  12/15/25
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Orchid judgmental address jap
  12/15/25
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Shivering incel pervert
  12/15/25
They aren't bad at all if you learn how to work them up prop...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
...
Shivering incel pervert
  12/15/25
...
translucent nighttime sneaky criminal trust fund
  12/16/25
What are the demographics of your litigious clients?
aquamarine depressive headpube
  12/15/25
POC. Although, I just settled another premises case last...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
do banana peel cases pay more than apple peel cases
disturbing point
  12/15/25
Why the fuck would a banana peel be on the floor?
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/15/25
How often do you consider the fact that your existence is a ...
Costumed Black Woman Potus
  12/16/25
Considering how much money I put in my clients' pockets. . ....
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/16/25
Good work OP. Specials?
provocative factory reset button
  12/16/25
Yes please tell us the specials. Congrats on the settlement ...
Exhilarant indigo orchestra pit
  12/16/25
Injury to her middle, and lower back. Several rounds of ...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/16/25
How’s the venue? Solid result either way, just wonderi...
Exhilarant indigo orchestra pit
  12/16/25
Venue is Blue-ish. 10 years ago, it was solidly Red, but ...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/16/25
How is fruit not open and obvious? Was it invisible fruit?
Contagious affirmative action
  12/16/25
It's open and obvious if you can prove that it ws not on the...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/16/25
180
Shivering incel pervert
  12/17/25
I can't tell whether PI lawyers are 100% evil shitbags who a...
talking nibblets school
  12/16/25
Keep licking those boots, faggot
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/16/25
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Azure sound barrier institution
  12/25/25
I've never done a slip and fall, but i've seen the facts of ...
crystalline indecent foreskin weed whacker
  12/25/25
Bingo! You gotta have a "good" client to scare the...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/27/25
my first slip and fall was client slipped on ice cream on th...
Domesticated chapel
  12/25/25
Why was the ice cream just laying on the floor? Didn't th...
Azure sound barrier institution
  12/27/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

Client slipped on some fruit dropped on the ground in a grocery store.

Fell and busted her ass.

Case settled for little over $110k.

Case resolved after taking just my client's deposition. No MSJ's.

Probably one of my easier cases to resolve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512268)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: cerebral narrow-minded university mediation

great work. i’ll be sure to think of you the next time i buy a $9 gallon of milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512278)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: blue senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512280)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

Sure, blame the injured poor person.

Not the greedy corporate overlords that decide to fuck over other customers rather than reduce their profit margins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512283)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: cerebral narrow-minded university mediation

lol just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512310)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Rough-skinned sanctuary masturbator

so was there some deficiency in the cleaning that led to your client to slip on the fruit? it's sort of a known hazard in the grocery store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512775)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

If it's such a "known hazard", then why didn't the store do a better job of keeping it from happening?

Who is in a stronger position to prevent such a "known hazard" from happening? My client or the owner of the property who has a written policy THAT EXPLICITLY SAYS TO CHECK THE FLOORS FOR DROPPED FOOD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512790)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Rough-skinned sanctuary masturbator

? no store can keep the floor spotless. and any customer walking around a display of apples and bananas should consider the possibility that one would've fallen onto the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512796)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

That's not what the law says.

It clearly says if you have a cleaning/safety policy and your employees fail to follow that policy then, DING-FAG, you're liable for any injuries that occur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512801)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Rough-skinned sanctuary masturbator

so then why don't stores just write policies that say we'll pick up every once in a while, and try to keep it clean, but hey nobody is perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512805)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

They do.

But their dumbass employees never follow the damn policy.

After I get a copy of the cleaning policy, and then depose their corporate rep, I always discover where the employee fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512809)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Rough-skinned sanctuary masturbator

Ty, that's interesting I guess. Not sure why your client should get $110k out of it though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512811)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

Because the insurance adjuster knew that if I got in front of a jury, they'd end up paying more than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512817)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: cerebral narrow-minded university mediation

because this has nothing to do with the law or morality but rather leveraging our kafkaesque legal bureaucracy stoked by the resentment of losers like op’s clientele into extracting “just fucking go away” money from risk-averse committee decisionmakers who simply pass on the costs to regular productive citizens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512815)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

"who simply pass on the costs to regular productive citizens"

So the blame should be on the corporate overlords who:

a) created the hazard that injured the customer;

b) forced the injured customer into litigation instead of just paying for her medical treatment;

c) Pass the bullshit costs of litigation onto customers rather than eating the cost for their own fuckup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512827)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: cerebral narrow-minded university mediation

a) there is no “hazard.” tell your fucking bozo clients, who are almost certainly career leeches in the first place, not to slip on banana peels like a shitty vaudeville act.

b) i would confidently bet at least that six-figure settlement amount that the “medical” “treatment” your client received was worth less than 50% of the settlement value even after deducting your cut.

c) why would they do that, when every competitor is beholden to the same gunpoint tort bullshit? the shamelessness and/or retardation that enables you to envision yourself as robin hood just because somebody, somewhere (who is at least providing a valuable service) makes more money explains a lot about your renttt-seeking career path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512865)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:42 AM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

You're supposed to wear boots, not deep-throat them you dumb faggot.

If my client was such a lying fraud, why did the insurance company roll over and pay?

They're a multi-billion dollar company, surely they could afford to have their CHILL AS FUCK CHAD of a defense lawyer go to trial and mop the floor with my weak case.

