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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
bespoke jade pozpig main people
  01/26/16
This one stings.
impertinent cuckoldry
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Sticky location codepig
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Nighttime Racy Corner Dysfunction
  10/24/16
...
idiotic foreskin
  01/03/17
...
Multi-colored lay
  02/20/18
...
Aquamarine fantasy-prone mexican space
  06/03/19
...
Sticky location codepig
  10/14/20
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federal spot sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
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Peach splenetic box office pervert
  01/25/16
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Puce Nursing Home Cuck
  01/25/16
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180 juggernaut
  01/25/16
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dashing fear-inspiring police squad half-breed
  01/25/16
...
Puce Nursing Home Cuck
  01/25/16
...
180 juggernaut
  01/25/16
...
bossy vermilion shrine alpha
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  01/25/16
...
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
...
provocative chestnut station
  01/25/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
...
Deranged stage
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
chartreuse base fat ankles
  01/25/16
...
crimson chapel
  01/25/16
...
bespoke jade pozpig main people
  01/26/16
...
harsh sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
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Medicated piazza mental disorder
  01/26/16
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cerebral parlour ape
  11/27/16
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naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  06/13/17
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Iridescent nowag
  12/19/17
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/24/18
...
Zombie-like Blood Rage
  06/10/24
...
impertinent cuckoldry
  01/26/16
...
Hairraiser costumed round eye step-uncle's house
  10/24/16
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idiotic foreskin
  11/27/16
...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  01/23/17
...
Floppy zippy roommate
  03/15/17
...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  04/20/17
...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  02/20/18
...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  05/24/18
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Nudist Field Fanboi
  09/26/21
...
magenta flatulent stage
  03/12/22
...
Zombie-like Blood Rage
  05/15/22
...
Zombie-like Blood Rage
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Jet-lagged milky hunting ground
  01/25/16
Brutal
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
...
well-lubricated garrison
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Mustard Fiercely-loyal Rehab
  01/25/16
toxic
Galvanic black trailer park associate
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
pearly spectacular masturbator gaping
  01/25/16
...
Peach splenetic box office pervert
  01/25/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
...
shimmering histrionic mediation
  01/25/16
damnit
Passionate Disrespectful Roast Beef
  01/25/16
...
Puce Nursing Home Cuck
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
jfc
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Puce Nursing Home Cuck
  01/25/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  01/25/16
Cr
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
hm
Magical toaster business firm
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
wait
Sick contagious knife
  01/25/16
...
impertinent cuckoldry
  01/26/16
...
Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma
  01/25/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
pearly spectacular masturbator gaping
  01/25/16
...
haunting office patrolman
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Jet-lagged milky hunting ground
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Jet-lagged milky hunting ground
  01/25/16
...
Sick contagious knife
  01/25/16
...
Iridescent nowag
  01/25/16
...
clear stag film black woman
  01/25/16
...
Passionate Disrespectful Roast Beef
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
shimmering histrionic mediation
  01/25/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Hot potus
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Cobalt balding legal warrant queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
razzle whorehouse
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Exhilarant pit
  01/25/16
...
Mustard Fiercely-loyal Rehab
  01/25/16
...
Deranged stage
  01/25/16
damn
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
...
Stubborn lodge indirect expression
  01/25/16
...
navy dilemma doctorate
  01/25/16
O LORD
mint death wish laser beams
  01/25/16
jfc
irate wine set useless brakes
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
curious ruby background story
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
crimson chapel
  01/25/16
...
Puce Nursing Home Cuck
  01/25/16
Lmao
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
...
heady sienna really tough guy
  01/25/16
...
impertinent cuckoldry
  01/26/16
...
Stubborn lodge indirect expression
  01/26/16
...
Medicated piazza mental disorder
  01/26/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  02/15/16
...
twinkling library
  07/08/17
...
bronze chad
  07/08/17
...
Useless legend dog poop
  07/08/17
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  10/27/17
...
Soul-stirring locale private investor
  12/26/17
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  05/24/18
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  03/16/20
...
Carmine circlehead hominid
  02/18/22
...
Wonderful school cafeteria
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
chartreuse base fat ankles
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Passionate Disrespectful Roast Beef
  01/25/16
ouch
snowy meetinghouse party of the first part
  01/26/16
poison
laughsome cowardly lettuce
  01/26/16
...
alcoholic plaza
  01/26/16
180
bespoke jade pozpig main people
  01/26/16
...
Sick contagious knife
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Stimulating brilliant new version abode
