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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
lavender water buffalo church
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
stubborn exciting native
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
lavender water buffalo church
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
stubborn exciting native
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
lavender water buffalo church
  10/03/12
dat racis
arousing indigo abode pozpig
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Irradiated headpube station
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
Excitant codepig
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
awkward french chef
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
Chestnut Athletic Conference Chapel
  10/11/12
180
magenta haunted graveyard fanboi
  10/22/12
jesus....
vengeful copper digit ratio
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Buck-toothed Boyish Temple
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Buck-toothed Boyish Temple
  12/22/15
still glad
Buck-toothed Boyish Temple
  05/30/16
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Fear-inspiring piazza
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/03/12
prescient
stubborn exciting native
  10/30/12
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stubborn exciting native
  07/08/13
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bearded bipolar boistinker
  10/20/14
lol
comical french candlestick maker
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
domesticated school cafeteria sex offender
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
Cyan medicated bawdyhouse depressive
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
embarrassed to the bone wrinkle
  10/31/12
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Ruddy histrionic casino masturbator
  12/18/15
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heady dun indian lodge
  03/07/17
The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
territorial parlor
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
chrome principal's office circlehead
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
Carmine Step-uncle's House
  12/09/12
haha ty
contagious people who are hurt crackhouse
  12/27/12
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Apoplectic laughsome theatre
  05/25/23
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Apoplectic laughsome theatre
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
charismatic potus filthpig
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
Cyan medicated bawdyhouse depressive
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
self-centered big-titted brunch old irish cottage
  10/04/12
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Rambunctious stain
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Pale sweet tailpipe faggotry
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Vibrant Range Partner
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/11/12
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Pale sweet tailpipe faggotry
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
Supple forum
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/22/12
180
confused jet-lagged nowag
  11/10/12
this was underrated
Blathering double fault
  11/17/13
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Fishy institution tattoo
  03/08/17
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Odious internet-worthy doctorate
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
Vigorous drunken kitty
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
galvanic stage personal credit line
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/22/12
lol
Fear-inspiring piazza
  10/23/12
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iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/30/12
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Exhilarant goyim
  11/10/12
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iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
stubborn exciting native
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
stubborn exciting native
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
stubborn exciting native
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
slate marvelous orchestra pit main people
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/30/12
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chartreuse mind-boggling cumskin
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Rambunctious stain
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/31/12
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iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
burgundy balding site
  10/31/12
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confused jet-lagged nowag
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse
  11/10/12
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rose cracking pervert
  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
plum knife
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
Mustard new version
  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  11/02/12
...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
stubborn exciting native
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  11/04/12
RIP brother
stubborn exciting native
  03/07/17
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magenta haunted graveyard fanboi
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Exhilarant goyim
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Exhilarant goyim
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Exhilarant goyim
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Exhilarant goyim
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Exhilarant goyim
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Exhilarant goyim
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Exhilarant goyim
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Exhilarant goyim
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
Twisted Property
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
lavender water buffalo church
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
Vigorous drunken kitty
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
glittery point
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
lemon titillating theater stage
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Exhilarant goyim
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
stubborn exciting native
  12/04/12
...
Trip gay death wish theater
  12/04/12
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Bateful prole
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
Honey-headed beady-eyed private investor travel guidebook
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
Cyan medicated bawdyhouse depressive
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
curious submissive space
  12/05/12
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dashing locus regret
