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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
tell me
Aphrodisiac spot private investor
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Plum School Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
silver nursing home
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Black mad-dog skullcap
  12/28/13
fucking lol
beta multi-colored french chef
  05/12/15
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rambunctious regret international law enforcement agency
  05/12/15
so underrated
Iridescent Toilet Seat Menage
  01/19/16
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razzle stock car corner
  06/07/17
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deep hall
  03/31/18
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Awkward fuchsia affirmative action
  07/18/18
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Maize Market
  07/18/18
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stirring multi-billionaire
  12/16/21
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curious crimson office
  02/16/23
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transparent dingle berry parlor
  12/11/24
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irradiated magenta set
  06/11/25
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brilliant nudist lodge
  08/12/25
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at-the-ready autistic background story
  08/12/25
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irradiated magenta set
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
talented tanning salon headpube
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Chestnut Plaza Goal In Life
  08/14/13
lmao
Aphrodisiac spot private investor
  05/12/15
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electric sienna university
  12/11/24
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transparent dingle berry parlor
  12/11/24
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electric sienna university
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
talented tanning salon headpube
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Honey-headed bat-shit-crazy circlehead senate
  08/14/13
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Plum School Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
adventurous sanctuary
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
rofl
Aphrodisiac spot private investor
  08/14/13
180
stirring multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
rofl
Learning Disabled Crackhouse Philosopher-king
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Nofapping fishy rigpig den
  08/14/13
lol
Saffron brethren locus
  08/14/13
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Provocative dilemma
  08/14/13
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razzle stock car corner
  03/10/14
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Idiotic olive business firm
  03/24/21
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curious crimson office
  02/16/23
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brilliant nudist lodge
  08/12/25
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canary supple location corn cake
  08/14/13
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Plum School Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
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canary supple location corn cake
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Chestnut Plaza Goal In Life
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
canary supple location corn cake
  08/14/13
best of thread
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
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vibrant pink brunch
  08/14/13
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transparent dingle berry parlor
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
transparent dingle berry parlor
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
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Plum School Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
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Plum School Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Plum School Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Wine becky fat ankles
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Chestnut Plaza Goal In Life
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
laughsome crystalline stag film telephone
  08/14/13
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Aphrodisiac spot private investor
  08/14/13
180
Jet-lagged halford ticket booth
  08/14/13
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salmon cruise ship athletic conference
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Provocative dilemma
  08/15/13
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Frum range windowlicker
  08/17/13
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beta multi-colored french chef
  01/19/16
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deep hall
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
laughsome crystalline stag film telephone
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
vibrant pink brunch
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
vibrant pink brunch
  08/14/13
lol
topaz fragrant station
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
canary supple location corn cake
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
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vibrant pink brunch
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Flickering school cafeteria hairy legs
  08/14/13
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high-end trailer park party of the first part
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
canary supple location corn cake
  08/14/13
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Concupiscible property death wish
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
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vibrant pink brunch
  08/14/13
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Mint vengeful selfie
  09/11/13
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Mint vengeful selfie
  02/16/23
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Idiotic olive business firm
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
vibrant pink brunch
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
vibrant pink brunch
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
soggy address boiling water
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Orchid police squad tattoo
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
adventurous sanctuary
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
adventurous sanctuary
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
stirring multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Spruce Charismatic Step-uncle's House
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
brindle therapy
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
vibrant pink brunch
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Orchid police squad tattoo
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
soggy address boiling water
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
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Cracking Cerise Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Orchid police squad tattoo
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Orchid police squad tattoo
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Orchid police squad tattoo
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Orchid police squad tattoo
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Orchid police squad tattoo
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Orchid police squad tattoo
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Plum School Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Plum School Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
whatever
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Razzle-dazzle Meetinghouse
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
vibrant pink brunch
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
canary supple location corn cake
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
lol
Jet-lagged halford ticket booth
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
180
stirring multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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gold jew
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
canary supple location corn cake
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
slap-happy house-broken ratface whorehouse
  08/14/13
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slap-happy house-broken ratface whorehouse
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
stirring multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
stirring multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Plum School Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Plum School Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
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marvelous quadroon base
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Jet-lagged halford ticket booth
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Sapphire ceo
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Deranged Cerebral Kitty
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
stirring multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
stirring multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
vibrant pink brunch
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
stirring multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
165
Bespoke Prole Marketing Idea
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
lmao
Plum School Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
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Cracking Cerise Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
useless up-to-no-good institution place of business
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
White Geriatric Orchestra Pit
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Frum range windowlicker
  08/14/13
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slap-happy house-broken ratface whorehouse
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
Pics?
flesh mood
  08/14/13
link?
electric sienna university
  08/17/13
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Aphrodisiac spot private investor
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
sick abusive gas station
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Lemon parlour cuck
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
vibrant pink brunch
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Shivering Generalized Bond
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Contagious Sound Barrier Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Contagious Sound Barrier Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Contagious Sound Barrier Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
180 box office juggernaut
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Contagious Sound Barrier Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
comical lime library dragon
  08/14/13
Underrated
Bespoke Prole Marketing Idea
  08/15/13
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razzle stock car corner
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
180 box office juggernaut
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
comical lime library dragon
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
tantric patrolman
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
vibrant pink brunch
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
sable stain
  08/14/13
lol
Saffron brethren locus
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
sable stain
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Saffron brethren locus
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
sable stain
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
180 box office juggernaut
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
glassy insane elastic band
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
soggy address boiling water
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Vivacious navy laser beams
  08/14/13
180
thirsty pearly jap persian
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Saffron brethren locus
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Provocative dilemma
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Saffron brethren locus
  08/14/13
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violet vigorous theatre idiot
  08/14/13
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big startling faggot firefighter house
  08/14/13
180
Contagious Sound Barrier Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
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comical lime library dragon
  08/15/13
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Shivering Generalized Bond
  08/17/13
...
fiercely-loyal slate casino
  09/11/13
Lmao
Chartreuse stubborn piazza national security agency
  06/07/17
...
brilliant nudist lodge
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
tan rehab
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
violet vigorous theatre idiot
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
ivory home doctorate
  08/14/13
lol
Contagious Sound Barrier Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
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Floppy Pea-brained Principal's Office Partner
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Carmine scourge upon the earth nibblets
  08/14/13
180
arousing stage haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
boyish bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
spectacular public bath
  08/17/13
poignant
bossy dull stage milk
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Outnumbered queen of the night
  08/17/13
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violet vigorous theatre idiot
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
fiercely-loyal slate casino
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Mint vengeful selfie
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
tantric patrolman
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Black mad-dog skullcap
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
scarlet histrionic boistinker dog poop
  12/28/13
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Thriller heaven
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Ungodly locale
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
walnut associate voyeur
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Drab Area
  03/10/14
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beta multi-colored french chef
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Flickering school cafeteria hairy legs
  05/12/15
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amber dysfunction
  01/19/16
...
Provocative dilemma
  10/25/17
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electric sienna university
  11/29/15
...
electric sienna university
  12/23/15
...
beta multi-colored french chef
  01/05/16
...
electric sienna university
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Claret nowag indian lodge
  06/07/17
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amber dysfunction
  09/22/17
...
Frum range windowlicker
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Obsidian trip forum reading party
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Demanding swollen antidepressant drug
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Obsidian trip forum reading party
  07/18/18
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Idiotic olive business firm
  04/30/19
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electric sienna university
  06/21/20
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electric sienna university
  06/23/20
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rusted chad
  07/11/20
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Idiotic olive business firm
  12/16/21
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Idiotic olive business firm
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot private investor