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
impertinent cuckoldry
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Buff Ungodly Voyeur
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
RIP brother
sickened slap-happy stead organic girlfriend
  09/27/16
...
Wonderful school cafeteria
  12/26/17
...
Medicated piazza mental disorder
  08/12/19
180
Sticky location codepig
  01/26/16
...
Medicated piazza mental disorder
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
lake boyish volcanic crater
  01/27/16
...
Iridescent nowag
  01/27/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Yapping Beta Menage
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Yapping Beta Menage
  02/02/16
...
Geriatric mahogany hospital
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Supple transparent headpube
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
painfully honest goal in life
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Aromatic sex offender kitty cat
  02/24/16
18000000
swashbuckling lemon senate
  03/04/16
165
Hateful aqua toilet seat
  03/04/16
...
olive state
  05/19/16
chilling
Cordovan swollen hall newt
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
maniacal concupiscible hissy fit
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Chocolate irradiated pistol place of business
  01/03/17
oh my.
adventurous copper trump supporter locus
  01/23/17
toxic
Vibrant Church
  03/13/17
...
Floppy zippy roommate
  03/15/17
...
clear stag film black woman
  04/02/17
...
ivory old irish cottage institution
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
appetizing soggy scourge upon the earth
  07/08/17
...
slate tattoo ticket booth
  10/27/17
mother of god
bronze chad
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
crystalline motley persian orchestra pit
  10/27/17
JFC
Bearded aphrodisiac church building dragon
  10/27/17
...
Glittery charcoal kitty french chef
  12/26/17
...
Burgundy unholy personal credit line
  12/26/17
ouch
Misunderstood at-the-ready area haunted graveyard
  02/20/18
...
fragrant property coldplay fan
  02/20/18
...
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  01/16/19
...
cream site
  08/09/19
...
Nudist Field Fanboi
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
cerise hell
  07/28/25
...
pink tanning salon crotch
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
turquoise narrow-minded den twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Diverse Electric Furnace Dopamine
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Deranged stage
  01/25/16
...
crimson chapel
  01/25/16
...
sadistic school goyim
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
toxic
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
dun theatre sandwich
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Hot potus
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Hot potus
  01/25/16
TY bro
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
...
crimson chapel
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
electric pale heaven
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
well-lubricated garrison
  10/27/17
...
vigorous resort
  10/27/17
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  05/24/18
...
adventurous copper trump supporter locus
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
talented ratface center
  10/27/17
credited advice
Misunderstood at-the-ready area haunted graveyard
  05/24/18
even more toxic
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Flushed stirring factory reset button travel guidebook
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
i lol'd
vivacious bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Hot potus
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
lol
Big Indian Lodge
  06/01/17
...
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
bespoke jade pozpig main people
  01/26/16
...
Wonderful school cafeteria
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
curious ruby background story
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
curious ruby background story
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
curious ruby background story
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
curious ruby background story
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
curious ruby background story
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
Lmao
wild national
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/25/16
lmao true
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/25/16
...
Sick contagious knife
  01/26/16
...
Wonderful school cafeteria
  12/26/17
Haha
unhinged gay forum water buffalo
  03/19/20
...
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
...
shimmering histrionic mediation
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
electric pale heaven
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
titillating impressive parlor
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
shivering range
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
talented ratface center
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
sickened slap-happy stead organic girlfriend
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Tripping rigpig stain
  06/03/19
oh no
Buff Ungodly Voyeur
  08/08/19
LOL
sapphire mind-boggling sanctuary
  03/16/20
JFC
adventurous copper trump supporter locus
  03/19/20
Update?
Carmine circlehead hominid
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
self-centered cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
Violet Giraffe
  01/25/16
...
Iridescent nowag
  05/19/16
...
Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
green arousing theater nibblets
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
shimmering histrionic mediation
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
green arousing theater nibblets
  01/26/16
Cr
shimmering histrionic mediation
  01/26/16
...
impertinent cuckoldry
  01/26/16
...
impertinent cuckoldry
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
green arousing theater nibblets
  01/26/16
...
turquoise narrow-minded den twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Fishy Public Bath
  01/26/16
...
Fishy Public Bath
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
federal spot sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
twinkling library
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Claret metal athletic conference
