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9th circuit rules that nude all-womens korean spa must allow flopping penises

facts: conservative religious korean community has a female-...
Kenneth Play
  03/14/26
denies rehearing en banc https://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datast...
Kenneth Play
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van DYKE doesnt like swinging dicks
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original 3 judge panel opinion from earlier. circuit judge ...
Kenneth Play
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McKeown, majority. Olympus Spa, et al. v. Armstrong, et...
Kenneth Play
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> That language makes us sound like juveniles, not judges...
'"'''''''''''''"'
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the majesty of the law! get out of here if you are lacking i...
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HALFORD, J., concurring, in favor of GIANT FUCKSTICKS
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Performative Social Interactions
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Kenneth Play
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things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
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my penis won't be flopping, i assure you
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Libs?
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"You may think that swinging dicks shouldn’t appe...
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Okay, I lol'd
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they 100% voted for this
tancredi marchiolo
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tp.
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they totally did! but you can't violate the constitutional r...
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OWENS, Circuit Judge, joined by FORREST, Circuit Judge, resp...
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that's the full concurrence tp
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

facts: conservative religious korean community has a female-only spa, where women as young as 13 are nude together while bathing communally. their policy is they will let in trans women who've had surgery, but no visible swinging penises (so if you haven't had the surgery, you can't enter).

original 3 judge panel rules for plaintiff. court denies rehearing en banc yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743249)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

denies rehearing en banc https://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/opinions/2026/03/12/23-4031.pdf

trump appointee vandyke (oklahoma state --> harvard law)

starts his dissent as follows, talking about swinging dicks, "woke" regulators, and complicit judges:

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Olympus Spa, et al. v. Armstrong, et al., No. 23-4031

VANDYKE, Circuit Judge, dissenting from the denial of rehearing en banc:

This is a case about swinging dicks. The Christian owners of Olympus Spa—a traditional Korean, women-only, nude spa—understandably don’t want them in their spa. Their female employees and female clients don’t want them in their spa either. But Washington State insists on them. And now so does the Ninth Circuit.

You may think that swinging dicks shouldn’t appear in a judicial opinion. You’re not wrong. But as much as you might understandably be shocked and displeased to merely encounter that phrase in this opinion, I hope we all can agree that it is far more jarring for the unsuspecting and exposed women at Olympus Spa—some as young as thirteen—to be visually assaulted by the real thing.

Sometimes, it feels like the supposed adults in the room have collectively lost their minds. Woke regulators and complicit judges seem entirely willing, even eager, to ignore the consequences that their Frankenstein social experiments impose on real women and young girls. Yet if harmful and unfortunate consequences were all this case was about, we’d have to shrug and say: “That’s what comes with living in a democracy.” Unless the Constitution is implicated, we get what we voted for “good and hard.”1

1 H.L. MENCKEN, A LITTLE BOOK IN C MAJOR 19 (John Lane Co., 1916)

(“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and

deserve to get it good and hard.”).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743258)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.::,,.:,,.,,:,:...,,:,........:..,.::


van DYKE doesnt like swinging dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743349)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

original 3 judge panel opinion from earlier. circuit judge kenneth lee wrote a fine, quieter dissent

https://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/opinions/2025/05/29/23-4031.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743259)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

McKeown, majority.

Olympus Spa, et al. v. Armstrong, et al., No. 23-4031

McKEOWN, Senior Circuit Judge, joined by MURGUIA, Chief Judge,

HAWKINS, S.R. THOMAS, GRABER, FLETCHER, PAEZ, BERZON,

CLIFTON, BYBEE, and HURWITZ, Senior Circuit Judges, WARDLAW,

GOULD, RAWLINSON, M. SMITH, CHRISTEN, NGUYEN, FRIEDLAND,

MILLER, KOH, SUNG, SANCHEZ, H.A. THOMAS, MENDOZA, DESAI,

JOHNSTONE, and DE ALBA, Circuit Judges, respecting the denial of rehearing

en banc:

The American legal system has long been regarded as a place to resolve disputes in a dignified and civil manner or, as Justice O’Connor put it, to “disagree without being disagreeable.”1 It is not a place for vulgar barroom talk. Nor is it a place to suggest that fellow judges have “collectively lost their minds,” or that they are “woke judges[]” “complicit” in a scheme to harm ordinary Americans. That language makes us sound like juveniles, not judges, and it undermines public trust in the courts. The lead dissent’s use of such coarse language and invective may make for publicity or entertainment value, but it has no place in a judicial opinion. The lead dissent ignores ordinary principles of dignity and civility and demeans this court. Neither the parties nor the panel dissent found it necessary to invoke such crude and vitriolic language. Decorum and collegiality demand more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743299)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: '"'''''''''''''"'

> That language makes us sound like juveniles, not judges, and it undermines public trust in the courts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743397)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

the majesty of the law! get out of here if you are lacking in decorum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743634)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743638)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
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HALFORD, J., concurring, in favor of GIANT FUCKSTICKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743387)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Performative Social Interactions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743553)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:18 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743630)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743635)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:20 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743639)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: peeface

my penis won't be flopping, i assure you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743396)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:30 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743398)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743425)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:35 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743426)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743623)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:17 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743628)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:36 PM
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Libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743432)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:18 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743631)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

"You may think that swinging dicks shouldn’t appear in a judicial opinion."

I actually don't think this at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743641)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743643)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743662)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:31 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743663)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Mideast Petroleum Attacked (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743670)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:33 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743671)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo

they 100% voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743647)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743650)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

they totally did! but you can't violate the constitutional rights of the spa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743666)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:32 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743668)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

OWENS, Circuit Judge, joined by FORREST, Circuit Judge, respecting the denial of rehearing en banc:

Regarding the dissenting opinion of Judge VanDyke: We are better than this. [that's the full concurrence]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743661)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

that's the full concurrence tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2)#49743665)