George: why would I kern?
Jerry: why would you kern? You always kern!
George: you always kern? What if I don't want to kern? A man should be able to not kern!
Jerry: you have to kern. You can't not kern! What would these documents look like if nobody kerned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714217&forum_id=2)#49769939)