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The Pritzker blackjack thread still isn’t dumb as SP’s card counting thread

About how it’s frustrating if the player before him h...
Fluffy theatre brethren
  10/17/25
it make sense because other players make it harder for u rig...
maniacal casino stock car
  10/17/25
lol, link?
Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant
  10/17/25
That thread is way worse actually. Cons are spectacularly du...
amber mental disorder
  10/17/25
god that one was amazing someone plz bump
Gold offensive locus
  10/17/25
found it, bumped it it's staggeringly stupid LOL https://w...
Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant
  10/17/25
Other posters are staggeringly stupid you mean. I was and...
cyan space toilet seat
  10/17/25
sure bud sure
Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant
  10/17/25
painful thread
Crimson Doctorate Center
  10/17/25
I was actually dead right. You are just too dumb to get it. ...
cyan space toilet seat
  10/17/25
"Speak of the butt of the joke, and he shall appear&quo...
Gold offensive locus
  10/17/25
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Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant
  10/17/25
...
Zombie-like ladyboy
  10/17/25
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amber mental disorder
  10/17/25
theyre both retarded. spaceporns was ordinary dunning kruger...
Zombie-like ladyboy
  10/17/25
Mine was and is correct. I don’t know what nsam was t...
cyan space toilet seat
  10/17/25
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg
Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant
  10/17/25
we give poasters like NSAM and candy ride a hard time, but n...
Gold offensive locus
  10/17/25
I think we need to call the Virginia character & fitness...
Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant
  10/17/25
Please do that.
cyan space toilet seat
  10/17/25
why do you call your bosses' clients niggers and mock them a...
Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant
  10/17/25
Please do that.
cyan space toilet seat
  10/17/25
I saw you write that multiple times.
Big theater stage
  10/17/25
spaceporn is dumber than candy ride but he's also a far bett...
Zombie-like ladyboy
  10/17/25
there is absolutely no way i would ever hire spaceporn for l...
Gold offensive locus
  10/17/25
cr a quick review of the car horn case thread should clari...
Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant
  10/17/25
the car honk cass is a perfect example. compare his performa...
Zombie-like ladyboy
  10/17/25
please stop this i realize this is universally understood...
concupiscible police squad
  10/17/25
I think you need to direct this to MPA.
cyan space toilet seat
  10/17/25
“that throws off your approximate calibrations with re...
pea-brained becky
  10/17/25
You can't count cards anymore.
Gay crotch
  10/17/25
i poasted that maths in the og thread. i also poasted profes...
Zombie-like ladyboy
  10/17/25
*pulls card from 1,024-deck shoe* *provides the card-counte...
Obsidian boltzmann
  10/17/25
yeah but what if he pulls the 10 that would've busted the de...
Zombie-like ladyboy
  10/17/25
maybe spaceporn doesn't know what card counting is
crystalline circlehead
  10/17/25
he is almost certainly the dumbest poaster here if you don&r...
Obsidian boltzmann
  10/17/25
see my post just below, I think it's a fight between spacepo...
Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant
  10/17/25
i am placing nyuug squarely in the non-functioning mentally ...
Obsidian boltzmann
  10/17/25
fair
Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant
  10/17/25
...
Zombie-like ladyboy
  10/17/25
100%
Gold offensive locus
  10/17/25
spaceporn seems to understand "counting cards" as ...
Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant
  10/17/25
spaceporn seems to understand the rough shape of what card c...
Zombie-like ladyboy
  10/17/25
he's suffering from availability bias, which is a classic lo...
crystalline circlehead
  10/17/25
right. it's a bit cringe but the spongebob patrick meme work...
Zombie-like ladyboy
  10/17/25
devastating
Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant
  10/17/25
what's odd is that it's right there in the name: "count...
crystalline circlehead
  10/17/25
he's more into kid counting
passionate cheese-eating business firm athletic conference
  10/17/25
Can someone give me a cliffs of the spaceporn thing, I don't...
odious lavender bawdyhouse
  10/17/25
spaceporn is like your fat prole friend who gets mad at the ...
Gold offensive locus
  10/17/25
SP believes your cards have been predestined and that people...
concupiscible police squad
  10/17/25
Spaceporn is correct, but NSAM is painfully wrong imo
flickering scarlet stain
  10/17/25
...
Don Spaceporn De La Squancha
  11/09/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Fluffy theatre brethren

About how it’s frustrating if the player before him hits on a hand he should have stood on, but instead busts and denies spaceporn “his” king or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355443)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: maniacal casino stock car

it make sense because other players make it harder for u right u have to wait longer etc and they are target of your ffrustrate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355548)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant

lol, link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: amber mental disorder

That thread is way worse actually. Cons are spectacularly dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355487)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Gold offensive locus

god that one was amazing

someone plz bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355489)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant

found it, bumped it

it's staggeringly stupid LOL

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4782366&mc=269&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355503)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: cyan space toilet seat

Other posters are staggeringly stupid you mean.

