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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
godcow
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
George Jetson
  04/24/26
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insane dyke drama
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
fear of a faggot planet
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
cowgod
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  04/24/26
Link?
cowgod
  04/24/26
https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif
godcow
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
peeface
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
Ass Sunstein
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
peeface
  04/24/26
gen x is not old πŸ˜”
podcat
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
Nazca Redlines
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
Buses
  04/24/26
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sealclubber
  04/24/26
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  04/24/26
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sealclubber
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
Ass Sunstein
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
fear of a faggot planet
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: godcow

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: George Jetson

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: insane dyke drama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: fear of a faggot planet (🧐)

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: cowgod

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: cowgod

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: godcow

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: peeface

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: peeface

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: podcat

gen x is not old πŸ˜”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Buses

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839726)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: fear of a faggot planet (🧐)

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2)#49839738)