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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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100% not flame
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I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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180
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COT DAMN. XO in the know.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: apoplectic drab striped hyena



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Heady chapel main people

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: well-lubricated slap-happy stage feces

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: beta cheese-eating indian lodge



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Excitant carnelian cuck nursing home



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Coral Big-titted Abode

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: provocative public bath

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: well-lubricated slap-happy stage feces

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Pearl Site Milk

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: sticky lemon brunch



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Lascivious lay

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling organic girlfriend

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: zippy shitlib scourge upon the earth

XO is incredible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#37296794)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: rebellious amber institution



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: zippy shitlib scourge upon the earth

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: geriatric judgmental brethren

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Sexy crackhouse mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: zippy shitlib scourge upon the earth

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: slimy passionate marketing idea

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#37299292)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Milky lodge



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: white bat-shit-crazy twinkling uncleanness

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: floppy twinkling sanctuary

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: zippy shitlib scourge upon the earth

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: zippy shitlib scourge upon the earth

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Milky lodge



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: white bat-shit-crazy twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Sexy crackhouse mad-dog skullcap

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Lascivious lay

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: zippy shitlib scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#37299638)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: odious theatre

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: glassy mischievous skinny woman

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: chartreuse meetinghouse



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: godawful parlour

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: painfully honest gaming laptop

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#38508668)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Ungodly opaque national security agency



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Cream cruel-hearted church building gunner



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Charismatic doctorate indirect expression

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2)#46982518)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Pearl Site Milk



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Doobsian chrome office



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: dashing partner water buffalo

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: odious theatre



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: sticky lemon brunch



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Date: June 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Heady chapel main people



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