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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Ocher heady macaca halford
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Big-titted Factory Reset Button Kitchen
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
smoky cuck school
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Ocher heady macaca halford
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
mauve patrolman native
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Ocher heady macaca halford
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
mauve patrolman native
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Ocher heady macaca halford
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
mauve patrolman native
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
spruce boltzmann black woman
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
smoky cuck school
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Ocher heady macaca halford
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
smoky cuck school
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
purple misanthropic party of the first part
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Ocher heady macaca halford
  08/09/18
Same.
Territorial antidepressant drug
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Laughsome Philosopher-king Ratface
  08/09/18
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flirting wagecucks
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Abnormal cruise ship
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Ocher heady macaca halford
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Abnormal cruise ship
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
sickened associate
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
galvanic lilac garrison
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
flirting wagecucks
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
twinkling new version potus
  08/09/18
...
Contagious tanning salon
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Milky domesticated goal in life theater stage
  08/09/18
stfu gook
talented national haunted graveyard
  08/09/18
...
Contagious tanning salon
  08/09/18
Cr
Primrose legend
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Milky domesticated goal in life theater stage
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
passionate den mental disorder
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Territorial antidepressant drug
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Dun brunch
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Slimy insanely creepy police squad center
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Elite Adventurous Reading Party Gunner
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
black razzle-dazzle laser beams
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
jade hominid plaza
  08/09/18
Sick
Ocher heady macaca halford
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
vibrant pink library
  08/09/18
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concupiscible idea he suggested
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
orchid aphrodisiac office ape
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
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  08/09/18
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  08/09/18
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  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
white pozpig property
  08/09/18
...
judgmental stain
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Milky domesticated goal in life theater stage
  08/09/18
interesting
big feces
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Ocher heady macaca halford
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
multi-colored casino gay wizard
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
twinkling new version potus
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Ocher heady macaca halford

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Big-titted Factory Reset Button Kitchen

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: smoky cuck school

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Ocher heady macaca halford

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: mauve patrolman native

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Ocher heady macaca halford

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: mauve patrolman native

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Ocher heady macaca halford

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: mauve patrolman native

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: spruce boltzmann black woman

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: smoky cuck school

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Ocher heady macaca halford

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: smoky cuck school

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: purple misanthropic party of the first part

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Ocher heady macaca halford

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Territorial antidepressant drug

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Laughsome Philosopher-king Ratface

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: flirting wagecucks



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Abnormal cruise ship

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Ocher heady macaca halford

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Abnormal cruise ship

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: sickened associate

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: galvanic lilac garrison

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: flirting wagecucks

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: twinkling new version potus

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Contagious tanning salon



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Milky domesticated goal in life theater stage

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: talented national haunted graveyard

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Contagious tanning salon



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Primrose legend

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Milky domesticated goal in life theater stage

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: passionate den mental disorder

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Territorial antidepressant drug

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Dun brunch

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Slimy insanely creepy police squad center

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Elite Adventurous Reading Party Gunner

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: black razzle-dazzle laser beams

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: jade hominid plaza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Ocher heady macaca halford

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: vibrant pink library

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: concupiscible idea he suggested



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: orchid aphrodisiac office ape

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: passionate den mental disorder

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Narrow-minded naked gaming laptop



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: big feces



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: awkward low-t jap



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: white pozpig property

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: judgmental stain



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Milky domesticated goal in life theater stage

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: big feces

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Ocher heady macaca halford

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: multi-colored casino gay wizard

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: twinkling new version potus

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2)#49446165)