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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp

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Opaque scourge upon the earth
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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
hideous gold rigpig market
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LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
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supple massive party of the first part theater stage
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
Coiffed splenetic den
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
Opaque scourge upon the earth
  08/03/21
our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
Coiffed splenetic den
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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amethyst provocative stage mood
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
maroon heaven
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
Glittery crimson native french chef
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180000000000000000000
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember c...
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, p...
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o it's clear brother.
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Sickened exhilarant cuckold idea he suggested

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: House-broken bossy box office



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: hideous gold rigpig market

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: supple massive party of the first part theater stage

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Lime House Cumskin



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: supple massive party of the first part theater stage



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Coiffed splenetic den

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Coiffed splenetic den

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: amethyst provocative stage mood



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Chrome Macaca Stag Film



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: maroon heaven

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Glittery crimson native french chef

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Pearly Bbw Mad-dog Skullcap

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Spectacular sinister base

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Glittery crimson native french chef

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Appetizing slap-happy parlour

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: House-broken bossy box office



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling dull stage

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Appetizing slap-happy parlour



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Appetizing slap-happy parlour



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Awkward Stimulating Hunting Ground Liquid Oxygen

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Awkward Stimulating Hunting Ground Liquid Oxygen

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Awkward Stimulating Hunting Ground Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Awkward Stimulating Hunting Ground Liquid Oxygen

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Opaque scourge upon the earth

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653001)