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comical becky senate
  12/18/25
710K
razzmatazz sadistic doctorate
  12/18/25
lawyer?
comical becky senate
  12/18/25
yea
razzmatazz sadistic doctorate
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
comical becky senate
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
violet histrionic sweet tailpipe
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
aphrodisiac chestnut haunted graveyard
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
violet histrionic sweet tailpipe
  12/18/25
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zombie-like chapel
  12/18/25
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excitant lay
  12/19/25
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Jade Coffee Pot
  12/19/25
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appetizing frisky whorehouse
  12/19/25
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adventurous national
  12/20/25
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Idiotic rough-skinned church people who are hurt
  12/21/25
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thriller tanning salon legend
  12/21/25
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galvanic goyim
  12/21/25
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Free-loading heady gay wizard tank
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Clear orchestra pit faggotry
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
comical becky senate
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Clear orchestra pit faggotry
  12/18/25
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excitant lay
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Red windowlicker base
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
navy exhilarant lettuce friendly grandma
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Red windowlicker base
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
comical becky senate
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
medicated 180 telephone trailer park
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Red windowlicker base
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Walnut abnormal sandwich
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Walnut abnormal sandwich
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Walnut abnormal sandwich
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Drab gaping voyeur
  12/18/25
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razzmatazz sadistic doctorate
  12/18/25
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passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison
  12/19/25
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Primrose Hall Nowag
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
excitant lay
  12/19/25
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Diverse bawdyhouse legal warrant
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Walnut abnormal sandwich
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Bateful slap-happy principal's office karate
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Maize Fortuitous Meteor
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
excitant lay
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Khaki french space pozpig
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
excitant lay
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Big very tactful gaming laptop field
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
know-it-all electric milk alpha
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Exciting business firm preventive strike
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Drab gaping voyeur
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Haunting locale
  12/18/25
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Sable bisexual roast beef
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
comical becky senate
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
comical becky senate
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Walnut abnormal sandwich
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
tantric persian mexican
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
tantric persian mexican
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Maroon wonderful station
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Soggy Pistol
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
tantric persian mexican
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
dull razzle-dazzle reading party
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
excitant lay
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Maroon wonderful station
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
dull razzle-dazzle reading party
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
dull razzle-dazzle reading party
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Maroon wonderful station
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Idiotic rough-skinned church people who are hurt
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Grizzly fluffy school place of business
  12/22/25
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Grizzly fluffy school place of business
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Grizzly fluffy school place of business
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
dull razzle-dazzle reading party
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Drab gaping voyeur
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
Sable bisexual roast beef
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Drab gaping voyeur
  12/18/25
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appetizing frisky whorehouse
  12/19/25
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excitant lay
  12/19/25
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Grizzly fluffy school place of business
  12/22/25
not enough.
passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison
  12/18/25
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motley lilac fanboi
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Sooty Antidepressant Drug Site
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Walnut abnormal sandwich
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
violet histrionic sweet tailpipe
  12/18/25
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Insecure Crackhouse
  12/18/25
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Big very tactful gaming laptop field
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Sooty Antidepressant Drug Site
  12/19/25
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Lime feces box office
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
claret overrated scourge upon the earth native
  12/18/25
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zombie-like chapel
  12/18/25
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passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison
  12/18/25
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cocky white menage
  12/20/25
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galvanic goyim
  12/21/25
-$184K
talented indirect expression death wish
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
impressive fragrant public bath stain
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
spectacular zippy yarmulke
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Jade Coffee Pot
  12/19/25
low-200s
startling fat ankles
  12/18/25
0
hairraiser water buffalo juggernaut
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Sapphire theater stage dingle berry
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
self-absorbed library
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Trip forum
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
cerise immigrant
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Trip forum
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Free-loading heady gay wizard tank
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
cerise immigrant
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
know-it-all electric milk alpha
  12/19/25
thank you
cerise immigrant
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Milky sick marketing idea genital piercing
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
supple green parlour
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Talking stead puppy
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Filthy area turdskin
  12/19/25
what happened
Jade Coffee Pot
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Filthy area turdskin
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
appetizing frisky whorehouse
  12/19/25
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comical becky senate
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Rebellious Light Pit Kitty Cat
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
Diverse bawdyhouse legal warrant
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
nudist irate theater
  12/20/25
~$900k
Khaki french space pozpig
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
cyan flickering hissy fit ceo
  12/19/25
Wow.
motley lilac fanboi
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
cyan flickering hissy fit ceo
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
cyan flickering hissy fit ceo
  12/19/25
lol
contagious pearl selfie
  12/19/25
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passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
know-it-all electric milk alpha
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
boyish theatre useless brakes
  12/19/25
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know-it-all electric milk alpha
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Soggy Pistol
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Narrow-minded aromatic temple dragon
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Beady-eyed harsh location affirmative action
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Narrow-minded aromatic temple dragon
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
boyish theatre useless brakes
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Free-loading heady gay wizard tank
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
cocky white menage
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
impertinent range
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Self-centered razzle dilemma corn cake
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
impertinent range
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Trip forum
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
impertinent range
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
razzmatazz sadistic doctorate
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Grizzly fluffy school place of business
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
impertinent range
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Sooty Antidepressant Drug Site
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Self-centered razzle dilemma corn cake
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
motley lilac fanboi
  12/20/25
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comical becky senate
  12/20/25
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razzmatazz sadistic doctorate
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
adventurous national
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
self-absorbed library
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Slimy church building police squad
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Slimy church building police squad
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Slimy church building police squad
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Floppy address
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Marvelous Plum Roommate
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Floppy address
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
comical becky senate
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Floppy address
  12/21/25
...
Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Narrow-minded aromatic temple dragon
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Bateful slap-happy principal's office karate
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
concupiscible messiness rehab
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Maroon wonderful station
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Maroon wonderful station
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
comical becky senate
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Maroon wonderful station
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
comical becky senate
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Maroon wonderful station
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
comical becky senate
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Maroon wonderful station
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
comical becky senate
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Maroon wonderful station
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
comical becky senate
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Maroon wonderful station
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
Bright insanely creepy indian lodge toaster
  12/21/25
...
thriller tanning salon legend
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Nofapping lascivious famous landscape painting new version
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
soul-stirring costumed nibblets
  12/21/25
180 last note
dull razzle-dazzle reading party
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Marvelous Plum Roommate
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Maroon wonderful station
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Maroon wonderful station
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
navy exhilarant lettuce friendly grandma
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Marvelous Plum Roommate
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
jet kitty degenerate
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
beta hell jewess
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
galvanic goyim
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
razzmatazz sadistic doctorate
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Narrow-minded aromatic temple dragon
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
jet kitty degenerate
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
motley lilac fanboi
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
razzmatazz sadistic doctorate
  12/23/25
cap gains
Soggy Pistol
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
razzmatazz sadistic doctorate
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
motley lilac fanboi
  12/25/25
~$500k
concupiscible messiness rehab
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: comical becky senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519900)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz sadistic doctorate

