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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
black cocky pit legend
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Thirsty abusive native
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
vivacious snowy locus brethren
  04/18/25
Cr.
Nudist narrow-minded national friendly grandma
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
dashing headpube
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
spectacular bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
black cocky pit legend
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
motley jade cumskin resort
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Shivering hominid jap
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
black cocky pit legend
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
charismatic yarmulke
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
black cocky pit legend
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
charismatic yarmulke
  04/18/25
...
free-loading bearded faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
...
Soul-stirring site
  08/17/26
...
Embarrassed to the bone learning disabled jewess
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Violet Bat Shit Crazy Patrolman
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Cruel-hearted fishy jew
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
black cocky pit legend
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Cruel-hearted fishy jew
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
free-loading bearded faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
black cocky pit legend
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Cruel-hearted fishy jew
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
black cocky pit legend
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Cruel-hearted fishy jew
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
High-end skinny woman nursing home
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Cruel-hearted fishy jew
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
free-loading bearded faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
black cocky pit legend
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Canary set pozpig
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
free-loading bearded faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Canary set pozpig
  04/18/25
...
irradiated frum legal warrant dopamine
  08/17/26
...
irradiated frum legal warrant dopamine
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
ocher house pistol
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
black cocky pit legend
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
ocher house pistol
  04/18/25
...
provocative parlor partner
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Cruel-hearted fishy jew
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
black cocky pit legend
  04/18/25
...
Embarrassed to the bone learning disabled jewess
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Overrated stage
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Canary set pozpig
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
black cocky pit legend
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
black cocky pit legend
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
black cocky pit legend
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
vivacious snowy locus brethren
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
black cocky pit legend
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
black cocky pit legend
  08/17/26
...
irradiated frum legal warrant dopamine
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
charismatic yarmulke
  08/17/26
ur dumb
black cocky pit legend
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
charismatic yarmulke
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
black cocky pit legend
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
charismatic yarmulke
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
black cocky pit legend
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
bright autistic shrine
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
black cocky pit legend
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
bright autistic shrine
  08/17/26
...
Frisky station son of senegal
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
ocher house pistol
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
black cocky pit legend
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
ocher house pistol
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
dashing headpube
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
black cocky pit legend
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Thirsty abusive native

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: vivacious snowy locus brethren

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Nudist narrow-minded national friendly grandma

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: dashing headpube

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: motley jade cumskin resort

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Shivering hominid jap

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: charismatic yarmulke

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: charismatic yarmulke

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: free-loading bearded faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone learning disabled jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Violet Bat Shit Crazy Patrolman

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted fishy jew

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted fishy jew

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: free-loading bearded faggot firefighter

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted fishy jew

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted fishy jew

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: High-end skinny woman nursing home

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted fishy jew

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: free-loading bearded faggot firefighter

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: black cocky pit legend

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Canary set pozpig

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: free-loading bearded faggot firefighter

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Canary set pozpig

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: irradiated frum legal warrant dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: irradiated frum legal warrant dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: ocher house pistol

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: black cocky pit legend

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: ocher house pistol

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: provocative parlor partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted fishy jew

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: black cocky pit legend

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone learning disabled jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Overrated stage

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Canary set pozpig

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: black cocky pit legend

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: black cocky pit legend

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: vivacious snowy locus brethren

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: irradiated frum legal warrant dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: charismatic yarmulke

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: charismatic yarmulke

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: charismatic yarmulke

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: bright autistic shrine

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: black cocky pit legend

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: bright autistic shrine

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Frisky station son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: ocher house pistol

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: black cocky pit legend

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: ocher house pistol

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: dashing headpube

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: black cocky pit legend

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50146047)