I was and am right by any measure.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355519)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant

sure bud sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355526)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Crimson Doctorate Center

painful thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355556)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: cyan space toilet seat

I was actually dead right. You are just too dumb to get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355502)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Gold offensive locus

"Speak of the butt of the joke, and he shall appear"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355514)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355516)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Zombie-like ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355521)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: amber mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355552)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Zombie-like ladyboy

theyre both retarded. spaceporns was ordinary dunning kruger retarded but nsams is bizarre schizo retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355518)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: cyan space toilet seat

Mine was and is correct. I don’t know what nsam was talking about.

If you are counting cards or tracking cards and playing for hours at a time you have a certain understanding as to probability of certain cards surfacing. If someone pops in and makes a dumb or irrational move, that throws off your approximate calibrations with respect to subsequent hands. It’s not that complicated unless you are a moron or are just trolling me.

Gunner do I have to do a call out of you too now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355534)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355537)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Gold offensive locus

we give poasters like NSAM and candy ride a hard time, but no one here is even close to as stupid as you are

i cannot believe that it's "legal" for you to represent other citizens in a court of law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355546)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant

I think we need to call the Virginia character & fitness people about how he calls his clients niggers and mocks them and talks about the privileged & confidential details of his clients' ongoing cases (while calling them dumb niggers) right here on this public forum

after that it would no longer be "legal" for him to represent other citizens in a court of law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355555)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: cyan space toilet seat

Please do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355557)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant

why do you call your bosses' clients niggers and mock them and talks about the privileged & confidential details of your bosses' clients' ongoing cases (while calling them dumb niggers) right here on this public forum, Christopher? you don't think Bill and Walt would be upset about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: cyan space toilet seat

Please do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355571)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Big theater stage

I saw you write that multiple times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355753)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Zombie-like ladyboy

spaceporn is dumber than candy ride but he's also a far better attorney.

the biggest difference is that spaceporn is diligent, aggressive, and tries to be responsive. candy ride is just blithely dismissive. look at this blackjack shit: spaceporn, years later, is arguing about it and explaining why. candy ride just said “i know more about gambling than you” and walked away.

you see the same thing in their lawyering. candy ride loses and just says “the judge is mad im smarter than him and went to a better school.” spaceporn, at least, files things that are procedurally correct and gets to the merits.

if this blackjack shit was litigation you'd be way better off with spaceporn. they're both wrong and stupid, but if you were on the losing side, at least spaceporn would make the argument and maybe even pester the opposing side enough to eek out a decent settlement. but if you're on the winning side candy ride would fumble the case by mixing up bates stamps and treating the bench with disdain, and then just scoff that judge is jealous he went to chicago.

spaceporns stupidity and intransigence is actually a huge boon shitlawyering. if you don't understand why you're wrong and are certain you're right you can pursue an argument with the vigor of a zealot.

this is why, despite both being dumb, and spaceporn being dumber, spaceporn is now a PARTNER and making real money while candy ride is litigating four figure cases and still getting bench slapped every time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355779)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Gold offensive locus

there is absolutely no way i would ever hire spaceporn for literally anything. the guy is a total fucking idiot, straight up. i wouldn't let him mow my lawn for free, let alone represent me in court

candy ride obviously isn't the smartest guy in the world but it's not fair to compare him to spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355786)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant

cr

a quick review of the car horn case thread should clarify that you would not hire spaceporn to get your groceries let alone litigate a case for you lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355791)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like ladyboy

the car honk cass is a perfect example. compare his performance to candy's RICO+CONVERSION case. spaceporn is able to at least elucidate his argument on the merits. candy ride couldnt even get to his because his filings are dogshit and hes too arrogant to consider and respond to the judges, resulting in a verbal and written bench slap.

if the car honk shit was the best argument for spaceporns client, he at least gave him a shot, even if it was destined to lose. candy ride is actively toxic to his clients interests, never getting to the merits and the judges disliking him personally.

ive known many successful shitlawyers like spaceporn. you dont need to be a genius to do slip and trips, but you do need to be diligent and aggressive. spaceporn will never be "sanctioned", he will never have to “amend” his pleadings 10x because of a lack of diligence.

the career and life outcomes speak for themselves. candy ride is broke and treading water. spaceporn, through sheer retard determination, has made it to shitlaw prince.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355828)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: concupiscible police squad

please stop this

i realize this is universally understood to be true at the montana indian reservations but it is not accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355560)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: cyan space toilet seat

I think you need to direct this to MPA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: pea-brained becky

“that throws off your approximate calibrations with respect to subsequent hands.”

