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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
Dun center private investor
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
ebony magical generalized bond lay
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
Dun center private investor
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
ebony magical generalized bond lay
  10/13/25
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heady deranged half-breed orchestra pit
  10/15/25
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exhilarant national
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
Swashbuckling Mustard Mad Cow Disease Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
primrose wild space
  10/11/25
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Nofapping sick sanctuary newt
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
Stubborn glittery mexican
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
Dun center private investor
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
arrogant jewess
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
Stubborn glittery mexican
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
Marvelous at-the-ready step-uncle's house
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
Infuriating principal's office
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
primrose wild space
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
aphrodisiac stock car
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
soggy opaque hairy legs
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
spectacular philosopher-king azn
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
Exciting Zombie-like Whorehouse Hissy Fit
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
...
primrose wild space
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
spectacular philosopher-king azn
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
Vigorous Gay Messiness Piazza
  10/14/25
...
primrose wild space
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
Dun center private investor
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
Dun center private investor
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
Dun center private investor
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
Dun center private investor
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
Dun center private investor
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
nighttime green stead gaping
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
Dun center private investor
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
Vigorous Gay Messiness Piazza
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
Dun center private investor
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
Dun center private investor
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
Dun center private investor
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
Dun center private investor
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
vibrant nibblets
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
heady deranged half-breed orchestra pit
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
Vigorous Gay Messiness Piazza
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
vibrant nibblets
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
vibrant nibblets
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
Vigorous Gay Messiness Piazza
  10/12/25
...
Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
Vigorous Gay Messiness Piazza
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
out-of-control crotch milk
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
Blathering lime casino roommate
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
pontificating zippy alpha site
  10/13/25
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Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
metal motley base
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Dun center private investor

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: ebony magical generalized bond lay

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Dun center private investor

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: ebony magical generalized bond lay

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: heady deranged half-breed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: exhilarant national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mustard Mad Cow Disease Scourge Upon The Earth

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: primrose wild space

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Nofapping sick sanctuary newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Stubborn glittery mexican

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Dun center private investor

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: arrogant jewess

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: Stubborn glittery mexican

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Marvelous at-the-ready step-uncle's house

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Infuriating principal's office

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: primrose wild space

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stock car

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: soggy opaque hairy legs

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: spectacular philosopher-king azn

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Exciting Zombie-like Whorehouse Hissy Fit

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: primrose wild space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: spectacular philosopher-king azn

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Vigorous Gay Messiness Piazza

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: primrose wild space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Dun center private investor

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Dun center private investor

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Dun center private investor

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Dun center private investor

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Dun center private investor

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: nighttime green stead gaping

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Dun center private investor

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Vigorous Gay Messiness Piazza

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Dun center private investor

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Dun center private investor

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Dun center private investor

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Dun center private investor

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: vibrant nibblets

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: heady deranged half-breed orchestra pit

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Gay Messiness Piazza

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: vibrant nibblets

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: vibrant nibblets

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Vigorous Gay Messiness Piazza

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Gay Messiness Piazza

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: out-of-control crotch milk

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Blathering lime casino roommate

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: pontificating zippy alpha site

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Topaz Seedy Mental Disorder Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: metal motley base

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2)#49346710)