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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
trip painfully honest halford
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
Adulterous famous landscape painting
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Shipley was asking for it.
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: stirring impertinent crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: talking vivacious center

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: white cumskin digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: contagious kink-friendly son of senegal mad-dog skullcap

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: trip painfully honest halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Nighttime razzle-dazzle therapy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Adulterous famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Jade Orchestra Pit Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Grizzly Adventurous Tank

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: aromatic pit death wish

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: trip painfully honest halford

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: fantasy-prone dull theatre elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: trip painfully honest halford

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: white cumskin digit ratio

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: trip painfully honest halford

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Aqua thriller church

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Bateful cruise ship messiness

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: heady wild pistol pervert

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Adulterous famous landscape painting

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Grizzly Adventurous Tank

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: cracking dun incel

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Adulterous famous landscape painting

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: aromatic pit death wish

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: talking vivacious center

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: titillating nursing home

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: arousing bespoke public bath

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: white cumskin digit ratio

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Saffron hall

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: mint razzle gas station quadroon

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: demanding soul-stirring library turdskin

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: mint razzle gas station quadroon

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: demanding soul-stirring library turdskin

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: jet excitant stock car

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: mint razzle gas station quadroon

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Stubborn black woman

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: talking vivacious center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: titillating nursing home

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Violent Beady-eyed Fanboi

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Violent Beady-eyed Fanboi

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Violent Beady-eyed Fanboi

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Nudist Metal Piazza Karate

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: glittery yapping temple

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Violent Beady-eyed Fanboi

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Buff ceo

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Curious Striped Hyena Range

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Olive New Version

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Vermilion 180 Brunch

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Grizzly Adventurous Tank

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: white cumskin digit ratio

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Diverse lay gaming laptop

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899877)