  01/26/16
...
Stubborn lodge indirect expression
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
bespoke jade pozpig main people
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Sick contagious knife
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Claret metal athletic conference
  01/26/16
Lmfao
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
federal spot sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
...
Beady-eyed brindle casino community account
  01/16/19
...
unhinged gay forum water buffalo
  03/16/20
...
Sticky location codepig
  01/26/16
...
Sick contagious knife
  01/26/16
...
Stubborn lodge indirect expression
  01/26/16
...
Iridescent nowag
  03/28/16
...
cream site
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
marvelous alcoholic temple
  01/26/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
dun theatre sandwich
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Sticky location codepig
  01/26/16
...
Nighttime Racy Corner Dysfunction
  10/24/16
...
Sick contagious knife
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
vivacious bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Violent Trip Gas Station Coffee Pot
  04/04/16
...
Floppy zippy roommate
  03/15/17
*applause*
Dull mood
  10/27/17
...
Nudist Field Fanboi
  09/26/21
...
talented ratface center
  01/26/16
...
Sick contagious knife
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
green arousing theater nibblets
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Sick contagious knife
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
green arousing theater nibblets
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
green arousing theater nibblets
  01/26/16
...
shimmering histrionic mediation
  01/26/16
...
Hot potus
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Describe
green arousing theater nibblets
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
green arousing theater nibblets
  01/26/16
...
Sick contagious knife
  01/26/16
...
Hot potus
  01/26/16
Please be flame
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
slate tattoo ticket booth
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Medicated piazza mental disorder
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
Fuck
slate tattoo ticket booth
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma
  01/26/16
cq's!
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
adventurous copper trump supporter locus
  03/19/20
...
Floppy zippy roommate
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
elite excitant genital piercing brunch
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
dun theatre sandwich
  01/26/16
except for your autism
turquoise narrow-minded den twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
Misunderstood at-the-ready area haunted graveyard
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
dun theatre sandwich
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Hot potus
  01/26/16
...
Medicated piazza mental disorder
  01/26/16
LOL fair
dun theatre sandwich
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Claret metal athletic conference
  01/26/16
...
Stubborn lodge indirect expression
  01/26/16
...
impertinent cuckoldry
  01/23/17
...
Floppy zippy roommate
  03/15/17
...
twinkling library
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
green arousing theater nibblets
  01/26/16
underrated
Nighttime Racy Corner Dysfunction
  01/26/16
...
Iridescent nowag
  02/15/16
...
idiotic foreskin
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
glassy native multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
Sick contagious knife
  01/26/16
jfc
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  01/26/16
...
exciting point
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Claret metal athletic conference
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Sick contagious knife
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
do u love it
Sick contagious knife
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
lascivious sepia rigor
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Claret metal athletic conference
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Claret metal athletic conference
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
abusive infuriating crackhouse macaca
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Odious duck-like house puppy
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Passionate Disrespectful Roast Beef
  01/26/16
...
slate tattoo ticket booth
  01/26/16
...
Sticky location codepig
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Hot potus
  01/26/16
...
Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Stubborn lodge indirect expression
  01/26/16
JFC
cocky chest-beating hairy legs
  01/26/16
180
Tan Principal's Office Becky
  01/26/16
...
Startled home
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
slate tattoo ticket booth
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
Odious duck-like house puppy
  01/26/16
...
Odious duck-like house puppy
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
onyx candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
180 twist
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
Sick contagious knife
  01/26/16
THIS
vivacious bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Azure theater stage
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Medicated piazza mental disorder
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Medicated piazza mental disorder
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Medicated piazza mental disorder
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Medicated piazza mental disorder
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
bossy vermilion shrine alpha
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
bossy vermilion shrine alpha
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Medicated piazza mental disorder
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
dun theatre sandwich
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Medicated piazza mental disorder
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
sable autistic university gunner
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
flirting amber address
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Passionate Disrespectful Roast Beef
  01/26/16
