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FLW i think we may have been too uncharitable to gunnerattt
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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:17 PM Author: Coral pit mediation this guy is a rhetorical kike-destroying machine. he just completely decimated consuela in another thread
i think that if we can get through to him about The Woman Question, we can lure him away from the Simp Crew and bring him back to "the good guys" |
Date: February 24th, 2026 7:21 PM Author: Excitant narrow-minded market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692656) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete i bet we align more than we disagree on Women, friend. what do you think we disagree about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692718) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:55 PM Author: Coral pit mediation that may be true, but i fear you may still unknowingly be under the sway of other simp crew members like "hatp" who would have us all be cuckolded beta schlubs if it was up to him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692741) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:56 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison That's right, I endorse the beta schlub cuck life and I quietly try to turn anyone else onto it that I can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692743) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: sickened home you are hatp? what does the h stand for in hatp again? I used to know and forgot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692745) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:01 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison It stands for Huge Simp imo based on my record and reputation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692747) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:01 PM Author: sickened home nah its something American, but I can't remember first word and its bugging me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692748) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:03 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison Nffi doobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692750) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:09 PM Author: sickened home Historical American? For some reason that doesn't sound quite right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692775) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:03 PM Author: Coral pit mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692751) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:06 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison if gunneratttt wants to go work for Frank's crew it's alright with me. He's well within his right to play for another team. I'll just keep on truckin down the ole simp trail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692764) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:09 PM Author: Coral pit mediation we're going to take him on as a trial member for now. he needs to first pass the gang initiation ritual by telling a woman "No" in any context before he can become a full-fledged member of the MPC Crew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692772) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:18 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison I think he's broken up with a lot of chicks when it wasn't working out and also when he's been broken up with he seems relatively chill about it and just shrugs and moves on quick. I've never seen him get invested in a chick who didn't feel the same way about him. If he ever did get out over his skiis for a bitch I can't imagine it lasting longer than two weeks at most. He moves quick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692802) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:42 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete i am very in love rn. but ive never been one for unrequited love. even if someone stops loving me, thats a bummer, but there's plenty of fish in the sea, and i want someone that loves me back. idk, it's kinda seinfeldian, but it's just like "ok, ill find another!" if someone has gotten to know me enough that they know they don't love me (or they're flightly and the type to cut bait over minor things), then i wouldn't have worked out anyway, and im not going to get broken up over something that was inevitable. what's the alternative, convincing them to stick around and knowing they had to be sold on me? fuck that, i want them to enthusiastically love me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692857) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison Cr I'm the same way. Only time I got wrapped around the axle was first gf. I had no control over my emotions. But it's been smooth sailing since I was 19. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692859) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:54 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete yeah i think everyone has when they're younger and rejection feels so devastating and personal. and it is personal. but as you mature you realize that there's different strokes for different folks, and thats fine. i mean, imagine the type of person that everyone "likes". some inoffensive milquetoast nothing. i wouldnt marry that, let alone want to be that.
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:01 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison Absolutely cr.
It's funny one of my exes broke up with me and it took me several years to realize she was right that we were totally incompatible and would have been miserable long term. I'm still bitter about it because rejection feels bad. But I was totally unwilling to change. I could never meet her needs and her needs were never going away. I was pissed she wasn't a different person. But ya that's why you have to find someone else. She was brave for calling it. I just hate losing but it would have gotten worse if we stayed together. |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:09 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete yeah the ultimate loss is continuing with a sunk cost. if something isnt going to work out the best time to end it is yesterday, second best time today. every day beyond that and you're fucking yourself.
