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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
henna cumskin
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
henna cumskin
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
henna cumskin
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
henna cumskin
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
henna cumskin
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
henna cumskin
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
henna cumskin
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
henna cumskin
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
henna cumskin
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Shaky center party of the first part
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
  05/22/26
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sooty step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Ruddy base indirect expression
  05/22/26
Colt
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spectacular adulterous boiling water
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Disco Fries
dull cerebral laser beams theater stage
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
red lodge becky
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
wonderful jade gunner
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Aromatic Theatre
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
wonderful jade gunner
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
sooty step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
wonderful jade gunner
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Spruce hall internal respiration
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
honey-headed mildly autistic shrine police squad
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
rose juggernaut
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Trip whorehouse idea he suggested
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
dull cerebral laser beams theater stage
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
exhilarant gaped rigor state
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Trip whorehouse idea he suggested
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
red lodge becky
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Shaky center party of the first part
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razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
puce aphrodisiac multi-billionaire faggot firefighter
  05/23/26
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razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
indecent greedy jewess hell
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
sooty step-uncle's house
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Concupiscible rusted corner
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
awkward cordovan range
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Concupiscible rusted corner
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Amazing 🐶
awkward cordovan range
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Concupiscible rusted corner
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Slippery doobsian wagecucks clown
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
  05/22/26
lol
Shaky center party of the first part
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
puce aphrodisiac multi-billionaire faggot firefighter
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Talented Affirmative Action Goyim
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Talented Affirmative Action Goyim
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Link?
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Talented Affirmative Action Goyim
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Talented Affirmative Action Goyim
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
narrow-minded khaki theater marketing idea
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Killself seems appropriate
emerald public bath
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Vigorous canary sweet tailpipe tanning salon
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Shipley was asking for it.
razzmatazz nofapping stead azn
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AI
dull cerebral laser beams theater stage
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
sooty step-uncle's house
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
insane topaz national background story
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: henna cumskin

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: henna cumskin

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: henna cumskin

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: henna cumskin

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: henna cumskin

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: henna cumskin

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: henna cumskin

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: henna cumskin

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: henna cumskin

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#50059489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Shaky center party of the first part

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: sooty step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Ruddy base indirect expression

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: wonderful jade gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Heady queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Trip whorehouse idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: spectacular adulterous boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: dull cerebral laser beams theater stage

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: red lodge becky

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: wonderful jade gunner

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: wonderful jade gunner

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: sooty step-uncle's house

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: wonderful jade gunner

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Spruce hall internal respiration

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: honey-headed mildly autistic shrine police squad

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: rose juggernaut

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Trip whorehouse idea he suggested

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: dull cerebral laser beams theater stage

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: exhilarant gaped rigor state

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Trip whorehouse idea he suggested

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: red lodge becky

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Shaky center party of the first part

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: puce aphrodisiac multi-billionaire faggot firefighter

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: indecent greedy jewess hell

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: sooty step-uncle's house

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling nubile private investor spot

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible rusted corner

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: awkward cordovan range

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible rusted corner

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: awkward cordovan range

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: electric address

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible rusted corner

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Slippery doobsian wagecucks clown

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Shaky center party of the first part

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: puce aphrodisiac multi-billionaire faggot firefighter

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Talented Affirmative Action Goyim

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Talented Affirmative Action Goyim

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Talented Affirmative Action Goyim

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: pearl titillating round eye pocket flask

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: aqua angry tank quadroon

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Talented Affirmative Action Goyim

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded khaki theater marketing idea

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: emerald public bath

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Vigorous canary sweet tailpipe tanning salon

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping stead azn

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: dull cerebral laser beams theater stage

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: sooty step-uncle's house

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: insane topaz national background story

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2)#49899877)