...
Deranged stage
  01/26/16
180
Comical blue boiling water
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
crimson chapel
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/27/16
...
Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Yapping Beta Menage
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Walnut hyperventilating cuckold marketing idea
  05/19/16
repost please
crimson chapel
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
onyx candlestick maker
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Walnut hyperventilating cuckold marketing idea
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
abusive infuriating crackhouse macaca
  01/26/16
tyft brother
vivacious bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Sick contagious knife
  01/26/16
...
Violet Giraffe
  01/27/16
180.
Iridescent nowag
  01/27/16
...
Azure theater stage
  01/29/16
...
maniacal concupiscible hissy fit
  01/31/16
...
Sick contagious knife
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
buck-toothed lavender market
  02/02/16
brave
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  02/03/16
...
Carmine circlehead hominid
  02/22/16
...
Sick contagious knife
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Rough-skinned Charismatic
  02/22/16
...
crimson chapel
  03/08/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  09/27/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  03/04/16
...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  04/04/16
...
clear stag film black woman
  04/04/16
cr
Claret metal athletic conference
  04/20/16
...
Carmine circlehead hominid
  05/11/16
...
Sick contagious knife
  05/11/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  06/17/16
...
godawful mother international law enforcement agency
  09/27/16
...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
topaz kitchen wagecucks
  10/24/16
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Walnut hyperventilating cuckold marketing idea
  10/24/16
...
maniacal concupiscible hissy fit
  10/27/16
...
Razzmatazz Yarmulke
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
khaki fluffy quadroon
  01/23/17
... ...
talented ratface center
  01/23/17
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  07/08/17
Lol
Rough-skinned Charismatic
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Confused halford
  01/16/19
...
Sticky location codepig
  02/11/17
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  03/13/17
...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  03/15/17
...
Floppy zippy roommate
  03/15/17
...
maniacal concupiscible hissy fit
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Chrome out-of-control jap
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Thriller rose people who are hurt
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
adventurous copper trump supporter locus
  06/01/17
...
Indigo selfie
  06/01/17
...
Iridescent nowag
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
razzle-dazzle self-absorbed milk ladyboy
  06/13/17
...
adventurous copper trump supporter locus
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
canary big-titted preventive strike
  07/08/17
...
poppy feces
  08/18/17
...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  09/25/17
...
slate tattoo ticket booth
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma
  10/27/17
...
Glittery charcoal kitty french chef
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Razzmatazz Yarmulke
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
opaque
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...
Violet Giraffe
  07/25/18
...
slate tattoo ticket booth
  05/17/18
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
umber bipolar
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  07/25/18
...
harsh sneaky criminal
  07/25/18
...
slate tattoo ticket booth
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/16/19
...
Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Confused halford
  01/16/19
Jfc
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Avocado Submissive Sound Barrier Windowlicker
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
bossy vermilion shrine alpha
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
scarlet
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
scarlet
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Claret metal athletic conference
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
scarlet
  01/17/19
...
slate tattoo ticket booth
  04/08/19
...
pocket flask
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Glittery charcoal kitty french chef
  04/09/19
...
scarlet
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
scarlet
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
free-loading saffron
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  06/03/19
...
Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
painfully honest goal in life
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
scarlet
  06/03/19
...
Sticky location codepig
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
scarlet
  08/08/19
...
scarlet
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
brass mentally impaired psychic
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
bright striped hyena
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
brass mentally impaired psychic
  08/12/19
...
brass mentally impaired psychic
  03/16/20
...
carnelian very tactful boistinker cumskin
  02/02/20
...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  03/14/20
...
Claret metal athletic conference
  03/16/20
...
Claret metal athletic conference
  09/30/20
...
generalized bond
  08/27/21
...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  09/13/21
...
Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma
  09/26/21
...
Talking fortuitous meteor
  10/11/21
...
Nudist Field Fanboi
  10/11/21
bump
Claret metal athletic conference
  03/12/22
...
naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig
  01/05/23
...
Carmine circlehead hominid
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
plum territorial idea he suggested
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
crusty stock car
  10/13/23
...
bateful flesh philosopher-king
  01/03/24
...
slate tattoo ticket booth
  08/09/24
...
Carmine circlehead hominid
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: bespoke jade pozpig main people