it can be hard because sacrifice, compromise, and mistakes happen too. it can be hard to tell whether something is a fundemental incompatibility or not. probably something you can only know in hindsight. there are breakups where i realized i was being stubborn or wrong much later. |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:11 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison I think on average women are better than men at figuring out if they're unhappy. Men dig in even if they're miserable imo. But could be self bias. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692940) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:06 PM Author: Lake Swashbuckling Plaza Hmong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692761) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:12 PM Author: Excitant narrow-minded market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692786) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:14 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete hatp is my friend but we disagree more than we agree. regardless, ive never misrepresented or altered my beliefs to curry favor with someone. imo if you can't speak your mind whats the point. misrepresenting your beliefs to get another man to like you is the gayest shit i can think of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692793) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:16 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison 💯💯 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692796) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:17 PM Author: Coral pit mediation what about misrepresenting your beliefs to get a woman to like you? is this not one of the core tenets of Simp Crew ideology? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692800) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:19 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison Do I get any points at all for telling The Box I don't support gay marriage on a nice dinner date in public and having to deal with her having a meltdown about it and nearly getting thrown out or nah? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692806) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:20 PM Author: Coral pit mediation depends on if you apologized or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692808) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:23 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison I don't remember apologizing. I remember getting ripped to shreds but never apologizing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692814) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:23 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete idk what gave you that impression. i think you (?) bumped me recently when i said lying for slime is incredibly bitchmade. not only to preserve your own integrity (like I just said re men) but its also strategically retarded as women don't respect or fuck "male feminisit" types, who reek of performative agreement and desperation to get slime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692812) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Coral pit mediation sounds like Simp Crew might not be the right home for you, friend....something to think about imo.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692817) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete simp crew is your guys invention. theres never been any crew. crewing up is gay as well. even gayer than changing your opinion to curry favor because of how inconsequential it is. like, if youre going to feud with someone cause they dont like your friend, or not bump something you otherwise would because of the poaster, thats even lamer than lying for slime. now you're lying for online attaboys. who cares? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692832) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison Ok, I laffed.
To answer your rhetorical question jag would. Jag always gets called in for reinforcements. |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete im not gonna get bogged down with outling specific grievances and bad actors at the peace accords. the whole thing is gay. theres members of the mpc crew i think suck and see not indication of that changing. at the same time its gay for someone to get mad at a "simp crew" affiliate because of something another did, or having any opinion at all on someone for something someone else did.
it's all extremely gay high school mean girls shit. thats always been my stance and the older i get the truer it gets. |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:54 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison What if I just personally hate jag is that OK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692892) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:01 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete i think we should all love and hate as our hearts dictate without concerning ourselves what others think about it! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692914) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:54 PM Author: Pink fragrant native (Tony Soprano telling Meadow there is no mafia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692895) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Coral pit mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692928) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:52 PM Author: electric flushed casino (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692885) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:24 PM Author: Dashing Generalized Bond FLW where you at bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49692976) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Coral pit mediation Ok I may have been wrong about this. Him and the rest of the simp crew turned this olive branch of a thread into a subthread wasteland about Respecting Women
I still believe that we can reach him. We'll see what unfolds |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Excitant narrow-minded market That HATP guy is revolting just reading his posts makes me want to cry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694249) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: Coral pit mediation He's definitely the worst member of the simp crew and I think he's probably responsible for gunnerattt being "turned" to the simp crew in the first place. Kind of like how Anakin Skywalker starts out as a good kid full of promise but then gets lured to the dark side by Palpatine. Except he's not like Anakin Skywalker he's more like jar jar binks, constantly talking and talking (but in an Introverted Way because he's an Introvert) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694259) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: Excitant narrow-minded market I remember he seemingly spawned here out of nowhere, making all these boring verbose wastelands and treating the board like it was his Xanga. he was friendly to me but I had enough and called him out one day and it started a big board feud. I just couldn't stand all the inane female poaster threads. When you immigrate to a new board you gotta assimilate to their culture and not bring your foreign ways (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694262) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:15 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison I've been here longer than you pal. I'm in my third decade of zozo fwiw. You're mad that I talked to females, mostly for my own amusement? OK champ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694268) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete i think the simp crew label was coined during hatp x box and i defended them. no one asked me to and i would again.
and it's ironic that at the same time bp was simping hard for gjr and doing all sorts of embarassing shit like stuffing the ballot box for her in mpm, sticking with her when she was flirting with cslg, asking her to take down poasts that were embarassing for him. say what you will about hatp but if his behavior was simpy/cucky, bp was 10000x worse and he was an officer in the mpc forces. |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Excitant narrow-minded market All that stuff was bad. You can't give women online any attention that's all they want, good or bad, its like starving a fire of oxygen. They'll go away eventually. Even nutella did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694275) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison You think women are like these robots or something that lack free will. In reality they have a mind of their own. And whose rule is it that you can never give them attention, online or otherwise? So what if you give them attention. She was at the time my girlfriend. I can do what I want. She can do what she wants. What does it matter to you? You're free to criticize but why do you care if some guy chats up his gf on XO? Sometimes we went on XO while lying next to each other just for fun. This is deeply offensive to you but I don't know why. It's like who cares? Don't read it. I don't read nyuug threads either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694295) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: Coral pit mediation Alright Champ that's enough. I'm gonna need to Step In here to protect gunnerattt from being further pulled toward the Simp Side by this nonsense. Like Mace Windu stepping to Palpatine except actually killing him instead of getting zapped to death like a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694300) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison 'Back to back ninjas fighting off the haters' launched an entire parody genre and was an all time great poast. Don't forget that every single one of these MPC crew members blank bumped a response that said "lol these people are in their 30s" as if it was an epic pwn to diss people for falling in love later in life. Droll, like you said. But don't forget they all have perfect tradwives in their imaginary world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694276) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete whats funny is that when the box or any woman is around they swarm their threads. but its always under the guise of negging. yet they shower them with attention. it's clearly 2nd grade hairpulling shit where they want female attention but dont want their pals to see them trying.
