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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Henna aromatic field
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vivacious sadistic locus
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Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Henna aromatic field
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Henna aromatic field
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Henna aromatic field
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lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
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filthy turdskin
  06/25/12
Jesus
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literally rofling
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  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
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  08/27/21
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  09/16/22
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Henna aromatic field
  06/25/12
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filthy turdskin
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
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  06/25/12
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jet hairraiser regret hominid
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
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  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
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  08/02/12
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Saffron Fear-inspiring Cuckold
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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  06/25/14
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  06/25/12
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  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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  06/25/12
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how does he do it?
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Saffron Fear-inspiring Cuckold
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Henna aromatic field
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Saffron Fear-inspiring Cuckold
  06/27/12
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  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Henna aromatic field
  08/02/12
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  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
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"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
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Henna aromatic field
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another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Frozen nursing home
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
seedy kitty
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
seedy kitty
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
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Henna aromatic field
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Saffron Fear-inspiring Cuckold
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Alcoholic corn cake menage
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Passionate hilarious gunner faggot firefighter
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Alcoholic corn cake menage
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johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Domesticated associate multi-billionaire
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Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
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LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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  06/26/26
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  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Henna aromatic field

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Rebellious hospital laser beams

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: vivacious sadistic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Henna aromatic field

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Henna aromatic field

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Henna aromatic field

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Henna aromatic field

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: jet hairraiser regret hominid

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: filthy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: free-loading sandwich bbw

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Mahogany glittery mental disorder

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Frozen nursing home

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Nighttime stag film legend

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Twinkling stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Alcoholic corn cake menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored native marketing idea

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Domesticated associate multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: bistre deranged locale hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Bronze psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: provocative pistol faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: provocative pistol faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: diverse state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: know-it-all exhilarant azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Salmon foreskin

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Henna aromatic field

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: filthy turdskin

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: filthy turdskin

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: jet hairraiser regret hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: motley opaque sex offender electric furnace

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: seedy kitty

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Saffron Fear-inspiring Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Curious Fat Ankles Selfie

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Irate jewess parlor

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: filthy turdskin

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz ape crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: filthy turdskin

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: seedy kitty

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Passionate hilarious gunner faggot firefighter

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Henna aromatic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: pearl fluffy site background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Cocky depressive dog poop

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Saffron Fear-inspiring Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: crusty step-uncle's house antidepressant drug

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Henna aromatic field

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: impressive masturbator genital piercing

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Henna aromatic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Saffron Fear-inspiring Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Overrated vigorous temple

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Henna aromatic field

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: lemon shitlib

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: claret odious scourge upon the earth gay wizard

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Henna aromatic field

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Henna aromatic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Frozen nursing home

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: seedy kitty

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: seedy kitty

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: charismatic dead digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Henna aromatic field

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Titillating Cumskin Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: seedy kitty

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: claret odious scourge upon the earth gay wizard

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Henna aromatic field

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: seedy kitty

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Floppy crystalline sweet tailpipe round eye

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: seedy kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: charismatic dead digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: coral irradiated public bath

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: charismatic dead digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Henna aromatic field

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Alcoholic corn cake menage

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: seedy kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Saffron Fear-inspiring Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Alcoholic corn cake menage

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Passionate hilarious gunner faggot firefighter

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Alcoholic corn cake menage

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Domesticated associate multi-billionaire

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Passionate hilarious gunner faggot firefighter

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: massive pervert

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Saffron Fear-inspiring Cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Saffron Fear-inspiring Cuckold

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Saffron Fear-inspiring Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Saffron Fear-inspiring Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Talented misanthropic spot rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Tan potus generalized bond

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Domesticated associate multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: abusive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Bespoke lettuce location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Bespoke lettuce location

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: orange queen of the night milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: sick hunting ground

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: seedy kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Milky travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Unholy mad-dog skullcap

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Big puce mother sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: comical school cafeteria boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: aqua gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: bearded honey-headed internal respiration

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Lake metal degenerate

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Milky travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: seedy kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Milky travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible zombie-like french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Overrated vigorous temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: zippy idiot goyim

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Learning disabled orchestra pit

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Black Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Overrated vigorous temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: idiotic drab patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Vibrant unhinged pit community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Flesh wagecucks address

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Insane Dull Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lodge new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: know-it-all exhilarant azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: high-end blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Hateful Territorial School Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964828)