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836089)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Plum School Digit Ratio

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: silver nursing home

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Black mad-dog skullcap

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: beta multi-colored french chef

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: rambunctious regret international law enforcement agency



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Iridescent Toilet Seat Menage

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: razzle stock car corner



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: deep hall



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Awkward fuchsia affirmative action



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Maize Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: stirring multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: curious crimson office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: transparent dingle berry parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: irradiated magenta set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: brilliant nudist lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready autistic background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: irradiated magenta set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: talented tanning salon headpube

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Chestnut Plaza Goal In Life

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot private investor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: electric sienna university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: transparent dingle berry parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: electric sienna university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: talented tanning salon headpube

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed bat-shit-crazy circlehead senate

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Plum School Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: adventurous sanctuary

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot private investor

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: stirring multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Crackhouse Philosopher-king

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Nofapping fishy rigpig den

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Saffron brethren locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Provocative dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: razzle stock car corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Idiotic olive business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: curious crimson office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: brilliant nudist lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: canary supple location corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Plum School Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: canary supple location corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Chestnut Plaza Goal In Life

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: canary supple location corn cake

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: vibrant pink brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: transparent dingle berry parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: transparent dingle berry parlor

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Plum School Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Plum School Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Plum School Digit Ratio

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Wine becky fat ankles

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Chestnut Plaza Goal In Life

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: laughsome crystalline stag film telephone

