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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Appetizing hell
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
federal kitchen tank
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Amethyst Station Foreskin
  08/30/25
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impressive electric forum internal respiration
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Contagious crackhouse
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Shimmering ladyboy pistol
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Shimmering ladyboy pistol
  08/31/25
...
Metal deer antler
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
delusional take
Metal deer antler
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Bateful piazza
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
dead alcoholic useless brakes
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
dead alcoholic useless brakes
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
dead alcoholic useless brakes
  09/05/25
...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Aromatic son of senegal
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
dead alcoholic useless brakes
  09/05/25
...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
dead alcoholic useless brakes
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
mind-boggling candlestick maker
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
mind-boggling candlestick maker
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
Kenny
dead alcoholic useless brakes
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund
  09/06/25
...
Laughsome ticket booth
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  09/06/25
...
Laughsome ticket booth
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
onyx plaza
  09/07/25
Explain
Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
odious sanctuary knife
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund
  09/07/25
...
Bateful piazza
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Appetizing hell

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: federal kitchen tank

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Amethyst Station Foreskin

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: impressive electric forum internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Contagious crackhouse

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Shimmering ladyboy pistol

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Shimmering ladyboy pistol

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Metal deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Metal deer antler

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Bateful piazza

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: dead alcoholic useless brakes

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: dead alcoholic useless brakes

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: dead alcoholic useless brakes

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Aromatic son of senegal

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: dead alcoholic useless brakes

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: dead alcoholic useless brakes

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling candlestick maker

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling candlestick maker

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: dead alcoholic useless brakes

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Laughsome ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Laughsome ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: onyx plaza

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: odious sanctuary knife

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Glassy misunderstood cruise ship trust fund

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Bateful piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: plum travel guidebook haunted graveyard

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49599047)