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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
| Painfully honest trust fund | 08/28/25 |
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| lfo | 11/27/25 |
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| Offensive coiffed hairy legs pozpig | 09/01/25 |
| Motley Bat-shit-crazy Liquid Oxygen Range | 09/12/25 |
| drunken carmine hell police squad | 09/12/25 |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Painfully honest trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Dull kitchen party of the first part lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Painfully honest trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: spectacular medicated nibblets menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: crusty thriller cumskin that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Painfully honest trust fund pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: Zippy Crackhouse Double Fault and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: crusty thriller cumskin 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Liquid Oxygen Range Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: drunken carmine hell police squad 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Liquid Oxygen Range Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: drunken carmine hell police squad Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Liquid Oxygen Range I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: drunken carmine hell police squad Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259308) |
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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM Author: drunken carmine hell police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49381541) |
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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49466781) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: Offensive coiffed hairy legs pozpig Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: slap-happy depressive hospital Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Offensive coiffed hairy legs pozpig I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Liquid Oxygen Range Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: spectacular medicated nibblets menage lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Liquid Oxygen Range He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: spectacular medicated nibblets menage what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Soul-stirring Insanely Creepy Point Hissy Fit three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: olive lascivious gas station It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: Histrionic sable corner jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: drab trip parlor lettuce Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: Apoplectic office private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: copper diverse piazza dragon Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: Fishy Church Regret im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: Histrionic sable corner jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: Exciting location keepsake machete Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: Fishy Church Regret two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: drunken carmine hell police squad The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: flushed racy orchestra pit roommate LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Liquid Oxygen Range So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Offensive coiffed hairy legs pozpig "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: copper diverse piazza dragon The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Liquid Oxygen Range , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: bearded curious cuck fat ankles lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Flickering amber stead Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: Offensive coiffed hairy legs pozpig I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: spectacular medicated nibblets menage this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Liquid Oxygen Range Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: Fishy Church Regret xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Liquid Oxygen Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: Fishy Church Regret the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Liquid Oxygen Range It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: slap-happy depressive hospital Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: Offensive coiffed hairy legs pozpig Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: drunken carmine hell police squad ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259310) |
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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: lfo ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49466782) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Aphrodisiac aquamarine parlour shitlib Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: Offensive coiffed hairy legs pozpig Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Liquid Oxygen Range I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: drunken carmine hell police squad "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Liquid Oxygen Range Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: drunken carmine hell police squad ty for your honesty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259833) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: drunken carmine hell police squad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259608) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Painfully honest trust fund parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259839) |