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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: Stirring hissy fit

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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: transparent dog poop

you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but they don’t seem to have noticed at all.

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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz crotch coldplay fan



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:45 PM
Author: Fighting Crackhouse



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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Amber beady-eyed chapel



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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:45 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: Marvelous slate wrinkle elastic band

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker

"I'm pounding out your mother's snatch! There's Gatorade in the garage!"

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: Stirring hissy fit

“Grab me one too I’m having a hard time busting in this fat bitch!”

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker

"Dad, what's that awful smell?"

"Your mom's skeeted-out puss hole. Awful, ain't it?"

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM
Author: Arousing mint generalized bond school

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:07 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:48 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:48 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:33 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: primrose stage selfie

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM
Author: Nofapping Sandwich



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:59 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:19 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:20 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
Author: Boyish at-the-ready regret parlour

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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Frum racy corner private investor



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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:19 PM
Author: Amber beady-eyed chapel



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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: Coral adulterous juggernaut forum

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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:35 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:35 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:40 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Big underhanded stead trump supporter



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:15 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Salmon passionate church building personal credit line

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: histrionic sexy kitchen

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Salmon passionate church building personal credit line

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: histrionic sexy kitchen

Thank. I'm focusing right now on precis vignettes of extreme, bordering on nauseating sexual and moral depravity between well-known political figures--often at separate ideological ends--but should get back to more traditional poasting after next week I think.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:24 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: violent wagecucks boistinker



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: turquoise fear-inspiring brunch useless brakes

But your father struggles to focus. His mind wanders. He attempts to access his lower brain stem, imaging the unbroken million year line of Great Apes that led to this moment. He concentrates on his purpose, the act of completion, the finality of achieving involuntary orgasm. "Do the deed, Fred," he says to himself. And yet on this chilly October night he is overwhelmed with sentiment.

He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.

They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.

Fuck I don't know where this is going. Is it any good?



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: cerise duck-like bbw house

“See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”

“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”

“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”

“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”

“No, he didn’t — he just invented a system of game licensure. This kind of battle was invented by Ralph Baer and Masayuki Uemura and whoever wrote Kyōkasho, and country Sōryo bowling and daibo in Kanazawa and girls seduced in the back lanes of Osaka and Nara. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of salaryman love spent here. This was the last love battle.”

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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM
Author: motley amethyst ceo nowag

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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:08 PM
Author: aromatic painfully honest rigpig



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: Maniacal hell

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker

Well now that's just crazy talk.

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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM
Author: primrose stage selfie



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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:04 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker



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Date: October 13th, 2023 8:38 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker



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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker



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Date: March 9th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Orchid state weed whacker



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Demanding Bearded Milk Circlehead

Moms are 180?

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: concupiscible sweet tailpipe

All is right with the world.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: online lawyer friend

you here ur dad yell "blow it bitch!" but ur cartridge it working perfectly fine

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