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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Odious gas station legal warrant
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Vibrant boltzmann stag film
  04/18/25
Cr.
Sadistic state nowag
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Curious Indian Lodge
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Coral Appetizing Forum
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
douglas j. needles
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
bearded stage pistol
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Harsh mental disorder
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Harsh mental disorder
  04/18/25
...
Disturbing Seedy Toaster Home
  04/18/25
...
edge node device
  08/17/26
...
...,....,,........
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Provocative Doobsian Nursing Home Rigor
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Rebellious business firm dog poop
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Rebellious business firm dog poop
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Disturbing Seedy Toaster Home
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Rebellious business firm dog poop
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Rebellious business firm dog poop
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Massive range coldplay fan
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Rebellious business firm dog poop
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Disturbing Seedy Toaster Home
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
lavender bateful reading party
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Disturbing Seedy Toaster Home
  04/18/25
Ty friend
lavender bateful reading party
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
metal idiotic den sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
metal idiotic den sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
...
snowy beady-eyed useless brakes
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Rebellious business firm dog poop
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  04/18/25
...
...,....,,........
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Arousing milky volcanic crater ticket booth
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
lavender bateful reading party
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Vibrant boltzmann stag film
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Stubborn Racy Giraffe
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
boomer dad
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
ur dumb
boomer dad
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
boomer dad
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
boomer dad
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
boomer dad
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
...
Richard Ames
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
screen memories
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
boomer dad
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
screen memories
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
phenotype respecter
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
boomer dad
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Odious gas station legal warrant

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Vibrant boltzmann stag film

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Sadistic state nowag

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Curious Indian Lodge

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Coral Appetizing Forum

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: bearded stage pistol

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Harsh mental disorder

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Harsh mental disorder

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Disturbing Seedy Toaster Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: edge node device (Prestige Feuds)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Provocative Doobsian Nursing Home Rigor

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Rebellious business firm dog poop

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Rebellious business firm dog poop

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Disturbing Seedy Toaster Home

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Rebellious business firm dog poop

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Rebellious business firm dog poop

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Massive range coldplay fan

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Rebellious business firm dog poop

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Disturbing Seedy Toaster Home

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: lavender bateful reading party

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Disturbing Seedy Toaster Home

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lavender bateful reading party

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: metal idiotic den sweet tailpipe

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: metal idiotic den sweet tailpipe

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: snowy beady-eyed useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Rebellious business firm dog poop

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Arousing milky volcanic crater ticket booth

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lavender bateful reading party

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Vibrant boltzmann stag film

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Stubborn Racy Giraffe

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: boomer dad

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: boomer dad

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: boomer dad

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: boomer dad

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: boomer dad

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Richard Ames



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: screen memories

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: boomer dad

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: screen memories

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: phenotype respecter

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: boomer dad

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073656)