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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
ultramarine school cafeteria
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Alcoholic patrolman
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
ruddy appetizing forum genital piercing
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
ultramarine school cafeteria
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Smoky telephone
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
ultramarine school cafeteria
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Smoky telephone
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
ultramarine school cafeteria
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Smoky telephone
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Magenta stage wagecucks
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
ruddy appetizing forum genital piercing
  08/09/18
Dachshund
ultramarine school cafeteria
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
ruddy appetizing forum genital piercing
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
stubborn antidepressant drug state
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
ultramarine school cafeteria
  08/09/18
Same.
Histrionic brunch internal respiration
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
flushed regret piazza
  08/09/18
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Wine sinister institution mother
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Massive range
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
ultramarine school cafeteria
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Massive range
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
indigo abode
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
mildly autistic glittery dog poop
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Wine sinister institution mother
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Chartreuse hyperactive point rigor
  08/09/18
...
Hairraiser Lime Mad Cow Disease Theater
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
french national
  08/09/18
stfu gook
startling white space mediation
  08/09/18
...
Hairraiser Lime Mad Cow Disease Theater
  08/09/18
Cr
saffron 180 keepsake machete
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
french national
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Vibrant principal's office
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Histrionic brunch internal respiration
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Medicated Twinkling Uncleanness Chapel
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Orchid seedy messiness immigrant
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
elite aggressive becky chad
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Big Idiot Base
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Mahogany Tank House
  08/09/18
Sick
ultramarine school cafeteria
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
odious cuck
  08/09/18
...
thriller doctorate
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Exhilarant swollen roommate fortuitous meteor
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Vibrant principal's office
  08/09/18
...
outnumbered sanctuary macaca
  08/09/18
...
Flickering unhinged prole
  08/09/18
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  03/15/25
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
cyan spectacular plaza
  08/09/18
...
hot cerebral lay
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
french national
  08/09/18
interesting
Flickering unhinged prole
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
ultramarine school cafeteria
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Racy stock car station
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Chartreuse hyperactive point rigor
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: ultramarine school cafeteria

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic patrolman

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: ruddy appetizing forum genital piercing

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: ultramarine school cafeteria

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Smoky telephone

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: ultramarine school cafeteria

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Smoky telephone

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: ultramarine school cafeteria

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Smoky telephone

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Magenta stage wagecucks

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: ruddy appetizing forum genital piercing

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: ultramarine school cafeteria

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: ruddy appetizing forum genital piercing

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: stubborn antidepressant drug state

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: ultramarine school cafeteria

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Histrionic brunch internal respiration

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: flushed regret piazza

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Wine sinister institution mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Massive range

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: ultramarine school cafeteria

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Massive range

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: indigo abode

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: mildly autistic glittery dog poop

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Wine sinister institution mother

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Chartreuse hyperactive point rigor

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser Lime Mad Cow Disease Theater



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: french national

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: startling white space mediation

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser Lime Mad Cow Disease Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: saffron 180 keepsake machete

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: french national

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Vibrant principal's office

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Histrionic brunch internal respiration

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Medicated Twinkling Uncleanness Chapel

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Orchid seedy messiness immigrant

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: elite aggressive becky chad

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Big Idiot Base

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Mahogany Tank House

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: ultramarine school cafeteria

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: odious cuck

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: thriller doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant swollen roommate fortuitous meteor

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Vibrant principal's office

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: outnumbered sanctuary macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Flickering unhinged prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: buck-toothed sexy electric furnace



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: cyan spectacular plaza

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: hot cerebral lay



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: french national

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Flickering unhinged prole

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: ultramarine school cafeteria

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Racy stock car station

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Chartreuse hyperactive point rigor

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#49446165)