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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
cerise racy goal in life
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
sapphire irradiated fat ankles
  04/18/25
Cr.
Marvelous Up-to-no-good Goyim Dog Poop
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Bipolar haunted graveyard address
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Hairraiser cruise ship
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
vermilion corner voyeur
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
frisky nowag
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Twisted Bat Shit Crazy Karate
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Twisted Bat Shit Crazy Karate
  04/18/25
...
maroon mad-dog skullcap
  04/18/25
...
At-the-ready 180 round eye
  08/17/26
...
Avocado swashbuckling keepsake machete
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Violent shaky wrinkle
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
mustard cracking milk prole
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
mustard cracking milk prole
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
maroon mad-dog skullcap
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
mustard cracking milk prole
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
mustard cracking milk prole
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Motley Citrine Orchestra Pit
  04/18/25
jfc goys
mustard cracking milk prole
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
maroon mad-dog skullcap
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Smoky nubile step-uncle's house weed whacker
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
maroon mad-dog skullcap
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Smoky nubile step-uncle's house weed whacker
  04/18/25
...
dull pervert
  08/17/26
...
dull pervert
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Milky senate
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Milky senate
  04/18/25
...
kink-friendly crawly electric furnace codepig
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
mustard cracking milk prole
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  04/18/25
...
Avocado swashbuckling keepsake machete
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Flesh bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Smoky nubile step-uncle's house weed whacker
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
sapphire irradiated fat ankles
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  08/17/26
...
dull pervert
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Twisted Bat Shit Crazy Karate
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Twisted Bat Shit Crazy Karate
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Twisted Bat Shit Crazy Karate
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Topaz soggy people who are hurt
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Topaz soggy people who are hurt
  08/17/26
...
Painfully honest kitchen fortuitous meteor
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Milky senate
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Milky senate
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Bipolar haunted graveyard address
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Poppy Vigorous Chad
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: cerise racy goal in life

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: sapphire irradiated fat ankles

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Marvelous Up-to-no-good Goyim Dog Poop

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Bipolar haunted graveyard address

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser cruise ship

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: vermilion corner voyeur

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: frisky nowag

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Twisted Bat Shit Crazy Karate

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Twisted Bat Shit Crazy Karate

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: maroon mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: At-the-ready 180 round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Avocado swashbuckling keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Violent shaky wrinkle

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: mustard cracking milk prole

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: mustard cracking milk prole

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: maroon mad-dog skullcap

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: mustard cracking milk prole

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: mustard cracking milk prole

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Motley Citrine Orchestra Pit

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: mustard cracking milk prole

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: maroon mad-dog skullcap

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Smoky nubile step-uncle's house weed whacker

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: maroon mad-dog skullcap

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Smoky nubile step-uncle's house weed whacker

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: dull pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: dull pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Milky senate

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Milky senate

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly crawly electric furnace codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mustard cracking milk prole

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Avocado swashbuckling keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Flesh bawdyhouse

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Smoky nubile step-uncle's house weed whacker

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: sapphire irradiated fat ankles

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: dull pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Twisted Bat Shit Crazy Karate

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Twisted Bat Shit Crazy Karate

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Twisted Bat Shit Crazy Karate

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Topaz soggy people who are hurt

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Topaz soggy people who are hurt

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Painfully honest kitchen fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Milky senate

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Milky senate

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Bipolar haunted graveyard address

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Poppy Vigorous Chad

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50146047)