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: impertinent cuckoldry

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Sticky location codepig

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Nighttime Racy Corner Dysfunction

jesus no...

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: chartreuse base fat ankles

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: impertinent cuckoldry



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: magenta flatulent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Zombie-like Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged milky hunting ground

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: well-lubricated garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Mustard Fiercely-loyal Rehab

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Galvanic black trailer park associate

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: pearly spectacular masturbator gaping

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Peach splenetic box office pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: shimmering histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Passionate Disrespectful Roast Beef

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Puce Nursing Home Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Puce Nursing Home Cuck

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Magical toaster business firm

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Sick contagious knife

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: impertinent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: pearly spectacular masturbator gaping

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: haunting office patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged milky hunting ground

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Jet-lagged milky hunting ground

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Sick contagious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Iridescent nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678939)



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Author: clear stag film black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Passionate Disrespectful Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: shimmering histrionic mediation

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Hot potus

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Cobalt balding legal warrant queen of the night

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant pit

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Mustard Fiercely-loyal Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Deranged stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Stubborn lodge indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: navy dilemma doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: mint death wish laser beams

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: irate wine set useless brakes

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: curious ruby background story

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: crimson chapel

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Puce Nursing Home Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: heady sienna really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: impertinent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Stubborn lodge indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Medicated piazza mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: twinkling library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: bronze chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Useless legend dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring locale private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Carmine circlehead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Wonderful school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: chartreuse base fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Passionate Disrespectful Roast Beef

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: snowy meetinghouse party of the first part

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: laughsome cowardly lettuce

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: alcoholic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: bespoke jade pozpig main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Sick contagious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Stimulating brilliant new version abode

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: impertinent cuckoldry

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Buff Ungodly Voyeur

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: sickened slap-happy stead organic girlfriend

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Wonderful school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Medicated piazza mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Sticky location codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Medicated piazza mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: lake boyish volcanic crater

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Iridescent nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Yapping Beta Menage

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Yapping Beta Menage

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Geriatric mahogany hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Supple transparent headpube

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: painfully honest goal in life

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Aromatic sex offender kitty cat

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling lemon senate

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Hateful aqua toilet seat

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: olive state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Cordovan swollen hall newt

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: maniacal concupiscible hissy fit

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Chocolate irradiated pistol place of business

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: adventurous copper trump supporter locus

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Vibrant Church

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Floppy zippy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: clear stag film black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: ivory old irish cottage institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: appetizing soggy scourge upon the earth

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: slate tattoo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: bronze chad

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: crystalline motley persian orchestra pit

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Bearded aphrodisiac church building dragon

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Glittery charcoal kitty french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Burgundy unholy personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Misunderstood at-the-ready area haunted graveyard

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: fragrant property coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: cracking citrine skinny woman liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: cream site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Nudist Field Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: cerise hell

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: pink tanning salon crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: turquoise narrow-minded den twinkling uncleanness

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Diverse Electric Furnace Dopamine

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Deranged stage

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: crimson chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: sadistic school goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: dun theatre sandwich

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Hot potus

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Hot potus

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: crimson chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: electric pale heaven

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated garrison

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: vigorous resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: adventurous copper trump supporter locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: talented ratface center

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Misunderstood at-the-ready area haunted graveyard

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Flushed stirring factory reset button travel guidebook

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Hot potus

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Big Indian Lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: bespoke jade pozpig main people

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Wonderful school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: curious ruby background story

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: curious ruby background story

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: curious ruby background story

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: curious ruby background story

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: curious ruby background story

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: wild national

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Sick contagious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Wonderful school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: unhinged gay forum water buffalo

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: shimmering histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: electric pale heaven

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: titillating impressive parlor

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: shivering range

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: talented ratface center

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: sickened slap-happy stead organic girlfriend

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Tripping rigpig stain

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Buff Ungodly Voyeur

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: sapphire mind-boggling sanctuary

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: adventurous copper trump supporter locus

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Carmine circlehead hominid

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: self-centered cruise ship

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Iridescent nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: green arousing theater nibblets

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: shimmering histrionic mediation

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: green arousing theater nibblets

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: shimmering histrionic mediation

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: impertinent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: impertinent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: green arousing theater nibblets

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: turquoise narrow-minded den twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Fishy Public Bath

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Fishy Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: federal spot sweet tailpipe

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: twinkling library

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Claret metal athletic conference

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Stubborn lodge indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: bespoke jade pozpig main people

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Sick contagious knife

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Claret metal athletic conference

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: federal spot sweet tailpipe

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brindle casino community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: unhinged gay forum water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Sticky location codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Sick contagious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Stubborn lodge indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Iridescent nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: cream site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: marvelous alcoholic temple

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: dun theatre sandwich

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Sticky location codepig

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Nighttime Racy Corner Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Sick contagious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Violent Trip Gas Station Coffee Pot