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: comical becky senate

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz sadistic doctorate

yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519925)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: comical becky senate

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: violet histrionic sweet tailpipe

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chestnut haunted graveyard

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: violet histrionic sweet tailpipe

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: zombie-like chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520500)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: excitant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522136)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Jade Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522234)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: appetizing frisky whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522244)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: adventurous national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524723)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Idiotic rough-skinned church people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528367)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: thriller tanning salon legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528449)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: galvanic goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528567)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Free-loading heady gay wizard tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531910)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Clear orchestra pit faggotry

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519929)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: comical becky senate

Trash or legal fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519933)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Clear orchestra pit faggotry

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520159)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: excitant lay



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Red windowlicker base

$130k in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519936)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: navy exhilarant lettuce friendly grandma

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519937)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Red windowlicker base

AssociaTTTe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520075)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: comical becky senate

why dont you go solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: medicated 180 telephone trailer park

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522472)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Red windowlicker base

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Walnut abnormal sandwich

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Walnut abnormal sandwich

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Walnut abnormal sandwich

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Drab gaping voyeur

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz sadistic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Primrose Hall Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: excitant lay

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Diverse bawdyhouse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Walnut abnormal sandwich

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Bateful slap-happy principal's office karate

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Maize Fortuitous Meteor

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: excitant lay

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Khaki french space pozpig

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: excitant lay

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Big very tactful gaming laptop field

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: know-it-all electric milk alpha

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Exciting business firm preventive strike

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Drab gaping voyeur

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Haunting locale

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Sable bisexual roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: comical becky senate