It would probably be a lot cheaper than writing a check for 6 figures to an "obvious fraud"

Maybe. . .just maybe, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and need to suck my dick from the back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512966)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: cerebral narrow-minded university mediation

i explained why they settle in my initial poast, but your point about the id attorneys is helpful. if you were anything other than a nuisance piker, do you think corps would uniformly hire the absolute bottom-of-the-barrel sadsack lawyers to “defend” against your surely devastating legal assault? they’ve already priced it in, with the waste ultimately absorbed by everyone except your worthless clients and scamster colleagues. so congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49513423)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

What a great business model!

"Let's just pay a six figure settlement IN ADDITION to the $25k we dropped on defense costs against an obviously weak case that we'd surely win at trial!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49513696)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: cerebral narrow-minded university mediation

if this is a representative display of your logical reasoning and argumentation abilities, then i can see why you’re so excited about the settlement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49514920)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood bawdyhouse

>”6 figure”

>$110K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512289)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

1-0-0-0-0-0

Do you see 5 or 6 digits in that number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512294)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Misunderstood bawdyhouse

Oh so it was actually 100K not 110k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512298)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

You're asking the wrong question.

The RIGHT question is:

"How does it feel to know that your children will have a wonderful Christmas because of Daddy's hardwork."

To that, I would answer,

"It feels good, Jerry, it feels real good."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512304)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: talking nibblets school

You're a shit bag and should be summarily executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512305)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

Execute me inside of the same store.

Hopefully someone will slip on my blood and they'll be ANOTHER 6-figure hit against their policy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512309)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: crawly office

give us some details about your practice. when you started, prior experience, employees, income, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512306)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

Opened my own shop shortly before COVID shut down every court.

worked for a small PI bro in a small town for a few years.

4 employees.

income, to quote the poet-laurette Lil'Wayne:

A Milli-A Milli-A Milli-A Milli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512315)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Claret center deer antler

You’re clearing a million? What market..

Legit question. Been thinking of going solo pi work…no access to cases yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512597)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

Your personal network is the greatest source of referrals.

Once you start taking cases, tell EVERYBODY YOU POSSIBLY CAN that you do PI. They will start sending people to you little by little.

Also, start reading books on how to manage a small business. The key to becoming and STAYING profitable is learning how to manage payroll while you're pushing the boulder uphill towards a settlement/verdict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512773)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Shivering incel pervert

18000000. Congrats man. I honestly think slip and falls are underrated in shitlaw. I’m not above getting completely covered in shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512325)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Orchid judgmental address jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512635)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Shivering incel pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512676)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

They aren't bad at all if you learn how to work them up properly.

The key to surviving summary judgment is proving that the employees fucked up by not following the corporate cleaning/safety policy.

You do that, you'll make it past SJ and head to a trial calendar. Once that happens, they'll fold and pay you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512784)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Shivering incel pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512871)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: translucent nighttime sneaky criminal trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512956)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: aquamarine depressive headpube

What are the demographics of your litigious clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512705)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

POC.

Although, I just settled another premises case last week for $120k. Client was a white woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512799)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: disturbing point

do banana peel cases pay more than apple peel cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512710)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

Why the fuck would a banana peel be on the floor?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512806)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Costumed Black Woman Potus

How often do you consider the fact that your existence is a complete waste of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512963)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

Considering how much money I put in my clients' pockets. . .not too often.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49512968)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: provocative factory reset button

Good work OP. Specials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49513322)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant indigo orchestra pit

Yes please tell us the specials. Congrats on the settlement I hope you get more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49513530)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

Injury to her middle, and lower back.

Several rounds of physical therapy and injections.

No surgical recommendation tho.

Bills were about $40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49513698)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant indigo orchestra pit

How’s the venue? Solid result either way, just wondering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49515185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

Venue is Blue-ish.

10 years ago, it was solidly Red, but now LIBS have slowly taken over that jurisdiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49515646)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Contagious affirmative action

How is fruit not open and obvious? Was it invisible fruit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49514940)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

It's open and obvious if you can prove that it ws not on the floor long enough for the store to clean it up.

If store performed floor checks every 15 min, then there is nothing they can do about fruit falling on the ground. No liability.

However, the store was unable to prove when was the last time it had performed a safety floor check, thus there was no way to prove that it was in compliance with its own safety policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49515648)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Shivering incel pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49516279)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: talking nibblets school

I can't tell whether PI lawyers are 100% evil shitbags who are 100% aware of the evil they perpetrate, or 99% evil shit ags who manage to delude themselves into thinking they're not 100% evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49514967)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

Keep licking those boots, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49515649)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49539226)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: crystalline indecent foreskin weed whacker

I've never done a slip and fall, but i've seen the facts of a handful (mediated one, had a shitlaw friend tell me about another, saw video that got passed around the trial lawyers of a third).

I'm obviously generalizing from a small sample, but it seems like to settle for this amount the facts have to be a lot more evocative than anyone normally thinks of when they think of a slip and fall.

I recall one being this old as fuck guy using a cane--he clearly should have been using a walker or a wheelchair, because he looked shaky as shit even just walking around normally--and the plf's att'y spliced together the footage of the different cameras of him slowly, creekily walking to an aisle that had spilled laundry detergent, and watching the leadup (and knowing basically what was going to happen) gave you that same 'oh no'/look-away feeling you get from watching a video that you know is going to gross you out or make you sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49539316)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

Bingo! You gotta have a "good" client to scare the Claims Adjuster into putting serious money on the table.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49543098)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Domesticated chapel

my first slip and fall was client slipped on ice cream on the ice cream store floor.

Not my favorite cases but sometimes they pay!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49539392)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier institution

Why was the ice cream just laying on the floor?

Didn't they have a cleaning policy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2)#49543099)