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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
tell me
Aquamarine Senate
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
lol tyft
diverse metal fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Odious carmine knife
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Henna Cracking Famous Landscape Painting Son Of Senegal
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
so underrated
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
nighttime sneaky criminal patrolman
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
lmao
Aquamarine Senate
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translucent mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
nighttime sneaky criminal patrolman
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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diverse metal fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
underhanded round eye stock car
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
infuriating den
  08/14/13
rofl
Aquamarine Senate
  08/14/13
180
Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market
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rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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lol
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diverse metal fortuitous meteor
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hilarious ultramarine space idiot
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
shivering flushed church bbw
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
hilarious ultramarine space idiot
  08/14/13
best of thread
infuriating den
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bonkers pisswyrm abode
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translucent mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
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diverse metal fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
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diverse metal fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
diverse metal fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
infuriating den
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
buck-toothed reading party
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Aquamarine Senate
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180
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spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
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Sickened mother
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Floppy parlour legend
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Charcoal Clown Native
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
bonkers pisswyrm abode
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
bonkers pisswyrm abode
  08/14/13
lol
Hairraiser red national main people
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
hilarious ultramarine space idiot
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
infuriating den
  08/14/13
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bonkers pisswyrm abode
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
hilarious ultramarine space idiot
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  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
infuriating den
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
infuriating den
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
bonkers pisswyrm abode
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
bonkers pisswyrm abode
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Provocative messiness
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
yellow scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
underhanded round eye stock car
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
underhanded round eye stock car
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
infuriating den
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Marvelous misanthropic idea he suggested
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
bonkers pisswyrm abode
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
yellow scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Provocative messiness
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
infuriating den
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
yellow scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
yellow scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
infuriating den
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
yellow scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
yellow scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
yellow scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
infuriating den
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
yellow scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
infuriating den
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
diverse metal fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
diverse metal fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
whatever
infuriating den
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
bonkers pisswyrm abode
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
lol
blathering vigorous range partner
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
180
Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market
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Indecent Supple Karate
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
hilarious ultramarine space idiot
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
rusted demanding locus
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rusted demanding locus
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
infuriating den
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market
  08/14/13
lol tyft
diverse metal fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
diverse metal fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
blathering vigorous range partner
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
electric ape toaster
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
bonkers pisswyrm abode
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
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Fluffy theater
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
lmao
diverse metal fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
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Mahogany ticket booth rigpig
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
slimy legal warrant persian
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
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rusted demanding locus
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
Pics?
Crusty brindle crackhouse crotch
  08/14/13
link?
Spectacular school
  08/17/13
...
Aquamarine Senate
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
honey-headed motley trump supporter
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
bonkers pisswyrm abode
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
dun unholy station
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
gay striped hyena
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
gay striped hyena
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
infuriating den
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
gay striped hyena
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
infuriating den
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Pearly drunken quadroon
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
gay striped hyena
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
Fluffy theater
  08/15/13
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Pearly drunken quadroon
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
erotic wagecucks casino
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
iridescent school cafeteria
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
bonkers pisswyrm abode
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Titillating Brass Lodge
  08/14/13
lol
Glassy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Titillating Brass Lodge
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Glassy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Titillating Brass Lodge
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Pearly drunken quadroon
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
very tactful grizzly organic girlfriend
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Provocative messiness
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Cocky foreskin turdskin
  08/14/13
180
Milky dashing piazza goyim
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Glassy Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Aphrodisiac Jade Milk
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Glassy Coffee Pot
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Contagious weed whacker
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  08/14/13
180
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dun unholy station
  08/17/13
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flesh address place of business
  09/11/13
Lmao
Narrow-minded Pit Ladyboy
  06/07/17
...
Passionate Elite Site
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Splenetic Property Jap
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Contagious weed whacker
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
gay striped hyena
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Bright Pervert Hissy Fit
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Cheese-eating Business Firm
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Bespoke Fear-inspiring Juggernaut Area
  08/17/13
poignant
Drab Cruise Ship Pocket Flask
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
concupiscible abnormal orchestra pit
  08/17/13
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Contagious weed whacker
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
flesh address place of business
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Nubile curious keepsake machete
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
iridescent school cafeteria
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Henna Cracking Famous Landscape Painting Son Of Senegal
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
out-of-control boistinker
  12/28/13
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black mind-boggling field corn cake
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
sienna confused nursing home
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
haunting locale
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
vibrant kitty cat
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Sickened mother
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
light office
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galvanic fishy principal's office goal in life
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Aphrodisiac Jade Milk
  10/25/17
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Spectacular school
  11/29/15
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Spectacular school
  12/23/15
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Sickened mother
  01/05/16
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Spectacular school
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Lemon sanctuary
  06/07/17
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galvanic fishy principal's office goal in life
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spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
appetizing ruby theatre
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Mewling stirring dilemma
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
appetizing ruby theatre
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adventurous travel guidebook
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Spectacular school
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Spectacular school
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Brilliant Chest-beating Codepig
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adventurous travel guidebook
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Aquamarine Senate

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: diverse metal fortuitous meteor

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Odious carmine knife

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Henna Cracking Famous Landscape Painting Son Of Senegal

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Sickened mother

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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so underrated

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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling garrison cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: translucent mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Trip plum selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Passionate Elite Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Big-titted Crawly Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Trip plum selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: nighttime sneaky criminal patrolman

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: shivering flushed church bbw

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Aquamarine Senate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Spectacular school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: translucent mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: nighttime sneaky criminal patrolman

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: tripping lay

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: diverse metal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: underhanded round eye stock car