its cowardly and gay for a teen to do this, but were talking about balding, middle adged men. idk why anyone would care about this anyway. it would be one thing if you were like STOP MOCKING M'LADY, but everyone just rolled with it. i remember making an eminem parody that including a "shit encrusted asshold" line that she liked.
everyone rolled with the punches except for a handful of sweebs that remain MAF *FIVE YEARS LATER.* |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison Despite her shitlib views over the course of our relationship she said nigger and faggot ten times more than I did. She said faggot almost daily. She has a great sense of humor so long as she's not personally triggered by something. But her IQ is so high that she can conceptually grasp virtually any tenant of conservatism and see the logic behind it, which is pretty funny. She will still disavow but you could always get her to see the reasoning behind shit like The Bell Curve or whatever. You could always explain some right wing shit and she would always get it even if she claimed to disagree on paper but she's so smart that she actually is tremendous at noticing. If she wasn't so emotional and emotionally driven she'd've been like Margaret Thatcher or something. She really does have a tremendous mental acuity which prevents her from believing anything too stupid or contradictory but her longhouse emotions will always prevail at least publicly. Still we had a lot of based conversations and she saw through a lot of lib bullshit you wouldn't expect most women to grasp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694308) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete thats all 180 but these longform box appreciation poasts is why we're gonna be simp crew forever 😔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694315) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison I think Frank's stance seems to be that it's gauche to talk to women at all.
This all goes back to "It's not that you seduced tbtp, it's the way you did it that's offensive" |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison What do you not like about it in specific (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694264) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete still would like to explore what/whether we disagree on the Woman Question. i mean you were all about LOVING LOVE in thst LOVE thread.
i respect women by respecting that they are women -- creatures governed by their current emotional state. and i love them! |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Coral pit mediation Idk you tell me, my position on the WQ is well documented and thoroughly explained (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694274) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete brother it took me years to even recognize your moniker changes, i certainly havent inventoried your opinions. this isnt a neg on your poasting, i like poasting anonymously and only wind up committing stuff like bort heel factoids to my long term memory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694307) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison Who is he? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694313) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete goy superstar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694316) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison Is he the same as MASE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694317) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: Coral pit mediation Yeah although a few other people use the MASE community account sometimes as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694348) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: mint odious elastic band garrison I don't think you're the real MASE. He was smarter and more interesting than you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694353) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Excitant narrow-minded market Funniest thing you have ever poasted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694360) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: Coral pit mediation True, I miss him too. Wonder if he'll ever come back. We may never know what happened to him. RIP to a great poaster and man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694370) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Coral pit mediation My stance on women can be succinctly stated with just one word, "Rape"
Everything about women can be traced back to this one word/concept like a massive Mind Map with Rape in the middle |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:50 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete oh yeah now i recall you getting maf a few times over me pointing out how rape being "natural" is a stupid justification for it being legal when ever crime is "natural."
anyway, every woman loves to be manhandled and dicked down. you all take it way too far and mock rape rape. if men are to be leaders and protectors that means protecting women from getting raped. this is all pretty uncontroversial and counterarguments seem very incel adjacent woman hate that i doubt the speaker has the courage to utter publicly. if im a simp because i dont want my wife, dotter, sister, and mother to be raped then i wear the scarlet S. |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: Coral pit mediation Yeah it's good that you're somewhat open minded about this stuff but I'm on my phone and not trying to have an extended convo about this rn, we can do it in another thread sometime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694364) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Chartreuse massive pocket flask seinfeld reference is damning. he considers them peers capable of agency. and i guess he must be jewish too. show has been off the air for 30 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694286) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: Out-of-control trust fund keepsake machete im going to sein in nashville in may with a poaster if anyone wants to say hi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838071&forum_id=2)#49694310) |