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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
idiotic turdskin
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
chocolate station
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Cyan impressive sex offender
  08/30/25
...
awkward police squad
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Cracking Shivering Spot Background Story
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
shimmering apoplectic piazza
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
shimmering apoplectic piazza
  08/31/25
...
floppy dark nursing home
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  08/31/25
delusional take
floppy dark nursing home
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Free-loading Temple
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
abnormal duck-like point azn
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
abnormal duck-like point azn
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
abnormal duck-like point azn
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line
  09/05/25
...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Charismatic orchid roommate
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line
  09/05/25
...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
coral tripping twinkling uncleanness
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
coral tripping twinkling uncleanness
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  09/05/25
Kenny
Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal
  09/06/25
...
cheese-eating nofapping locale
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  09/06/25
...
cheese-eating nofapping locale
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
excitant silver trailer park
  09/07/25
Explain
twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
brass naked feces
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal
  09/07/25
...
Free-loading Temple
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line
  01/18/26
...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Vivacious primrose plaza messiness
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
abnormal duck-like point azn
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: idiotic turdskin

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: chocolate station

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Cyan impressive sex offender

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: awkward police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Cracking Shivering Spot Background Story

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: shimmering apoplectic piazza

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: shimmering apoplectic piazza

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: floppy dark nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: floppy dark nursing home

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Free-loading Temple

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Charismatic orchid roommate

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: coral tripping twinkling uncleanness

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: coral tripping twinkling uncleanness

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating nofapping locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating nofapping locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: excitant silver trailer park

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: brass naked feces

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: twinkling irradiated sneaky criminal

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Free-loading Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Stimulating cerise telephone personal credit line

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Vivacious primrose plaza messiness

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: abnormal duck-like point azn

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49626057)