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Neighbor shoved another neighbor over dog peeing in yard. Who is right here?
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Date: February 20th, 2026 2:35 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national Neighbor A rents a house in our nice suburban neighborhood. It being a nice suburban neighborood, many people walk their dogs around.
Neighbor A put up a bunch of MAF, YSSF signs in his yard saying "no dogs pooping and peeing here" and "you're on camera." A few other people have signs saying "no pooping" or "be respectful" or "clean up after your dog." Most people have nothing of the sort, and there have not been significant issues with people not cleaning up after their pets. No one else has anything close to what Neighbor A has in terms of anti-dog yard signs.
Neighbor B was walking his dog on the sidewalk in front of Neighbor A's house. The dog stopped to poop or pee (not clear which). Neighbor A rushed out and confronted Neigbor B. Words were exchanged. Neighbor B shoved Neighbor A (possibly to the ground). Neighbor A retreated inside and emailed the neighborhood listserv a scathing rant and a picture of Neighbor B and his dog. Who is right here?
Can Neighbor A justifiably say no dogs pooping and peeing in his yard, within a couple feet of the sidewalk? |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 2:38 PM Author: Disturbing razzle idea he suggested easy. neighbor B. you don't shove someone over your fucking dog peeing in their yard. that's assault. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683228) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: balding gay wizard stage do you mean A?
"Neighbor B shoved Neighbor A (possibly to the ground)" |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: Disturbing razzle idea he suggested whomever initiated the shoving is in the wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683263) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: balding gay wizard stage initiated the conflict or took it physical?
confronting someone for their bad behavior is normal and acceptable. making the conflict physical is unreasonable and assault |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national What was the bad behavoir? Walking a dog on the sidewalk in a suburban neighborhood like millions of other Americans? Not cleaning up dog poop is bad behavoir. Walking a dog who pees in the neighbor's yard, two feet from the sidewalk, is fine and part of living in the suburbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683415) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 7:39 PM Author: shimmering rebellious sanctuary roast beef Made it physical.
Great poast/moniker confusion, Darnell. |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: balding gay wizard stage peeing is hard to prevent and is grudgingly acceptable. pooping should be picked up immediately and completely. a lot of people leave poop in others yards or do a shit job cleaning it up.
if you have non-grass plants (say ornamental shrubs or other plants) that can be harmed by dog pee, it's fine to put up a sign that says "no peeing" and others should respect it.
repeat offenders might find some rat poison left out for their pups. |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: Erotic sapphire indirect expression insane that pet owners are 99% pieces of shit and this is just put up with to an extent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683274) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: marvelous turdskin Unfortunately pet owners see their pets as extensions of themselves, even higher than their own family members. These people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683292) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national Fine for ornamental plants and garden beds, which the homeowner (or in this case, renter--Neighbor A) should put a little fence around so dogs can't get in there.
It goes against societal norms to put up a bunch of ugly, angry signs in your yard that say don't even let your dog pee here, and you're on camera. |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 4:51 PM Author: hateful kink-friendly plaza faggotry People putting out rat poison to kill random neighborhood dogs might disappear without a trace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683469) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683642) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: balding gay wizard stage It's not for random dogs. Just the bad ones and their bad owners
It's not like the owner would be able to figure out where the dog got it |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Crusty Nighttime Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683743) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 7:37 PM Author: Costumed set Very jewish post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683829) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: Erotic sapphire indirect expression put up a fence or stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683270) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683421) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: Canary brunch toilet seat I hate the entitlement of so many dog owners. Just take your mutt to a park or let it out in your own backyard instead letting it piss and shit on other people's property. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683271) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: marvelous turdskin 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683293) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national Interesting you say that. Neighbor A's house is immediately across the street from a park with a nice field where many people let their dogs run around. Now, guess how the dog owners get to said field.
And what entitlement? That dogs should be able to relieve themselves on the grass outside, two feet from the public sidewalk? |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:50 PM Author: Exciting Useless Brakes No they should not. Fuck him and fuck his dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683621) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 6:02 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national You're welcome to hie to a non-dog society if you don't like our dogs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683665) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: infuriating swashbuckling travel guidebook heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684114) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 1:20 PM Author: poppy soggy stock car partner 🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨 🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:07 AM Author: infuriating swashbuckling travel guidebook heaven Not exactly the winning argument that you're imagining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684498) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: bateful mahogany gaping cuckold Neighbor A should have pooped and peed on the dog as a show of dominance
assaulting the owner is not the way |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: dashing milky rigor Depends a bit on the yards and the dog/walker’s behavior. Letting a dog poop 6+ feet into the small grass yard where the homeowner’s children play is a huge dick move. Letting a dog poop in the verge and cleaning it up well, especially if it’s 50 feet from the front of the house, is nbd. Dogs peeing on the mailbox post or in the same spot everyday and killing grass is also dickish.
Guy who initiated violence is in the wrong, obv. |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national I don't think Neighbor A's issue is with any one particular dog or dog owner. I think he doesn't want dogs peeing on his (rented) yard.
I doubt the dog was unreasonably far off the sidewalk and into the yard.
