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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:25 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102344) |
Date: August 29th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: Doobsian swollen parlor turdskin !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102346) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102347) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: Sapphire pervert famous landscape painting bald faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102349) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:27 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102354) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Doobsian swollen parlor turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102378) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102381) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:27 PM Author: Lilac azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102353) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:27 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102355) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Lavender Menage "Sauvignon blanc and French fries for me thanks. Just French fries for him"--she plays with the hair at the nape of your neck--"he's gotta stay focused tonight." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102377) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Doobsian swollen parlor turdskin "And a ribeye for the dog" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102380) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:38 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator Lmao, one of my grandmas was the rich WASP eccentric type who would get red meat centered entrees to go just for their dogs when going out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102384) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:39 PM Author: Doobsian swollen parlor turdskin π (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102387) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:39 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator ^^^this, unironically πΆ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102388) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Lavender Menage Demurely pouring a cold bottle of VOSS into a metal bowl, scruffing him behind the ears. "Aw, jealous?" she teases, raising her perfectly manicured fingernails to your scalp and gently, but firmly, raking them. |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator “I understand and wish to continue.” π₯° (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102499) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102382) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:21 PM Author: light business firm laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102486) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:23 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (sophisticated palate cleanser girth) π (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102488) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:54 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102612) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:11 PM Author: Lavender Menage Kinda want to write this erotica story now ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102653) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator The most prestigious creative writing inspiration discussion board in the world! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102684) |
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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator Update? π (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50103934) |
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Date: August 30th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: Lavender Menage Heather allowed her heel to dangle off the toe of her right foot, bobbing slightly as her calf perched across her left knee gave it that rhythmic pace, the glint of the bright crimson sole entrancing Jayden when he should have been looking at his menu. But he couldn't, and he just stared. It's not polite to stare, of course, but a small smile creased her lip as she watched him. She could break the trance by stopping the flick of her angle, but she didn't, and she wouldn't, for now. She tugged lightly at the pearls at her neck, then beckoned a nearby waiter. "Sauvignon blanc and French fries for me," she intoned, snapping Jayden out of his trance for a moment, then added, "and just French fries for him, too. Some ketchup, too." The waiter bowed wordlessly, in some awe, and trotted away. Heather glanced back at Jayden, lowering her gaze as she kept that bemused smile across her lips. "Why do you keep staring at my feet?" she asked, knowing the answer, but asking with a mix of playfulness and intensity that made Jayden hesitant to answer, as if trying to process what type of answer to give. "Why do you keep starting at my feet?" she asked again, with more of a whisper, and now her foot had slipped from its slipper as she slide it under the table between his thighs. "Tell me," she ordered. |
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Date: August 30th, 2026 2:36 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator *Subscribes to your patreon on autopay for the rest of time on the sheer strength of this Poast alone* βΊοΈ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50104116) |
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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:18 PM Author: Lavender Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50105109) |
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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:19 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50105116) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 12:20 AM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50105656) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 5:39 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50107384) |
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Date: September 1st, 2026 9:37 AM Author: Lavender Menage Jayden swallowed, his eyes dropping instinctively beneath the table before he caught himself and looked back at her.
Heather noticed.
"That," she said softly, deliberately, "that is exactly what I mean."
He opened his mouth, but whatever answer he had assembled seemed to vanish under her scrutiny. Heather leaned back against the banquette, entirely at ease, one hand resting against the pearls at her throat. Her stockinged foot remained where she had placed it, not moving now. The stillness somehow made it worse.
"I-- I liked your shoes," he finally, barely, managed.
"The shoes."
He nodded wordlessly. But her tone was one of disbelief, if bemused detachment.
Heather glanced down toward the abandoned crimson-soled heel beside her chair, as though considering this explanation for a moment.
"They are nice shoes," she conceded. "They're worth more than your rent this month. But you weren't looking at the shoes."
He averted his gaze as he turned flush. Her smile widened only slightly. She enjoyed the precision of her ability to make him uncomfortable.
The waiter returned with the wine and two plates of fries, setting them down quietly and retreating. He noticed nothing under the linen tablecloth.
She picked up a fry.
"Ketchup," she said.
Jayden stared at her.
"The waiter brought it for a reason."
He reached for the little silver dish and slid it toward her.
Heather shook her head.
"No. For you."
He hesitated, then obeyed, dipping one fry into the ketchup.
"Good," she said.
The word was quiet and almost absent-minded, but it stopped him before he could take a bite.
Heather lifted her wineglass and studied him over its rim.
"You're very easy to distract, Jayden. You're going to need to learn to focus."
"I'm-- I'm trying."
"I know."
She took a measured sip.
Beneath the table, she slowly withdrew her foot, letting the distance return between them. Jayden appeared almost relieved until she slipped it neatly back into her heel and resumed that maddening little rhythm: the shoe hanging from her toes, crimson sole flashing with every lazy movement.
Heather picked up another fry.
"Now," she said, sliding it against her lips, "you may stare at something else for a while," then bit. |
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Date: September 1st, 2026 9:41 AM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator This is giving me gorgeously Proustian flashbacks to the time I read 2 random books off a bookshelf in a Hawaiian hotel on a family vacation circa 2007: James Patterson and Danielle Steele
So what I’m getting at is, were you a ghostwriter in another life? π |
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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Lavender Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50109865) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:49 AM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50110879) |
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Date: September 6th, 2026 12:09 AM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50118534) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:54 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50102613) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:16 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50103053) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:19 AM Author: Lavender Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50110787) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:26 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50111030) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:21 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50111430) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 5:24 PM Author: Lavender Menage I arouse myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50111812) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 5:54 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator The most prestigious intellectually? arousing discussion board in the world! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50111870) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50113589) |
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Date: September 8th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: Lavender Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50122237) |
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Date: September 8th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50123310) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50124662) |
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Date: September 11th, 2026 3:19 PM Author: Lavender Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50130140) |
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Date: September 11th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50130312) |
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Date: September 11th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Lavender Menage I got lazy and just started watching porn of rich bitchy MILFs seducing young hung studs tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50130319) |
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Date: September 11th, 2026 5:22 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator Dare I say…
Tp(s)? |
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Date: September 11th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator >young hung studs
Too many poasters to count who fit this description IMO/IME π |
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Date: September 12th, 2026 1:32 PM Author: Lavender Menage https://www.instagram.com/reel/DczpuQIges3/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50131771) |
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Date: September 12th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator FML, I don’t have an Instagram so I can’t watch π
(Your content CURATION never disappoints so I was unironically looking forward to watching it) |
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Date: September 12th, 2026 6:58 PM Author: Lavender Menage https://www.instagram.com/p/DPeY1U1jR_E/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50132565) |
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Date: September 12th, 2026 7:00 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator Tyty π₯° (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50132574) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 6:46 AM Author: lfo https://www.instagram.com/p/DZqNUQ4JBeV/?hl=en (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50141818) |
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Date: September 19th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp Good afternoon,
I love women as a general rule (but the mommy gf phenotype and playful energy will always hold a special place in my heart!) βΊοΈ |
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Date: September 12th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: white electric deer antler den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50131791) |
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Date: September 12th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: Mewling Exhilarant Meetinghouse Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898825&forum_id=2)#50131797) |