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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: supple fighting tanning salon gay wizard

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: supple fighting tanning salon gay wizard



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: supple fighting tanning salon gay wizard



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: aquamarine bateful stage hunting ground

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: claret razzmatazz community account locale

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Greedy talking liquid oxygen

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: passionate bossy therapy

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Trip whorehouse personal credit line

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: passionate bossy therapy

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Appetizing Base

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: copper metal business firm faggot firefighter

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: supple fighting tanning salon gay wizard

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: opaque zombie-like candlestick maker laser beams

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Electric brindle kitty

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Mauve sound barrier

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Lavender Pit Roast Beef

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: arousing garnet senate scourge upon the earth

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Iridescent diverse old irish cottage

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Haunting location nibblets

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Internet-worthy vigorous space

lmao

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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Big native goyim



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Big native goyim



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
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