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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Canary fragrant point
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Canary fragrant point
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Canary fragrant point
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Canary fragrant point
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Canary fragrant point
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Big Shrine
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
k
Big Shrine
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
180000000000
curious state psychic
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
violent lettuce rehab
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Henna Mental Disorder Orchestra Pit
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Henna Mental Disorder Orchestra Pit
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
180
Henna Mental Disorder Orchestra Pit
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Canary fragrant point
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Canary fragrant point
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
Canary fragrant point
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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  08/18/13
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  08/18/13
180 will do.
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She’s watching the grandkids now.
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180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
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claret rough-skinned church
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
jade pea-brained trailer park
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
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180 thread
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Steal them back.
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UPDATE?
Henna Mental Disorder Orchestra Pit
  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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  08/23/15
ATD.
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Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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  08/23/15
Lmao
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  08/23/15
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claret rough-skinned church
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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  08/23/15
of course
claret rough-skinned church
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
Talented grizzly faggotry
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
yolo bro
violent lettuce rehab
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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why just one?
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  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Canary fragrant point

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Canary fragrant point

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Canary fragrant point

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Canary fragrant point

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Canary fragrant point

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Big Shrine

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Big Shrine

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: obsidian stimulating kitty

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: marvelous iridescent idiot death wish

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: razzle space coldplay fan



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Mahogany Famous Landscape Painting

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: marvelous iridescent idiot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Costumed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: awkward brilliant water buffalo



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Metal Digit Ratio

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: curious state psychic

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: violent lettuce rehab

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Henna Mental Disorder Orchestra Pit

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Henna Mental Disorder Orchestra Pit

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Henna Mental Disorder Orchestra Pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Canary fragrant point

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Canary fragrant point

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Canary fragrant point

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Canary fragrant point

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: amber knife



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible unholy business firm



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: razzle space coldplay fan

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: red vivacious locus ceo



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: laughsome brunch

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: dun bearded chapel telephone

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Henna Mental Disorder Orchestra Pit

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: floppy police squad masturbator



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Glittery property



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: marvelous iridescent idiot death wish



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: odious startling sanctuary



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: magical crawly legal warrant nursing home

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Diverse menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Naked cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Trip codepig senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle windowlicker

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring area therapy

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: jade pea-brained trailer park

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: jade pea-brained trailer park

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Sticky Irradiated University

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring area therapy

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Big Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Violet Goal In Life

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Diverse menage

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Henna Mental Disorder Orchestra Pit

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: laughsome brunch

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: marvelous iridescent idiot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: spruce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: spruce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: marvelous iridescent idiot death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Trip codepig senate

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: curious state psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Costumed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Out-of-control splenetic haunted graveyard

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Talented grizzly faggotry

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Talented grizzly faggotry

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Talented grizzly faggotry

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Talented grizzly faggotry

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz plaza

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Talented grizzly faggotry

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Talented grizzly faggotry

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Talented grizzly faggotry

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz plaza

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: shimmering racy market

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Seedy Lay Antidepressant Drug

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Talented grizzly faggotry

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Talented grizzly faggotry

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Talented grizzly faggotry

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: violent lettuce rehab

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: violent lettuce rehab

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Boyish Meetinghouse Elastic Band

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Boyish Meetinghouse Elastic Band

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Talented grizzly faggotry

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: haunting wagecucks tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Wonderful chartreuse whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: pontificating misunderstood institution

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Comical Self-absorbed Stead Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: twinkling international law enforcement agency public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Translucent impressive laser beams weed whacker

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Carmine Mexican Hell

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: mischievous prole

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: bistre resort partner

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: razzle space coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Charismatic Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Comical Self-absorbed Stead Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: rose toilet seat library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: laughsome brunch

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: claret rough-skinned church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: haunting wagecucks tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#50002879)