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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
aggressive bat-shit-crazy ticket booth fortuitous meteor
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
marvelous market twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
Cr.
pink big skinny woman new version
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
embarrassed to the bone gunner
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Glittery Unholy Hospital Pisswyrm
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
beady-eyed silver nursing home boistinker
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
pontificating brunch pozpig
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Odious flickering sound barrier marketing idea
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Odious flickering sound barrier marketing idea
  04/18/25
...
scarlet comical genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
...
bistre high-end background story
  08/17/26
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wonderful famous landscape painting native
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
aphrodisiac blue range
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
ultramarine halford french chef
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
ultramarine halford french chef
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
scarlet comical genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
ultramarine halford french chef
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
ultramarine halford french chef
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
fantasy-prone organic girlfriend volcanic crater
  04/18/25
jfc goys
ultramarine halford french chef
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
scarlet comical genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Provocative Wrinkle Mediation
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
scarlet comical genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Provocative Wrinkle Mediation
  04/18/25
...
motley den
  08/17/26
...
motley den
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
tripping laser beams
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
tripping laser beams
  04/18/25
...
Smoky pea-brained abode
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
ultramarine halford french chef
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  04/18/25
...
wonderful famous landscape painting native
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
cream irradiated office ape
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Provocative Wrinkle Mediation
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
marvelous market twinkling uncleanness
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  08/17/26
...
motley den
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Odious flickering sound barrier marketing idea
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Odious flickering sound barrier marketing idea
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Odious flickering sound barrier marketing idea
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
crusty bawdyhouse
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
crusty bawdyhouse
  08/17/26
...
stimulating nowag
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
tripping laser beams
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
tripping laser beams
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
embarrassed to the bone gunner
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Disgusting kitchen national security agency
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: aggressive bat-shit-crazy ticket booth fortuitous meteor

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: marvelous market twinkling uncleanness

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: pink big skinny woman new version

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gunner

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Glittery Unholy Hospital Pisswyrm

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed silver nursing home boistinker

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: pontificating brunch pozpig

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Odious flickering sound barrier marketing idea

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Odious flickering sound barrier marketing idea

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: scarlet comical genital piercing sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: bistre high-end background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: wonderful famous landscape painting native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac blue range

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: ultramarine halford french chef

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: ultramarine halford french chef

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: scarlet comical genital piercing sweet tailpipe

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: ultramarine halford french chef

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: ultramarine halford french chef

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: fantasy-prone organic girlfriend volcanic crater

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: ultramarine halford french chef

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: scarlet comical genital piercing sweet tailpipe

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Provocative Wrinkle Mediation

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: scarlet comical genital piercing sweet tailpipe

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Provocative Wrinkle Mediation

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: motley den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: motley den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: tripping laser beams

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: tripping laser beams

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Smoky pea-brained abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: ultramarine halford french chef

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: wonderful famous landscape painting native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: cream irradiated office ape

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Provocative Wrinkle Mediation

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: marvelous market twinkling uncleanness

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: motley den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Odious flickering sound barrier marketing idea

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Odious flickering sound barrier marketing idea

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Odious flickering sound barrier marketing idea

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: crusty bawdyhouse

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: crusty bawdyhouse

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: stimulating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: tripping laser beams

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: tripping laser beams

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gunner

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Disgusting kitchen national security agency

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50149087)