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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
godawful dragon
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
bateful twisted site
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
godawful dragon
  04/14/22
...
Glittery Trailer Park Pocket Flask
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Umber self-absorbed messiness
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
godawful dragon
  04/14/22
...
Umber self-absorbed messiness
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
ocher school cafeteria roommate
  04/14/22
...
Wonderful hall
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
olive parlour
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
godawful dragon
  04/28/22
...
godawful dragon
  07/04/23
...
Wonderful hall
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
purple flickering orchestra pit
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
aromatic at-the-ready marketing idea alpha
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
godawful dragon
  04/27/24
?
aromatic at-the-ready marketing idea alpha
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
godawful dragon
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
aromatic at-the-ready marketing idea alpha
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
godawful dragon
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
aromatic at-the-ready marketing idea alpha
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
excitant theater place of business
  04/27/24
Georgia?
aromatic at-the-ready marketing idea alpha
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
excitant theater place of business
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Thirsty lavender theater stage
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
cobalt bonkers bbw philosopher-king
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Exciting chapel
  04/24/26
...
flesh gunner
  04/27/24
180
dull toilet seat
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
olive parlour
  04/27/24
Honk honk
dull toilet seat
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
excitant theater place of business
  04/27/24
...
Boyish Bistre Dingle Berry
  04/27/24
...
flesh gunner
  10/08/24
...
Aphrodisiac maroon hell
  10/08/24
...
amber spectacular locale
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
hilarious balding black woman
  06/06/24
...
Erotic fighting national
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
fantasy-prone point
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Carmine stimulating boistinker milk
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
fantasy-prone point
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Carmine stimulating boistinker milk
  06/06/24
...
Pearly institution
  04/24/26
...
Aphrodisiac maroon hell
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
godawful dragon
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
godawful dragon
  09/14/25
...
Nighttime location
  03/31/26
flame?
sepia 180 lay fortuitous meteor
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
godawful dragon
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
house-broken diverse range
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Frisky cyan plaza
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
house-broken diverse range
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
marvelous jet-lagged idiot house
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Pearly institution
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: godawful dragon

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: bateful twisted site

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: godawful dragon

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Glittery Trailer Park Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Umber self-absorbed messiness

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: godawful dragon

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Umber self-absorbed messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: ocher school cafeteria roommate

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Wonderful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: olive parlour

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: godawful dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: godawful dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Wonderful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: purple flickering orchestra pit

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: aromatic at-the-ready marketing idea alpha

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: godawful dragon

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: aromatic at-the-ready marketing idea alpha

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: godawful dragon

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: aromatic at-the-ready marketing idea alpha

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: godawful dragon

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: aromatic at-the-ready marketing idea alpha

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: excitant theater place of business

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: aromatic at-the-ready marketing idea alpha

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: excitant theater place of business

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Thirsty lavender theater stage

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: cobalt bonkers bbw philosopher-king

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Exciting chapel

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: flesh gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: dull toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: olive parlour

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: dull toilet seat

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: excitant theater place of business

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Boyish Bistre Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: flesh gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac maroon hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: amber spectacular locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: hilarious balding black woman

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Erotic fighting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: fantasy-prone point

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Carmine stimulating boistinker milk

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: fantasy-prone point

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Carmine stimulating boistinker milk

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Pearly institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac maroon hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: godawful dragon

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: godawful dragon

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Nighttime location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: sepia 180 lay fortuitous meteor

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: godawful dragon

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: house-broken diverse range

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Frisky cyan plaza

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: house-broken diverse range

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: marvelous jet-lagged idiot house

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Pearly institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50021007)