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: comical becky senate

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Walnut abnormal sandwich

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: tantric persian mexican

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: tantric persian mexican

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Maroon wonderful station

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Soggy Pistol

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: tantric persian mexican

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: dull razzle-dazzle reading party

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: excitant lay

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Maroon wonderful station

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: dull razzle-dazzle reading party

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: dull razzle-dazzle reading party

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Maroon wonderful station

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Idiotic rough-skinned church people who are hurt

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Grizzly fluffy school place of business

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Grizzly fluffy school place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Grizzly fluffy school place of business

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: dull razzle-dazzle reading party

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Drab gaping voyeur

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sable bisexual roast beef

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Drab gaping voyeur

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: appetizing frisky whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: excitant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Grizzly fluffy school place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: motley lilac fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Sooty Antidepressant Drug Site

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Walnut abnormal sandwich

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: violet histrionic sweet tailpipe

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Insecure Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Big very tactful gaming laptop field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Sooty Antidepressant Drug Site

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Lime feces box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: claret overrated scourge upon the earth native

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: zombie-like chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: cocky white menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: galvanic goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: talented indirect expression death wish

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: impressive fragrant public bath stain

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: spectacular zippy yarmulke

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Jade Coffee Pot

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: startling fat ankles

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: hairraiser water buffalo juggernaut

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Sapphire theater stage dingle berry

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: self-absorbed library

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Trip forum

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: cerise immigrant

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Trip forum

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Free-loading heady gay wizard tank

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: cerise immigrant

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: know-it-all electric milk alpha

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cerise immigrant

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Milky sick marketing idea genital piercing

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: supple green parlour

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Talking stead puppy

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Filthy area turdskin

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Jade Coffee Pot

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Filthy area turdskin

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: appetizing frisky whorehouse

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: comical becky senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Rebellious Light Pit Kitty Cat

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Diverse bawdyhouse legal warrant

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: nudist irate theater

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Khaki french space pozpig

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: cyan flickering hissy fit ceo

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: motley lilac fanboi

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: cyan flickering hissy fit ceo

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: cyan flickering hissy fit ceo

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: contagious pearl selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: passionate disrespectful masturbator garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: know-it-all electric milk alpha

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: boyish theatre useless brakes

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: know-it-all electric milk alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Soggy Pistol

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Narrow-minded aromatic temple dragon

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed harsh location affirmative action

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Narrow-minded aromatic temple dragon

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: boyish theatre useless brakes

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Free-loading heady gay wizard tank

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: cocky white menage

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: impertinent range

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Self-centered razzle dilemma corn cake

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: impertinent range

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Trip forum

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: impertinent range

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz sadistic doctorate

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Grizzly fluffy school place of business

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: impertinent range

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Sooty Antidepressant Drug Site

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Self-centered razzle dilemma corn cake

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: motley lilac fanboi

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: comical becky senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz sadistic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: adventurous national

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: self-absorbed library

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Slimy church building police squad

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Slimy church building police squad

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Slimy church building police squad

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Floppy address

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Marvelous Plum Roommate

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Floppy address

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: comical becky senate

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Floppy address

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Narrow-minded aromatic temple dragon

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Bateful slap-happy principal's office karate

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: concupiscible messiness rehab

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Maroon wonderful station

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Maroon wonderful station

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: comical becky senate

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Maroon wonderful station

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: comical becky senate

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Maroon wonderful station

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: comical becky senate

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Maroon wonderful station

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: comical becky senate

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Maroon wonderful station

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: comical becky senate

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Maroon wonderful station

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Bright insanely creepy indian lodge toaster

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: thriller tanning salon legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Nofapping lascivious famous landscape painting new version

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring costumed nibblets

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: dull razzle-dazzle reading party

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Marvelous Plum Roommate

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Maroon wonderful station

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Violent Keepsake Machete

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Maroon wonderful station

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: navy exhilarant lettuce friendly grandma

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Plum Roommate

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: jet kitty degenerate

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: beta hell jewess

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: galvanic goyim

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz sadistic doctorate

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Narrow-minded aromatic temple dragon

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: jet kitty degenerate

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: motley lilac fanboi

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz sadistic doctorate

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Soggy Pistol

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz sadistic doctorate

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: motley lilac fanboi

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: concupiscible messiness rehab

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49538879)