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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Electric trailer park sound barrier
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Beady-eyed copper lodge
  07/09/12
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swashbuckling travel guidebook
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
onyx talented juggernaut
  07/09/12
Are you male?
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
onyx talented juggernaut
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
onyx talented juggernaut
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Emerald voyeur base
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Emerald voyeur base
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
stirring hairy legs stage
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
stirring hairy legs stage
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
stirring hairy legs stage
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
cordovan site
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Burgundy mother address
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
federal vivacious persian
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Splenetic turdskin water buffalo
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
diverse mexican
  07/09/12
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swashbuckling travel guidebook
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
onyx talented juggernaut
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/09/12
stfu
diverse mexican
  07/09/12
180
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  07/09/12
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  07/13/12
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Light alcoholic tanning salon roommate
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Big-titted Thriller Knife Market
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
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  07/09/12
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  07/04/19
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  07/13/12
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Cyan center dysfunction
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Sadistic dingle berry university
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
excitant puppy
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
boyish gaping gunner
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
excitant puppy
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
histrionic frisky queen of the night
  03/04/25
lol kike
Light alcoholic tanning salon roommate
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Provocative ruby bawdyhouse
  07/04/19
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flushed underhanded becky abode
  08/10/22
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poppy violent whorehouse skinny woman
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Salmon corner
  07/24/24
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Angry Area Patrolman
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
supple rigpig
  09/22/24
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histrionic frisky queen of the night
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Electric trailer park sound barrier

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed copper lodge

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling travel guidebook



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: onyx talented juggernaut

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: onyx talented juggernaut

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: onyx talented juggernaut

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Emerald voyeur base

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Emerald voyeur base

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: stirring hairy legs stage

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: stirring hairy legs stage

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: stirring hairy legs stage

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: cordovan site

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Burgundy mother address

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: federal vivacious persian

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Splenetic turdskin water buffalo

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: diverse mexican

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: onyx talented juggernaut

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: diverse mexican

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Sable cowardly fanboi garrison

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: flickering duck-like dog poop rigor



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Light alcoholic tanning salon roommate



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Big-titted Thriller Knife Market

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Big-titted Thriller Knife Market

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Cyan center dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Cyan center dysfunction



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Sadistic dingle berry university

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: excitant puppy

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: boyish gaping gunner

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: excitant puppy

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: histrionic frisky queen of the night

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Light alcoholic tanning salon roommate

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Provocative ruby bawdyhouse

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: flushed underhanded becky abode



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: poppy violent whorehouse skinny woman



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Salmon corner

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Angry Area Patrolman



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: supple rigpig

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: histrionic frisky queen of the night



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Motley sexy rehab

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2)#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: trip claret toaster location



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