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told richkid HS junior I'm tutoring for SAT that I would kill his whole family

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice t...
crawly fortuitous meteor
  08/19/18
(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)
Confused mad cow disease brethren
  08/19/18
not harrison, though he's 180 this 100% happened a few ho...
crawly fortuitous meteor
  08/19/18
if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after wal...
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Amber orchestra pit
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sure keep telling yourself that rajesh
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erotic native clown
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vengeful gas station
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angry institution
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plum shrine pozpig
  08/19/18
u: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg
crawly fortuitous meteor
  08/19/18
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Black theatre kitty cat
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Vigorous address
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180
hairraiser beta telephone garrison
  08/19/18
cool story teddy
Narrow-minded wonderful property
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Crystalline Useless Brakes Candlestick Maker
  07/03/19
You get zer0 pussy bro
razzle-dazzle insane home karate
  08/19/18
(chink)
crawly fortuitous meteor
  08/19/18
Show me a picture of your gun dude
razzle-dazzle insane home karate
  08/19/18
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crawly fortuitous meteor
  08/19/18
penis do not click
Frum sinister factory reset button
  08/19/18
maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just n...
opaque main people jew
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copper corner
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razzmatazz ruby meetinghouse
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Black theatre kitty cat
  08/27/18
lol
Cream aphrodisiac lodge becky
  08/19/18
flame
Frum sinister factory reset button
  08/19/18
shut up fag
crawly fortuitous meteor
  08/19/18
solid flame thread bro
Frum sinister factory reset button
  08/20/18
not flame just got my payment too lmao
crawly fortuitous meteor
  08/20/18
(xo 2018)
Duck-like Laser Beams
  08/20/18
this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways
gaped passionate corn cake
  08/20/18
(gay dork)
angry institution
  08/20/18
*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*
crawly fortuitous meteor
  08/20/18
(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)
angry institution
  08/20/18
in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but t...
crawly fortuitous meteor
  08/20/18
yeah bend the knee motherfucker
angry institution
  08/20/18
...
Comical bull headed selfie quadroon
  08/20/18
He’s only vintage Sonic Youth
Chartreuse chapel pocket flask
  08/27/18
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.
Ruddy Alcoholic Locus Milk
  08/20/18
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azure diverse pit toilet seat
  08/20/18
yw
crawly fortuitous meteor
  08/20/18
180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.
Floppy Pungent Turdskin Nursing Home
  08/20/18
*subscribes*
Comical bull headed selfie quadroon
  08/20/18
the asian mind, ladies and gents
razzmatazz ruby meetinghouse
  08/20/18
update?
gaped passionate corn cake
  08/27/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0
Zombie-like Heaven
  08/27/18
lol @ not collecting all money in advance
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erotic native clown
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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice tests, and he tried to mouth off at me like it was my fault.

he threatened to tell daddy i was no-showing for lessons and otherwise slacking off (not true) so he'd withhold the $1K he owes me for the last month.

to which i replied "OK, go ahead and do that. Then one night while you're all asleep in your beds, i'm going to come into this house, slit your dog's throat, duct tape your cute little sister's mouth, and then i'm going to rape her tight pink asshole until it looks like expired fucking hamburger meat. and the instant i cum, i'm going to splatter her head on the wall with a 9mm hollowpoint from my silenced Glock. then i'm going upstairs and putting one shot in your faggot father's worthless shriveled raisin balls, and one in each of your dried up fatass mom's pancake tits. i'll leave a few more in daddy's stomach and kneecaps so he has extra fun bleeding out, then it'll be your turn for a visit from the Sandman... and with you I'm going to take my time and really enjoy it. This could be tomorrow, it could be next week, it could be next year. But it's going to happen, and there's nothing you or your sheltered, overfed family can do to stop it. I've been coming here every week for the last 3 months, so I know 100 silent ways inside, and if you think your off-the-shelf made-in-china ADT security system is going to protect you, no wonder you're scoring somewhere between the 'nigger' and 'cerebral palsy' medians on your practice tests."

he knows i have a gun since i showed him a pic of it on my phone after he insisted a while back.

there were a few moments of stunned silence and then he started softly crying, lmao. little 16 y/o bitch thought he was a big man.

i just said "...so i guess i'll expect that late payment on monday" and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645552)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Confused mad cow disease brethren

(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645591)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor

not harrison, though he's 180

this 100% happened a few hours ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645638)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Gay sound barrier bawdyhouse

if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after walking away like the bitch you are then sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645640)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Amber orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645643)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor

sure keep telling yourself that rajesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645665)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: erotic native clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692647)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: vengeful gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647134)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: Spruce arousing state son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647368)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: angry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647372)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: plum shrine pozpig

OP:

https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frightened-businessman-ws.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645829)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor

u:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645961)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:36 AM
Author: obsidian appetizing rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647124)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: impressive ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647129)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Motley mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692637)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Black theatre kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692672)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Vigorous address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692675)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: hairraiser beta telephone garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645838)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Narrow-minded wonderful property

cool story teddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645893)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: Crystalline Useless Brakes Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#38477270)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle insane home karate

You get zer0 pussy bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645898)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor

(chink)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645950)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle insane home karate

Show me a picture of your gun dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645959)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor

https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36646042)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Frum sinister factory reset button

penis do not click

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36646047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: opaque main people jew

maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36646935)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: copper corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647023)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: razzmatazz ruby meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36648093)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Laughsome apoplectic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36651754)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Black theatre kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692669)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Cream aphrodisiac lodge becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645969)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Frum sinister factory reset button

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36645977)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor

shut up fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36646111)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Frum sinister factory reset button

solid flame thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647026)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor

not flame

just got my payment too lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647072)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Duck-like Laser Beams

(xo 2018)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36646948)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: gaped passionate corn cake

this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647077)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: angry institution

(gay dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647371)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor

*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647428)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: angry institution

(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647438)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:28 AM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor

in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but this just happened yesterday and i got paid so it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647458)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: angry institution

yeah bend the knee motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36648969)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Comical bull headed selfie quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647378)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Chartreuse chapel pocket flask

He’s only vintage Sonic Youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692724)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Ruddy Alcoholic Locus Milk

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647073)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: azure diverse pit toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647364)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor

yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647393)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:40 AM
Author: Floppy Pungent Turdskin Nursing Home

180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647128)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Comical bull headed selfie quadroon

*subscribes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36647380)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz ruby meetinghouse

the asian mind, ladies and gents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36648088)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: gaped passionate corn cake

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692616)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Zombie-like Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692648)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: odious chestnut abode

lol @ not collecting all money in advance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692695)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: erotic native clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692700)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: internet-worthy marvelous hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#36692709)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:21 AM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#38477266)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: Heady headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#38720042)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 3:44 AM
Author: Provocative drunken range stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#42459281)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: crawly fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#44813850)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2)#49592657)