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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Histrionic Bossy Lay Ratface You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.
I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.
Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Laughsome Prole if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457450) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM Author: flushed hominid national No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457456) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Histrionic Bossy Lay Ratface What about the WNBA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457461) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: Beta brethren I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457475) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM Author: flushed hominid national Okay Christian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457486) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Procedurally Wonky TP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49459315) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Johnny 99 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49460448) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM Author: Ocher doobsian giraffe I'm Indian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457459) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Histrionic Bossy Lay Ratface dot or feather (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457463) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Ocher doobsian giraffe What do you think? I'm on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457470) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM Author: Histrionic Bossy Lay Ratface https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457472) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM Author: Ocher doobsian giraffe I'm 5'7, not 7'5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457678) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Magenta school cafeteria no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457477) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM Author: Histrionic Bossy Lay Ratface I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457483) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM Author: Magenta school cafeteria they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457488) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: Histrionic Bossy Lay Ratface thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457517) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM Author: Magenta school cafeteria fair, poor rc on my part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457549) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49460506) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: Laughsome Prole Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457553) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM Author: Floppy Degenerate Queen Of The Night yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457489) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM Author: Flatulent out-of-control private investor of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457490) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: Histrionic Bossy Lay Ratface I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457518) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: drab goal in life gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457997) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM Author: mustard sickened menage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49458311) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM Author: zoomer sexuality expert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49458932) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: hairless spot coffee pot cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457689) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM Author: Histrionic Bossy Lay Ratface I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457856) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: hairless spot coffee pot (guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457899) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Charcoal vivacious space associate more like cooper fagg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457870) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Nubile old irish cottage masturbator I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457869) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: walnut doctorate meetinghouse Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457922) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Laughsome Prole cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49457965) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: Insanely creepy volcanic crater nibblets yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49458010) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: drab goal in life gay wizard "You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.
With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.
You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.
I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots. |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM Author: curious onyx incel Depends. Can I play completely nude? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49458330) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49460600) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM Author: plum razzle-dazzle telephone Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49458352) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM Author: excitant main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49458402) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: coiffed sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49458914) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.
I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.
EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots. |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM Author: real men wearing real watches thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49459271) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: Bronus Swagner They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49460487) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49460750) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM Author: cerebral deer antler center Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?
The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82. |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49459184) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: t.rick o'treat panama (1) 6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49459268) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49460919) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM Author: Barack Carcetti do I need to play defense?
can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking? |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon can I shout nigger nonstop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49460427) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: fairy knight how about 3 assists instead? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2)#49460651) |