Oh I get it now. You can’t envision a “master card counter” not flying into a rage because a minor inconvenience happened and losing his count. Because that’s normal for smart people like yourself.

Although again as explained a million times it’s not actually an inconvenience (and depending on the card you get might even be good for him!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355573)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Gay crotch

You can't count cards anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355607)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: Zombie-like ladyboy

i poasted that maths in the og thread. i also poasted professional card counters that agree it doesn't matter. there is no amount of evidence that will convince you, either mathematical proof or testimony from the efforts. its amazing youre still dying on this hill.

you will never "call" my father, you will never get me "grounded".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355627)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Obsidian boltzmann

*pulls card from 1,024-deck shoe*

*provides the card-counter with MORE information*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355666)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Zombie-like ladyboy

yeah but what if he pulls the 10 that would've busted the dealer? ever think of that smart guy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355850)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: crystalline circlehead

maybe spaceporn doesn't know what card counting is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355612)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Obsidian boltzmann

he is almost certainly the dumbest poaster here if you don’t count the non-functioning mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355670)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant

see my post just below, I think it's a fight between spaceporn and nyuug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355679)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Obsidian boltzmann

i am placing nyuug squarely in the non-functioning mentally ill category.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355704)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355716)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Zombie-like ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355851)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Gold offensive locus

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355706)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant

spaceporn seems to understand "counting cards" as well as nyuug understands "shorting" i.e. not at all but because they are both quite stupid but with majorly delusional Dunning-Kruger they are both completely certain that they are smart and everybody else laughing at them is stupid

come to think of it, there are a lot of similarities between spaceporn and nyuug, including that they are both aging failures in the fight of their lives to "prove" to xo that they are not aging failures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355677)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like ladyboy

spaceporn seems to understand the rough shape of what card counting is and how it works. he just cant wrap his mind around a player affecting the outcome of a single hand negatively doesn't affect the overall probability and so has no impact on the card counter over time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355860)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: crystalline circlehead

he's suffering from availability bias, which is a classic low iq tell.

he's not properly weighting all the times the poor player improves the deck from the counter's perspective or for that matter "takes" the card before the card the counter wanted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355884)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like ladyboy

right. it's a bit cringe but the spongebob patrick meme works perfectly here.

"the way card counting works is the card counter knows when a deck is more or less favorable by percentage of higher value cards in the deck"

"right."

"a single card doesn't impact this significantly, a deck gets better or worse gradually as cards are played."

"yup."

"that's why card counters rarely play heads up: they want to get to the bottom of the shoe as cheaply as possible, so it's helpful for other players to exhaust the cards without them betting."

"sounds right."

"so if player makes a bad move and hits when he shouldn't, it doesn't impact the card counters probability over time, and if anything is beneficial to the card counter because it gives him more information."

"not if the bad player takes the 10 that would have busted the dealer. the card counter loses the hand in that case so it's obviously bad."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355905)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Twinkling greedy windowlicker immigrant

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355933)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: crystalline circlehead

what's odd is that it's right there in the name: "counting cards"

it's not "modeling a table of perfect blackjack players"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355878)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating business firm athletic conference

he's more into kid counting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355678)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: odious lavender bawdyhouse

Can someone give me a cliffs of the spaceporn thing, I don't understand gambling (I think it's evil & Jewish)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355724)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Gold offensive locus

spaceporn is like your fat prole friend who gets mad at the old asian guy at the blackjack table for taking "his" card when he hits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355760)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: concupiscible police squad

SP believes your cards have been predestined and that people who interfere with optimum betting strategies have sabotaged you.

There is some element of card counting in his work that I cant rationalize so glossed over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355788)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: flickering scarlet stain

Spaceporn is correct, but NSAM is painfully wrong imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49355882)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787194&forum_id=2)#49414401)