  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
White center
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
Excitant codepig
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
Wild indecent national faggot firefighter
  12/05/12
...
Exhilarant goyim
  12/09/12
Lies
Zippy Library Voyeur
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
Exhilarant goyim
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
spectacular nofapping affirmative action
  12/09/12
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electric angry business firm
  12/09/12
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confused jet-lagged nowag
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
Carmine Step-uncle's House
  12/09/12
180.
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  12/09/12
lol
Stimulating orange location
  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
Onyx seedy mood box office
  10/20/14
This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
Lake toaster
  12/16/12
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soul-stirring saffron stage pistol
  05/14/21
brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
stubborn exciting native
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  01/12/13
Update?
Apoplectic laughsome theatre
  02/04/13
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Concupiscible gaping elastic band
  02/08/13
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Apoplectic laughsome theatre
  02/08/13
Second page!?
Supple forum
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
Apoplectic laughsome theatre
  04/16/13
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Bateful prole
  05/07/13
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flatulent aqua jewess
  06/24/13
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rose cracking pervert
  06/25/13
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adventurous translucent dragon
  07/08/13
Has the hippo tired?
Avocado Motley Corner
  07/08/13
update?
idiotic racy whorehouse
  08/16/13
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iridescent cocky trailer park ratface
  08/17/13
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Splenetic pontificating volcanic crater friendly grandma
  10/07/13
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Cordovan razzle patrolman
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
unhinged drab resort genital piercing
  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
Vivacious Dog Poop
  11/17/13
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Odious internet-worthy doctorate
  11/17/13
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adventurous translucent dragon
  12/11/13
Any updates?
Black Diverse Rehab Hairy Legs
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passionate organic girlfriend
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Blathering double fault
  03/11/14
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magenta haunted graveyard fanboi
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Apoplectic laughsome theatre
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
amethyst lettuce nursing home
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spectacular nofapping affirmative action
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
Avocado Motley Corner
  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
chartreuse mind-boggling cumskin
  02/12/15
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Apoplectic laughsome theatre
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
chartreuse mind-boggling cumskin
  02/12/15
lets do this
White center
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
Thriller Newt Striped Hyena
  02/12/15
gots to get mine ofs
Zippy Library Voyeur
  02/12/15
180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
Thriller Newt Striped Hyena
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Black Diverse Rehab Hairy Legs
  07/16/15
days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
Big Umber Hall
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Beta Cuckold Associate
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bearded bipolar boistinker
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180
Ruddy histrionic casino masturbator
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lime maniacal becky hominid
  12/22/15
This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
180 magical trust fund
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Odious internet-worthy doctorate
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Cowardly Bbw Corn Cake
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Apoplectic laughsome theatre
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confused jet-lagged nowag
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provocative halford lay
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Apoplectic laughsome theatre
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cerebral mint house black woman
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Hippocampus Blasey ford bump
Beta Cuckold Associate
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carnelian metal hell kitty cat
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Excitant codepig
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impertinent floppy cruise ship
  01/05/20
Update?
Splenetic pontificating volcanic crater friendly grandma
  03/03/21
His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
Free-loading Hairraiser University Ceo
  03/20/21
the latest?
Apoplectic laughsome theatre
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
impertinent floppy cruise ship
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Apoplectic laughsome theatre
  03/20/21
update?
Apoplectic laughsome theatre
  05/14/21
The hippo has not yet tired
mentally impaired stirring windowlicker gas station
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Wonderful green fortuitous meteor
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He impregnated the hippo
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Apoplectic laughsome theatre
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Bat shit crazy fragrant weed whacker school
  03/12/22
somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work...
Ivory Roommate
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Apoplectic laughsome theatre
  03/30/22
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Cordovan razzle patrolman
  10/18/22
I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, n...
Cyan medicated bawdyhouse depressive
  10/18/22
Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a s...
Cordovan razzle patrolman
  10/18/22
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Apoplectic laughsome theatre
  10/18/22
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Cyan medicated bawdyhouse depressive
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OP died
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: lavender water buffalo church

