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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
Appetizing queen of the night center
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
thriller dilemma giraffe
  03/02/26
He poasts
sooty sweet tailpipe
  03/02/26
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tan pontificating site
  03/02/26
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obsidian irradiated plaza
  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
Appetizing queen of the night center
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
sooty sweet tailpipe
  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
Appetizing queen of the night center
  03/02/26
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tan pontificating site
  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
sooty sweet tailpipe
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
Appetizing queen of the night center
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
sooty sweet tailpipe
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
Appetizing queen of the night center
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
Gay exhilarant stage karate
  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
sooty sweet tailpipe
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
Appetizing queen of the night center
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
Well-lubricated shitlib
  03/09/26
...
obsidian irradiated plaza
  03/09/26
Because of ai?
lilac brunch
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
Appetizing queen of the night center
  03/02/26
What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gu...
grizzly property dopamine
  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
Appetizing queen of the night center
  03/02/26
You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do...
grizzly property dopamine
  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
obsidian irradiated plaza
  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
Appetizing queen of the night center
  03/09/26
Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?...
grizzly property dopamine
  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
:;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::
  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
Passionate amber gaming laptop
  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
Motley Low-t Codepig
  03/02/26
grindr?
Sienna institution
  03/02/26
Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. B...
green massive forum
  03/03/26
...
sooty sweet tailpipe
  03/09/26
cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finan...
dashing theater
  03/09/26
...
plum cuckold
  03/09/26
i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  03/09/26
We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
Appetizing queen of the night center
  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
sooty sweet tailpipe
  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
Appetizing queen of the night center
  03/09/26
wtf
sooty sweet tailpipe
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
Histrionic travel guidebook
  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
swashbuckling mauve public bath coldplay fan
  03/09/26
...
obsidian irradiated plaza
  03/09/26
...
Sienna institution
  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
obsidian irradiated plaza
  03/09/26
How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?
:;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::
  03/15/26
Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  03/15/26
The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in bi...
Roblox
  03/15/26
I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former ...
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  03/16/26


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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Appetizing queen of the night center

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: thriller dilemma giraffe

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: sooty sweet tailpipe

He poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708368)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: tan pontificating site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708376)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: obsidian irradiated plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728488)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Appetizing queen of the night center

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: sooty sweet tailpipe

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Appetizing queen of the night center

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708373)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: tan pontificating site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708377)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: sooty sweet tailpipe

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Appetizing queen of the night center

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: sooty sweet tailpipe

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Appetizing queen of the night center

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Gay exhilarant stage karate

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: sooty sweet tailpipe

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Appetizing queen of the night center

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Well-lubricated shitlib

CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: obsidian irradiated plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728506)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: lilac brunch

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Appetizing queen of the night center

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: grizzly property dopamine

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Appetizing queen of the night center

That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: grizzly property dopamine

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: obsidian irradiated plaza

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Appetizing queen of the night center

I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: grizzly property dopamine

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Passionate amber gaming laptop

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Motley Low-t Codepig

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Sienna institution

grindr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: green massive forum

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: sooty sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728473)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: dashing theater

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: plum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728536)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Appetizing queen of the night center

We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: sooty sweet tailpipe

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Appetizing queen of the night center

Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: sooty sweet tailpipe

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Histrionic travel guidebook

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling mauve public bath coldplay fan

Like the gay lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728521)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: obsidian irradiated plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728539)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Sienna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49729192)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: obsidian irradiated plaza

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49728522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49746612)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49746987)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Roblox

The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.

2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.

2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49747030)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former trying to get into FAGMAN now. The latter pays like multiples of what we get, multiples man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2)#49747130)