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Floppy zippy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Dull mood

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Nudist Field Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: talented ratface center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Sick contagious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: green arousing theater nibblets

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Sick contagious knife

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: green arousing theater nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: green arousing theater nibblets

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: shimmering histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Hot potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: green arousing theater nibblets

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: green arousing theater nibblets

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Sick contagious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Hot potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: slate tattoo ticket booth

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Medicated piazza mental disorder

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: slate tattoo ticket booth

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: adventurous copper trump supporter locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Floppy zippy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: elite excitant genital piercing brunch

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: dun theatre sandwich

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: turquoise narrow-minded den twinkling uncleanness

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Misunderstood at-the-ready area haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: dun theatre sandwich

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Hot potus

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Medicated piazza mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: dun theatre sandwich

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Claret metal athletic conference

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Stubborn lodge indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: impertinent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Floppy zippy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: twinkling library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: green arousing theater nibblets

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Nighttime Racy Corner Dysfunction

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Iridescent nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: idiotic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: glassy native multi-billionaire

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Sick contagious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: exciting point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Claret metal athletic conference

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Sick contagious knife

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Sick contagious knife

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: lascivious sepia rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Claret metal athletic conference

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Claret metal athletic conference

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: abusive infuriating crackhouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Odious duck-like house puppy

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Passionate Disrespectful Roast Beef

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: slate tattoo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Sticky location codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Hot potus

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Stubborn lodge indirect expression

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: cocky chest-beating hairy legs

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Tan Principal's Office Becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Startled home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: slate tattoo ticket booth

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Odious duck-like house puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Odious duck-like house puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Sick contagious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Azure theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Medicated piazza mental disorder

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Medicated piazza mental disorder

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Medicated piazza mental disorder

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Medicated piazza mental disorder

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: bossy vermilion shrine alpha

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: bossy vermilion shrine alpha

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Medicated piazza mental disorder

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: dun theatre sandwich

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Medicated piazza mental disorder

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: sable autistic university gunner

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: flirting amber address

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Passionate Disrespectful Roast Beef

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Deranged stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Comical blue boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: crimson chapel

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Yapping Beta Menage

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Walnut hyperventilating cuckold marketing idea

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: crimson chapel

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: onyx candlestick maker

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Walnut hyperventilating cuckold marketing idea

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: abusive infuriating crackhouse macaca

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Sick contagious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Iridescent nowag

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Azure theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: maniacal concupiscible hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Sick contagious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: buck-toothed lavender market

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Carmine circlehead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Sick contagious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Charismatic

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: crimson chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: clear stag film black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Claret metal athletic conference

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Carmine circlehead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Sick contagious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: godawful mother international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: topaz kitchen wagecucks

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Walnut hyperventilating cuckold marketing idea

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: maniacal concupiscible hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: khaki fluffy quadroon

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: talented ratface center

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Charismatic

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Confused halford

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Sticky location codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Floppy zippy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: maniacal concupiscible hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Chrome out-of-control jap

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Thriller rose people who are hurt

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: adventurous copper trump supporter locus

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Indigo selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Iridescent nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle self-absorbed milk ladyboy

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: adventurous copper trump supporter locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: canary big-titted preventive strike

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: poppy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: slate tattoo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Glittery charcoal kitty french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy love of her life

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Yarmulke

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: opaque

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Violet Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: slate tattoo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: umber bipolar

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: harsh sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: slate tattoo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Confused halford

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Avocado Submissive Sound Barrier Windowlicker

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: bossy vermilion shrine alpha

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  scarlet

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  scarlet

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Claret metal athletic conference

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  scarlet

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: slate tattoo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Glittery charcoal kitty french chef

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  scarlet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  scarlet

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: free-loading saffron

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: painfully honest goal in life

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  scarlet

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Sticky location codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  scarlet

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  scarlet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: brass mentally impaired psychic

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: bright striped hyena

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: brass mentally impaired psychic

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: brass mentally impaired psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: carnelian very tactful boistinker cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Claret metal athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Claret metal athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Misanthropic shaky friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Talking fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Nudist Field Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Claret metal athletic conference

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: naked disgusting affirmative action filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Carmine circlehead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: plum territorial idea he suggested

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: crusty stock car

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: bateful flesh philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: slate tattoo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Carmine circlehead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49548061)