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: stubborn exciting native

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: lavender water buffalo church

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: stubborn exciting native

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: lavender water buffalo church

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: arousing indigo abode pozpig

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Irradiated headpube station

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Excitant codepig

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: awkward french chef

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Chestnut Athletic Conference Chapel

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: magenta haunted graveyard fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: vengeful copper digit ratio

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Boyish Temple

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Boyish Temple

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Boyish Temple

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring piazza



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: stubborn exciting native

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: stubborn exciting native



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: bearded bipolar boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#26552445)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: comical french candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: domesticated school cafeteria sex offender

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Cyan medicated bawdyhouse depressive

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone wrinkle

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Ruddy histrionic casino masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: heady dun indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: territorial parlor

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: chrome principal's office circlehead

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Carmine Step-uncle's House

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: contagious people who are hurt crackhouse

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: charismatic potus filthpig

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Cyan medicated bawdyhouse depressive

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: self-centered big-titted brunch old irish cottage

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Rambunctious stain

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Pale sweet tailpipe faggotry

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Vibrant Range Partner

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Pale sweet tailpipe faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Supple forum

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: confused jet-lagged nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Blathering double fault

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Fishy institution tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Odious internet-worthy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Vigorous drunken kitty

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: galvanic stage personal credit line

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: stubborn exciting native

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: stubborn exciting native

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: stubborn exciting native

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: slate marvelous orchestra pit main people

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Rambunctious stain

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: burgundy balding site

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: confused jet-lagged nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: rose cracking pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: plum knife

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Mustard new version

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: stubborn exciting native

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: stubborn exciting native

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: magenta haunted graveyard fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant goyim

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant goyim

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Exhilarant goyim

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Exhilarant goyim

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant goyim

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant goyim

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant goyim

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant goyim

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Twisted Property

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: lavender water buffalo church

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Vigorous drunken kitty

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: glittery point

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: lemon titillating theater stage

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant goyim

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: stubborn exciting native

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Trip gay death wish theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Bateful prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed beady-eyed private investor travel guidebook

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Cyan medicated bawdyhouse depressive

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: curious submissive space

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: dashing locus regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: White center

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Excitant codepig

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Wild indecent national faggot firefighter

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Zippy Library Voyeur

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant goyim

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: spectacular nofapping affirmative action

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: electric angry business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: confused jet-lagged nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Carmine Step-uncle's House

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Stimulating orange location

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Onyx seedy mood box office

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Lake toaster

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring saffron stage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: stubborn exciting native

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Concupiscible gaping elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Supple forum

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Bateful prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: flatulent aqua jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: rose cracking pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: adventurous translucent dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Avocado Motley Corner

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: idiotic racy whorehouse

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: iridescent cocky trailer park ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Splenetic pontificating volcanic crater friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Cordovan razzle patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: unhinged drab resort genital piercing

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Vivacious Dog Poop

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Odious internet-worthy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: adventurous translucent dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Black Diverse Rehab Hairy Legs

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: passionate organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Blathering double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: magenta haunted graveyard fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: amethyst lettuce nursing home

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: spectacular nofapping affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Avocado Motley Corner

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling cumskin

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling cumskin

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: White center

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Thriller Newt Striped Hyena

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Zippy Library Voyeur

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Thriller Newt Striped Hyena

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Black Diverse Rehab Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Big Umber Hall

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Beta Cuckold Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: bearded bipolar boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Ruddy histrionic casino masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: lime maniacal becky hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: 180 magical trust fund

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Odious internet-worthy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Cowardly Bbw Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: confused jet-lagged nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: provocative halford lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: cerebral mint house black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Beta Cuckold Associate

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: carnelian metal hell kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Excitant codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: impertinent floppy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Splenetic pontificating volcanic crater friendly grandma

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Free-loading Hairraiser University Ceo

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: impertinent floppy cruise ship

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: mentally impaired stirring windowlicker gas station

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Wonderful green fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Crawly Ebony Factory Reset Button Toilet Seat

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: snowy set foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Cerise hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy fragrant weed whacker school



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Ivory Roommate

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Cordovan razzle patrolman

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Cyan medicated bawdyhouse depressive

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Cordovan razzle patrolman

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Cyan medicated bawdyhouse depressive

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: impertinent floppy cruise ship

OP died

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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gaming laptop



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic area selfie



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: yellow lascivious church building



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: olive office



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy fragrant weed whacker school



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic laughsome theatre

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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