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This Joke Explains Iran Today (The Atlantic)

The agent asks an Iranian: “Are you willing to work fo...
red fragrant mediation pit
  03/04/26
haha wow holy shit people are still running with the "w...
Floppy feces
  03/04/26
the best part is how israeli media and leadership are openly...
Shimmering twisted factory reset button
  03/04/26
"I don't understand, azizam. You say Taylor Swift is pa...
Exciting Haunted Graveyard Stage
  03/04/26
what’s his moniker?
infuriating self-centered parlour depressive
  03/04/26
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red fragrant mediation pit
  03/04/26
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beady-eyed lodge
  03/04/26
Unbelievable
lascivious point sweet tailpipe
  03/04/26


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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: red fragrant mediation pit

The agent asks an Iranian: “Are you willing to work for Israel and the United States to overthrow the Khamenei theocratic regime?”

The Iranian replies: “I am willing!”

The agent says: “That’s awesome! A hundred thousand dollars!”

The Iranian looks troubled, hesitates for a moment, grits his teeth and says: “A hundred thousand it is! But I can’t come up with that much all at once—can I pay in installments?”

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/03/iran-war-humor-people/686223/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2)#49714307)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Floppy feces

haha wow holy shit people are still running with the "we'll be hailed as liberators" shit?

when the war on terror finally ended i thought the silver lining might be that it would be a long time before people would be convinced to enter another foreign boondoggle with such weak justifications. yet here we are!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2)#49714319)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Shimmering twisted factory reset button

the best part is how israeli media and leadership are openly talking about how their goal is to just fuck up iran as much as possible to weaken and destroy their society so that israel can bully them forever

this is while "we" are simultaneously pitching to the "iranian people" that they should "rise up" against their own government and military

sounds like a great deal for them huh? very cool and chill stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2)#49716325)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Exciting Haunted Graveyard Stage

"I don't understand, azizam. You say Taylor Swift is paying me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2)#49714336)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: infuriating self-centered parlour depressive

what’s his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2)#49714340)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: red fragrant mediation pit



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed lodge



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: lascivious point sweet tailpipe

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2)#49716340)