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Jet-lagged halford ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: salmon cruise ship athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Provocative dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: beta multi-colored french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: deep hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: laughsome crystalline stag film telephone

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: vibrant pink brunch

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: vibrant pink brunch

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: topaz fragrant station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: canary supple location corn cake

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: vibrant pink brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Flickering school cafeteria hairy legs

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: high-end trailer park party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: canary supple location corn cake

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible property death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: vibrant pink brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Mint vengeful selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Mint vengeful selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Idiotic olive business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: vibrant pink brunch

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: vibrant pink brunch

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: soggy address boiling water

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Orchid police squad tattoo

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: adventurous sanctuary

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: adventurous sanctuary

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: stirring multi-billionaire

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Spruce Charismatic Step-uncle's House

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: brindle therapy

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: vibrant pink brunch

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Orchid police squad tattoo

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: soggy address boiling water

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Cracking Cerise Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Orchid police squad tattoo

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Orchid police squad tattoo

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Orchid police squad tattoo

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Orchid police squad tattoo

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Orchid police squad tattoo

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Orchid police squad tattoo

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Plum School Digit Ratio

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Plum School Digit Ratio

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Meetinghouse

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: vibrant pink brunch

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: canary supple location corn cake

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Jet-lagged halford ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: stirring multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: gold jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: canary supple location corn cake

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: slap-happy house-broken ratface whorehouse

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: slap-happy house-broken ratface whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: stirring multi-billionaire

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: stirring multi-billionaire

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Plum School Digit Ratio

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Plum School Digit Ratio

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: marvelous quadroon base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged halford ticket booth

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Sapphire ceo

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Deranged Cerebral Kitty

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: stirring multi-billionaire

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: stirring multi-billionaire

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: vibrant pink brunch

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: stirring multi-billionaire

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Bespoke Prole Marketing Idea

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Plum School Digit Ratio

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Cracking Cerise Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: useless up-to-no-good institution place of business

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: White Geriatric Orchestra Pit

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Frum range windowlicker

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: slap-happy house-broken ratface whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: flesh mood

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: electric sienna university

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: sick abusive gas station

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Lemon parlour cuck

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: vibrant pink brunch

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Shivering Generalized Bond

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Contagious Sound Barrier Indirect Expression

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Contagious Sound Barrier Indirect Expression

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Contagious Sound Barrier Indirect Expression

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone national incel

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: 180 box office juggernaut

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Contagious Sound Barrier Indirect Expression

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: comical lime library dragon

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Bespoke Prole Marketing Idea

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: razzle stock car corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: 180 box office juggernaut

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: comical lime library dragon

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: tantric patrolman

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: vibrant pink brunch

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: sable stain

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Saffron brethren locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: sable stain

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Saffron brethren locus

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: sable stain

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: 180 box office juggernaut

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: glassy insane elastic band

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: soggy address boiling water

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Vivacious navy laser beams

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: thirsty pearly jap persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Saffron brethren locus

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Provocative dilemma

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Saffron brethren locus

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: violet vigorous theatre idiot



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: big startling faggot firefighter house



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Contagious Sound Barrier Indirect Expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: comical lime library dragon



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Shivering Generalized Bond



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal slate casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Chartreuse stubborn piazza national security agency

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: brilliant nudist lodge



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: tan rehab

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: violet vigorous theatre idiot

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: ivory home doctorate

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Contagious Sound Barrier Indirect Expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Floppy Pea-brained Principal's Office Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Carmine scourge upon the earth nibblets

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: arousing stage haunted graveyard

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: boyish bawdyhouse

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: spectacular public bath

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: bossy dull stage milk

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Outnumbered queen of the night

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: violet vigorous theatre idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal slate casino

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Mint vengeful selfie

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: tantric patrolman

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Black mad-dog skullcap

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: scarlet histrionic boistinker dog poop

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Thriller heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Ungodly locale

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: walnut associate voyeur

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Drab Area

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: beta multi-colored french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Flickering school cafeteria hairy legs

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: amber dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Provocative dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: electric sienna university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: electric sienna university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: beta multi-colored french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: electric sienna university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Claret nowag indian lodge

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: amber dysfunction



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Frum range windowlicker



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Obsidian trip forum reading party

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Demanding swollen antidepressant drug

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Obsidian trip forum reading party

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Idiotic olive business firm



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: electric sienna university



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: electric sienna university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: rusted chad



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Idiotic olive business firm



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Idiotic olive business firm



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