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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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concupiscible well-lubricated plaza
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Boyish Nursing Home Windowlicker
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
jet-lagged azn double fault
  07/09/12
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mint heady ticket booth trump supporter
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
sexy cocky legal warrant
  07/09/12
Are you male?
concupiscible well-lubricated plaza
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
sexy cocky legal warrant
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
concupiscible well-lubricated plaza
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
sexy cocky legal warrant
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
jet sinister clown
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
concupiscible well-lubricated plaza
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
jet sinister clown
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
concupiscible well-lubricated plaza
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
umber center trust fund
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
concupiscible well-lubricated plaza
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
umber center trust fund
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
concupiscible well-lubricated plaza
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
umber center trust fund
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Submissive really tough guy
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
concupiscible well-lubricated plaza
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Flickering buck-toothed toaster
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
concupiscible well-lubricated plaza
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
scarlet racy church mental disorder
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
trip carmine menage tank
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Supple rigor
  07/09/12
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mint heady ticket booth trump supporter
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
sexy cocky legal warrant
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
concupiscible well-lubricated plaza
  07/09/12
stfu
Supple rigor
  07/09/12
180
Violent maize national
  07/09/12
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jade orchestra pit
  07/13/12
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crimson arousing forum indirect expression
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Brindle Exciting Dragon Address
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
concupiscible well-lubricated plaza
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Brindle Exciting Dragon Address
  07/09/12
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crystalline appetizing fanboi rehab
  07/04/19
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mint heady ticket booth trump supporter
  07/13/12
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crystalline appetizing fanboi rehab
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Garnet property
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
glassy razzmatazz people who are hurt meetinghouse
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Tan partner lodge
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
glassy razzmatazz people who are hurt meetinghouse
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
avocado narrow-minded hell dog poop
  03/04/25
lol kike
crimson arousing forum indirect expression
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Khaki dilemma hissy fit
  07/04/19
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Bat-shit-crazy razzle patrolman chad
  08/10/22
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Flirting sooty fortuitous meteor
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
cracking mood theater stage
  07/24/24
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brass institution candlestick maker
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Razzle-dazzle dingle berry gas station
  09/22/24
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avocado narrow-minded hell dog poop
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Startling honey-headed ladyboy karate
  03/04/25
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Bipolar Mewling Home
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: concupiscible well-lubricated plaza



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Boyish Nursing Home Windowlicker

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged azn double fault

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: mint heady ticket booth trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: sexy cocky legal warrant

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: concupiscible well-lubricated plaza

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: sexy cocky legal warrant

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: concupiscible well-lubricated plaza

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: sexy cocky legal warrant

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: jet sinister clown

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: concupiscible well-lubricated plaza

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: jet sinister clown

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: concupiscible well-lubricated plaza

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: umber center trust fund

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: concupiscible well-lubricated plaza

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: umber center trust fund

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: concupiscible well-lubricated plaza

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: umber center trust fund

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Submissive really tough guy

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: concupiscible well-lubricated plaza

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Flickering buck-toothed toaster

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: concupiscible well-lubricated plaza

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: scarlet racy church mental disorder

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: trip carmine menage tank

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Supple rigor

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: mint heady ticket booth trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: sexy cocky legal warrant

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: concupiscible well-lubricated plaza

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Supple rigor

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Violent maize national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: jade orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: crimson arousing forum indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Brindle Exciting Dragon Address

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: concupiscible well-lubricated plaza

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Brindle Exciting Dragon Address

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: crystalline appetizing fanboi rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: mint heady ticket booth trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: crystalline appetizing fanboi rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Garnet property

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: glassy razzmatazz people who are hurt meetinghouse

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Tan partner lodge

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: glassy razzmatazz people who are hurt meetinghouse

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: avocado narrow-minded hell dog poop

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: crimson arousing forum indirect expression

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Khaki dilemma hissy fit

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy razzle patrolman chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Flirting sooty fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: cracking mood theater stage

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: brass institution candlestick maker



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dingle berry gas station

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: avocado narrow-minded hell dog poop



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Startling honey-headed ladyboy karate

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Bipolar Mewling Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#49721526)