Sure, initiating violence isn't great. But at some point, it's a reasonable response to someone rushing up to you and getting in your face. |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:03 PM Author: awkward philosopher-king locus Right. It'd be one thing if the dog was deep into the guy's lawn. But I assume this is some development where houses are fairly close to one another and people walk their dogs on the sidewalk. In part to exercise the dog and to get out of the house. Demanding that no dog ever piss on the outskirts of your lawn is asinine. It sounds like the faggot was sitting there and watching and hoping for a chance to bitch at someone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683884) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Pea-brained french chef university Dog owner is in the wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683615) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national Why? The societal norm is that it's OK for a dog to relieve itself in the grass near the sidewalk, and the dog walker picks up any solid waste. If you don't like that, don't live in a suburban neighborhoold in a house with a sidewalk in front of it and not front-yard fence or hedges or anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683657) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 7:09 PM Author: Pea-brained french chef university Physically assaulting someone for confronting you about letting your dog relieve itself in his yard, despite it being clear that he doesn't want you to do this is always going to be an L for the dog owner.
No one is entitled to use someone's property in a way they've expressly been told not to, no matter how unchill. |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:04 PM Author: awkward philosopher-king locus Found Neighbor A. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683887) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683999) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:36 PM Author: infuriating swashbuckling travel guidebook heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684119) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Exciting Useless Brakes What kind of dog? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683625) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national Not sure. From the picture attached to the email, some kind of medium-sized border collie or something. Looks like a very good boy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683661) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: Cerise Rehab Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683646) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: Exciting Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683650) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: Cerise Rehab Cuck (woman raising hell at the local homeowners association meeting) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683652) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: Cerise Rehab Cuck you people sound like a bunch of insane fucking women about this, jesus. gas all lawyers
dogshit = not ok. dog piss on grass = who gives a flying fuck?
Neighbor B was in the wrong for shoving the fag, not for what the fag was fagging on about. |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: Exciting Useless Brakes (guy who likes getting pissed on) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683655) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 7:04 PM Author: Adventurous stead factory reset button you ain't pissin' on me, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683785) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 6:05 PM Author: vivacious jet kitty marketing idea From my lived experience I can say that the dog owner is always wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683674) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 6:37 PM Author: Crusty Nighttime Garrison while the whole thing is rather assholish, the shover should not have shoved the guy possibly to the ground, instead he should have collected his dog and walked away, never to return to the edge of that guys lawn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683738) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 7:11 PM Author: impertinent mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683791) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 7:38 PM Author: shimmering rebellious sanctuary roast beef The Dog is correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683834) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: infuriating swashbuckling travel guidebook heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684122) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 7:59 PM Author: awkward philosopher-king locus Neighbor A is lucky that Neighbor B didn't actually kill him. I get wanting people to pick up their dog's shit (obviously), but animals are going to pee. What the fuck can you do. Wild animals will piss and shit in his dumb faggot lawn as well.
Honestly the guy should go back and dump a bucket of shit and piss (and cum) on the guy's front door. |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684001) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: infuriating swashbuckling travel guidebook heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684123) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 11:46 PM Author: vivacious jet kitty marketing idea "What the fuck can you do."
train your fucking mutt is what you can do |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:08 AM Author: infuriating swashbuckling travel guidebook heaven Train them to do what, exactly? Not pee? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684500) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:28 PM Author: awkward philosopher-king locus Look, the edge of the grass next to the sidewalk is going to get peed on from time to time by any number of dogs even if the owner is trying to stop them from doing this. If you live in a development like the one OP is describing, this is going to happen. Most people make an effort to have the dog pee on the grass on the other side of the sidewalk, but we're talking about animals that piss a few drops 10+ times on a walk. Unless the dog took a huge piss on some rare Hot House Flower that for some reason was near the outskirts of his rented lawn in a development, the guy needs to chill the fuck out and is lucky the nigga with the dog was caught lackin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49685913) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:12 PM Author: umber ratface Why is it acceptable to let dogs walk around people's houses? My neighborhood has tons of dog owners and they are always walking them around. It makes my dogs go crazy. Just let your dog run around in your yard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683914) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:35 PM Author: chartreuse affirmative action XOXO: "America has lost its sense of community!"
Also XOXO: "Why are people walking on the sidewalk!" |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:11 PM Author: umber ratface I live on a corner so I have two sidewalks. I don't mind people walking on one sidewalk or the street but there is no reason for them to walk on the other one and make my dogs go crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49683997) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: chartreuse affirmative action It's been a leisure activity and part of life for 4,000 years... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684000) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:21 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national "No not my side sidewalk! Go walk in the street!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684005) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: chartreuse affirmative action "Who is right?"
No one.
The yard guy is a completely trashy idiot. Dog poop is annoying and an eyesore, but signs about dog poop are 50x the eyesore and 100x trashier and low class. Any decent HOA should make him take that shit down.
Dog guy is obviously wrong too - you can't shove people.
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:22 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena national I presume Neighbor B was justified in shoving. If someone storms out of his house ranting and raving and putting a finger in your face, you can shove him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684010) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:42 PM Author: buff heady dilemma RENTERS should know their place and not speak to HOMEOWNERS unless spoken to. He should be beaten with a cane and locked in the neighborhood pillory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684134) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:44 AM Author: house-broken sienna rigpig home Neighbor B is wrong. Instead of shoving the guy, he should have come back at night and taken a massive dump on Neighbor A's lawn. (To be clear, Neighbor should take a dump on the lawn. Not the dog.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684560) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:03 AM Author: infuriating swashbuckling travel guidebook heaven I would rephrase. The dog can also take a dump on the lawn but the key is that the neighbor needs to at a minimum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684584) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 3:55 PM Author: house-broken sienna rigpig home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49685443) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:22 PM Author: exhilarant twinkling uncleanness personal credit line They're all wrong and this is that murder suicide situation like the pa snowmos. Stay way or if it and don't let your dog pee there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836740&forum_id=2)#49684715) |
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