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: infuriating den

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Aquamarine Senate

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: onyx degenerate lettuce

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Territorial Frum Bawdyhouse Really Tough Guy

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Glassy Coffee Pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Jade Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Harsh Lake Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: adventurous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling garrison cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Passionate Elite Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: hilarious ultramarine space idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: diverse metal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: hilarious ultramarine space idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: shivering flushed church bbw

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: hilarious ultramarine space idiot

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: infuriating den

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: bonkers pisswyrm abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: translucent mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: translucent mad-dog skullcap

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: diverse metal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: diverse metal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: diverse metal fortuitous meteor

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: infuriating den

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: buck-toothed reading party

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: shivering flushed church bbw

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Charcoal Clown Native

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Aquamarine Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: blathering vigorous range partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Jade Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Sickened mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Floppy parlour legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Charcoal Clown Native

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: bonkers pisswyrm abode

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: bonkers pisswyrm abode

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Hairraiser red national main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: hilarious ultramarine space idiot

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: infuriating den

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: bonkers pisswyrm abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: light office

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Rose psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: hilarious ultramarine space idiot

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Puce Razzmatazz Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: infuriating den

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: bonkers pisswyrm abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Nubile curious keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Nubile curious keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: adventurous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: infuriating den

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: bonkers pisswyrm abode

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: infuriating den

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: bonkers pisswyrm abode

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Provocative messiness

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: yellow scourge upon the earth

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: infuriating den

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: underhanded round eye stock car

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: infuriating den

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: underhanded round eye stock car

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: infuriating den

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Marvelous misanthropic idea he suggested

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Wonderful insecure kitty haunted graveyard

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: bonkers pisswyrm abode

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: infuriating den

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: yellow scourge upon the earth

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Provocative messiness

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: infuriating den

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Mahogany ticket booth rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: yellow scourge upon the earth

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: infuriating den

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: yellow scourge upon the earth

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: infuriating den

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: yellow scourge upon the earth

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: infuriating den

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: yellow scourge upon the earth

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: infuriating den

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: yellow scourge upon the earth

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: infuriating den

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: yellow scourge upon the earth

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: infuriating den

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: diverse metal fortuitous meteor

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: infuriating den

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: diverse metal fortuitous meteor

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: infuriating den

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: lilac heaven marketing idea

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: bonkers pisswyrm abode

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: hilarious ultramarine space idiot

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: blathering vigorous range partner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Indecent Supple Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: hilarious ultramarine space idiot

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: rusted demanding locus

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: rusted demanding locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: infuriating den

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: infuriating den

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: diverse metal fortuitous meteor

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: diverse metal fortuitous meteor

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: infuriating den

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring hall blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: blathering vigorous range partner

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: excitant gas station

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: electric ape toaster

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: infuriating den

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: bonkers pisswyrm abode

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: infuriating den

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored filthy hunting ground market

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Fluffy theater

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: diverse metal fortuitous meteor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Mahogany ticket booth rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: slimy legal warrant persian

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: infuriating den

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: khaki elastic band

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: rusted demanding locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: infuriating den

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Crusty brindle crackhouse crotch

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Spectacular school

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Aquamarine Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: honey-headed motley trump supporter

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Charismatic shrine

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: bonkers pisswyrm abode

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: dun unholy station

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: infuriating den

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: gay striped hyena

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: infuriating den

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: gay striped hyena

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: infuriating den

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: gay striped hyena

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: infuriating den

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Pearly drunken quadroon

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: gay striped hyena

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: erotic wagecucks casino

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Fluffy theater

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Harsh Lake Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Pearly drunken quadroon

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: erotic wagecucks casino

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: iridescent school cafeteria

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: bonkers pisswyrm abode

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Titillating Brass Lodge

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Glassy Coffee Pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Titillating Brass Lodge

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Glassy Coffee Pot

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Titillating Brass Lodge

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Pearly drunken quadroon

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: very tactful grizzly organic girlfriend

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Provocative messiness

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Cocky foreskin turdskin

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Milky dashing piazza goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Glassy Coffee Pot

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Jade Milk

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Glassy Coffee Pot

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Contagious weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: slap-happy sexy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: gay striped hyena

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: erotic wagecucks casino



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: dun unholy station



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: flesh address place of business



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Pit Ladyboy

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Passionate Elite Site



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Splenetic Property Jap

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Contagious weed whacker

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Doobsian arousing church building

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: gay striped hyena

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Bright Pervert Hissy Fit



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Business Firm

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: lime jewess half-breed

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: deep balding location gunner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Bespoke Fear-inspiring Juggernaut Area

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Drab Cruise Ship Pocket Flask

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: concupiscible abnormal orchestra pit

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Contagious weed whacker



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: flesh address place of business

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Nubile curious keepsake machete

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: iridescent school cafeteria

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Henna Cracking Famous Landscape Painting Son Of Senegal

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: out-of-control boistinker

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: black mind-boggling field corn cake



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: sienna confused nursing home

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: haunting locale

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: vibrant kitty cat

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Sickened mother



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: light office

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: galvanic fishy principal's office goal in life



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Jade Milk



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Spectacular school



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Spectacular school



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Sickened mother



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Spectacular school



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Lemon sanctuary

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: galvanic fishy principal's office goal in life



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: spruce shaky step-uncle's house background story



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: appetizing ruby theatre

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Mewling stirring dilemma

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: appetizing ruby theatre

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: adventurous travel guidebook



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Spectacular school



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Spectacular school



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Brilliant Chest-beating Codepig



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: adventurous travel guidebook



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: adventurous travel guidebook



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