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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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flesh diverse telephone
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Razzle-dazzle sexy brunch juggernaut
  08/28/25
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flesh diverse telephone
  08/28/25
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Provocative duck-like locus
  08/28/25
that's it?
concupiscible ivory station
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
flesh diverse telephone
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Swollen boltzmann
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
concupiscible ivory station
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Godawful Ceo Theater
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Vivacious private investor pisswyrm
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Godawful Ceo Theater
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Vivacious private investor pisswyrm
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Godawful Ceo Theater
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Vivacious private investor pisswyrm
  09/12/25
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Vivacious private investor pisswyrm
  10/28/25
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Vivacious private investor pisswyrm
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
bateful wine stage
  08/28/25
Happy?
brilliant stirring travel guidebook wagecucks
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
bateful wine stage
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Godawful Ceo Theater
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Provocative duck-like locus
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Godawful Ceo Theater
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Provocative duck-like locus
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
nofapping flatulent lay jap
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Dashing dark forum digit ratio
  08/28/25
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Mind-boggling foreskin haunted graveyard
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Crusty patrolman
  08/29/25
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vibrant potus
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
bistre mexican half-breed
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Wonderful cowardly persian market
  08/29/25
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Mind-boggling foreskin haunted graveyard
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
exhilarant carnelian house
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Wonderful cowardly persian market
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Vivacious private investor pisswyrm
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Harsh swashbuckling athletic conference
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Godawful Ceo Theater
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
bateful wine stage
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
bistre mexican half-breed
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Godawful Ceo Theater
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
geriatric gay wizard property
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
ungodly galvanic senate masturbator
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
bateful wine stage
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Provocative duck-like locus
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Godawful Ceo Theater
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Wonderful cowardly persian market
  09/01/25
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Godawful Ceo Theater
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Wonderful cowardly persian market
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Godawful Ceo Theater
  09/01/25
Lolololol
brilliant stirring travel guidebook wagecucks
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
bateful wine stage
  09/01/25
?
Vivacious private investor pisswyrm
  09/12/25
?
Vivacious private investor pisswyrm
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Irradiated double fault pistol
  09/01/25
Fuck you
bateful wine stage
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Godawful Ceo Theater
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Vivacious private investor pisswyrm
  09/12/25
Yes
Godawful Ceo Theater
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Vivacious private investor pisswyrm
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Vivacious private investor pisswyrm
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
flesh diverse telephone
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: flesh diverse telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sexy brunch juggernaut

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: flesh diverse telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Provocative duck-like locus



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: concupiscible ivory station

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: flesh diverse telephone

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Swollen boltzmann

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: concupiscible ivory station

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Godawful Ceo Theater

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Vivacious private investor pisswyrm

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Godawful Ceo Theater

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Vivacious private investor pisswyrm

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Godawful Ceo Theater

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Vivacious private investor pisswyrm

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Vivacious private investor pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Vivacious private investor pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: bateful wine stage

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: brilliant stirring travel guidebook wagecucks

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: bateful wine stage

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Godawful Ceo Theater

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Provocative duck-like locus

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Godawful Ceo Theater

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Provocative duck-like locus

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: nofapping flatulent lay jap

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Dashing dark forum digit ratio

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling foreskin haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Crusty patrolman

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: vibrant potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: bistre mexican half-breed

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Wonderful cowardly persian market

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Mind-boggling foreskin haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: exhilarant carnelian house

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Wonderful cowardly persian market

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Vivacious private investor pisswyrm

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Harsh swashbuckling athletic conference

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Godawful Ceo Theater

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: bateful wine stage

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: bistre mexican half-breed

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Godawful Ceo Theater

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: geriatric gay wizard property

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: ungodly galvanic senate masturbator

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: bateful wine stage

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Provocative duck-like locus

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Godawful Ceo Theater

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Wonderful cowardly persian market

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Godawful Ceo Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Wonderful cowardly persian market

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Godawful Ceo Theater

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: brilliant stirring travel guidebook wagecucks

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: bateful wine stage

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Vivacious private investor pisswyrm

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Vivacious private investor pisswyrm

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Irradiated double fault pistol

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: bateful wine stage

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Godawful Ceo Theater

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Vivacious private investor pisswyrm

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Godawful Ceo Theater

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Vivacious private investor pisswyrm

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Vivacious private investor pisswyrm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: flesh diverse telephone

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2)#49259839)