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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
Excitant Lodge
  11/17/23
feels like it
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
Excitant Lodge
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
odious new version persian
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
Excitant Lodge
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
odious new version persian
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
...
effete white trailer park
  11/17/23
...
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
Soul-stirring cuck
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
odious new version persian
  11/17/23
...
Gobble Gobble da gook
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
magical genital piercing prole
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
magical genital piercing prole
  11/17/23
ty
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
cr pick
Carmine water buffalo stage
  11/17/23
ty
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
tcw
Lemon crawly organic girlfriend gas station
  11/17/23
Ty
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
Purple Apoplectic Selfie
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
Carmine water buffalo stage
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
odious new version persian
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
odious new version persian
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
odious new version persian
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
magical genital piercing prole
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
magical genital piercing prole
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
carnelian messiness sanctuary
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
carnelian messiness sanctuary
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
carnelian messiness sanctuary
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
odious new version persian
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
odious new version persian
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
odious new version persian
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
slate jew resort
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
odious new version persian
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
magical genital piercing prole
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
odious new version persian
  11/17/23
*likes it*
magical genital piercing prole
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
odious new version persian
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
magical genital piercing prole
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
Hairraiser Tanning Salon Really Tough Guy
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
French zombie-like cuckold principal's office
  11/17/23
cr
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
odious new version persian
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit
  11/18/23
...
odious new version persian
  11/18/23
...
turkey
  11/23/25
Take your meds
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: Excitant Lodge

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Excitant Lodge

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: odious new version persian

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: Excitant Lodge

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: odious new version persian

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: effete white trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cuck

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: odious new version persian

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Gobble Gobble da gook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: magical genital piercing prole

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: magical genital piercing prole

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Carmine water buffalo stage

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: Lemon crawly organic girlfriend gas station

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Purple Apoplectic Selfie

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: Carmine water buffalo stage

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: odious new version persian

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: odious new version persian

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: odious new version persian

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: magical genital piercing prole

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: magical genital piercing prole

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: carnelian messiness sanctuary

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: carnelian messiness sanctuary

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: carnelian messiness sanctuary

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: odious new version persian

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: odious new version persian

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: odious new version persian

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: slate jew resort

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: odious new version persian

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: magical genital piercing prole

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: odious new version persian

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: magical genital piercing prole

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: odious new version persian

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: magical genital piercing prole

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser Tanning Salon Really Tough Guy

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: French zombie-like cuckold principal's office

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: odious new version persian

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac pit

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: odious new version persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2)#49454121)