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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Honey-headed stock car temple
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
submissive trip space
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Honey-headed stock car temple
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
submissive trip space
  10/17/25
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Aqua outnumbered chad mediation
  10/17/25
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Umber slap-happy hell partner
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
disturbing razzmatazz parlor legend
  10/17/25
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Honey-headed stock car temple
  10/17/25
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Ultramarine kitchen
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Odious garrison deer antler
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
disturbing razzmatazz parlor legend
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
disturbing razzmatazz parlor legend
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Honey-headed stock car temple
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
anal slate box office
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
spectacular gay tanning salon shitlib
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
beady-eyed goal in life
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Honey-headed stock car temple
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
beady-eyed goal in life
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
glassy round eye indian lodge
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
beady-eyed goal in life
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Honey-headed stock car temple
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
crimson fighting double fault pocket flask
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Jet provocative marketing idea station
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Honey-headed stock car temple
  10/17/25
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vigorous heaven coldplay fan
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
glassy round eye indian lodge
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Aqua outnumbered chad mediation
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
misanthropic shaky stain
  10/17/25
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Honey-headed stock car temple
  10/17/25
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vigorous heaven coldplay fan
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Aqua outnumbered chad mediation
  10/17/25
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Ultramarine kitchen
  10/17/25
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contagious office windowlicker
  10/18/25
lol
Buff Rigpig
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  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Cracking chartreuse stead
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Honey-headed stock car temple
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Cracking chartreuse stead
  10/17/25
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Honey-headed stock car temple
  10/17/25
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Umber slap-happy hell partner
  10/18/25
:(
Soul-stirring Poppy University
  10/17/25
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vengeful vibrant range
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Marvelous liquid oxygen
  10/18/25
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self-absorbed generalized bond step-uncle's house
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Odious garrison deer antler
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Opaque Diverse Degenerate Stage
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
stubborn metal jew organic girlfriend
  10/18/25
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vengeful vibrant range
  10/18/25
...
disturbing razzmatazz parlor legend
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Honey-headed stock car temple
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Opaque Diverse Degenerate Stage
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
disturbing razzmatazz parlor legend
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
mentally impaired pearl karate meetinghouse
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Magenta Bateful Community Account Queen Of The Night
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Adventurous cuckoldry dragon
  10/18/25
...
anal slate box office
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Cracking chartreuse stead
  10/18/25
...
Honey-headed stock car temple
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed stock car temple

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: submissive trip space

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Honey-headed stock car temple

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: submissive trip space

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Aqua outnumbered chad mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Umber slap-happy hell partner



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: disturbing razzmatazz parlor legend

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Honey-headed stock car temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Odious garrison deer antler

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: disturbing razzmatazz parlor legend

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: disturbing razzmatazz parlor legend

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed stock car temple

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: anal slate box office

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: spectacular gay tanning salon shitlib

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed goal in life

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed stock car temple

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed goal in life

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: glassy round eye indian lodge

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed goal in life

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed stock car temple

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: crimson fighting double fault pocket flask

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Jet provocative marketing idea station

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed stock car temple

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: vigorous heaven coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: glassy round eye indian lodge

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Aqua outnumbered chad mediation

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: misanthropic shaky stain

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed stock car temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: vigorous heaven coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Aqua outnumbered chad mediation

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: contagious office windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Buff Rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: coral bat shit crazy background story national



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Cracking chartreuse stead

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed stock car temple

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Cracking chartreuse stead

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed stock car temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Umber slap-happy hell partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Poppy University

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: vengeful vibrant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Marvelous liquid oxygen

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: self-absorbed generalized bond step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Odious garrison deer antler

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Opaque Diverse Degenerate Stage

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: stubborn metal jew organic girlfriend

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: vengeful vibrant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: disturbing razzmatazz parlor legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed stock car temple

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Opaque Diverse Degenerate Stage

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: disturbing razzmatazz parlor legend

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearl karate meetinghouse

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Magenta Bateful Community Account Queen Of The Night

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Adventurous cuckoldry dragon

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: anal slate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Cracking chartreuse stead

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed stock car temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2)#49359746)