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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars

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milky brunch messiness
  06/19/14
Twist: it's underground Double twist: it's in MFH
Painfully honest jewess
  06/19/14
everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the...
milky brunch messiness
  06/19/14
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Fragrant fiercely-loyal set
  06/20/14
Ghostbusters II - River of Slime
crystalline telephone
  06/20/14
lol this is already happening in the south, little brother ...
Aphrodisiac Pit
  06/19/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ
startled kitty cat coldplay fan
  06/19/14
how many STDs caught on that trip?
Burgundy up-to-no-good elastic band
  06/19/14
gotta catch 'em all!
startled kitty cat coldplay fan
  06/19/14
Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad...
flatulent gas station international law enforcement agency
  06/20/14
Cr, best trip ever
spruce disgusting candlestick maker water buffalo
  06/20/14
Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?
Coral Kitty Mental Disorder
  06/19/14
that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50...
bronze ticket booth
  06/19/14
bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would ...
milky brunch messiness
  06/20/14
An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up
fantasy-prone swashbuckling dopamine property
  06/20/14
How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated...
gold flirting library feces
  06/20/14
jump
Galvanic Menage Tattoo
  06/20/14
could be a circular river
Vibrant Skinny Woman
  06/20/14
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milky brunch messiness
  06/20/14
(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)
bipolar sick dilemma community account
  06/20/14
in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)
Maize mind-boggling market mood
  06/20/14
this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.
Low-t Hissy Fit
  06/20/14
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Bellevue therapy dog tp
  06/05/26
http://www.yumarivertubing.com/
Ruby windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  06/20/14
way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and ...
citrine vivacious cruise ship
  06/20/14
(dreamkiller)
startled kitty cat coldplay fan
  06/20/14
:( man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very im...
citrine vivacious cruise ship
  06/20/14
U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've go...
milky brunch messiness
  06/20/14
"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could ...
citrine vivacious cruise ship
  06/20/14
fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float dow...
Chrome embarrassed to the bone box office
  06/20/14
just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for di...
azure karate tank
  06/20/14
isn't that basically Venice?
bipolar sick dilemma community account
  06/20/14


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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: milky brunch messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25781784)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Painfully honest jewess

Twist: it's underground

Double twist: it's in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25781789)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:30 PM
Author: milky brunch messiness

everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25781807)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Fragrant fiercely-loyal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25783912)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: crystalline telephone

Ghostbusters II - River of Slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782280)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pit

lol this is already happening in the south, little brother

except instead of bars there are guns and skeet shooting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25781796)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: startled kitty cat coldplay fan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25781824)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Burgundy up-to-no-good elastic band

how many STDs caught on that trip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25781874)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: startled kitty cat coldplay fan

gotta catch 'em all!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25781882)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: flatulent gas station international law enforcement agency

Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad it's gone now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782247)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: spruce disgusting candlestick maker water buffalo

Cr, best trip ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782597)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Coral Kitty Mental Disorder

Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25781859)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth

that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50+ miles... you have to drive into town to go to the bar, but basically that's what we already have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25781908)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: milky brunch messiness

bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would just float up to the edge of the LR & the waiter would take you're order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25781985)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: fantasy-prone swashbuckling dopamine property

An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782013)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: gold flirting library feces

How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated miles downriver?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782229)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Galvanic Menage Tattoo

jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782252)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Vibrant Skinny Woman

could be a circular river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782281)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: milky brunch messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782297)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: bipolar sick dilemma community account

(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25783657)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Maize mind-boggling market mood

in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782272)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Low-t Hissy Fit

this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782276)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#49916827)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Ruby windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

http://www.yumarivertubing.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782341)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:00 AM
Author: citrine vivacious cruise ship

way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and believe me if you commercialized it you'd need to clean the water.

I guess if enough concession places opened up you could take a cut from each one and subsidize the cleaning expenses but ...it would cost a lot.

main threat to this would be lawsuits from dipshits who got fucked up, fell off their tubes, inhaled water and almost died before the lifeguards did CPR on them. that's if these concession stands could even get liquor licenses in the first place.

what you COULD do is you could start building a river, one section at a time, and expand it slowly. concession stands wouldn't be able to sell alcohol though, way too much red tape...more like sodas/food/icees and shit. problem is you couldn't expand it too far because it will get less profitable per mile....people will get bored and get off, which is the main problem. Also, they'll fill up on food and drink during the first couple miles and then won't want as much for most of the trip. or they'll wait until the end and won't buy much at first. sure, people will still want drinks and stuff just saying generally....people would only eat once or twice. You'd have to subsidize it using merchandise vendors and shit, but that wouldn't be enough.

Sorry to take the wind out of your sails, brah. Seems like it would be awesome to have if you were rich but it's not profitable at all.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782730)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: startled kitty cat coldplay fan

(dreamkiller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782731)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: citrine vivacious cruise ship

:(

man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very imaginative bro.

but dreamkiller gon' do what a dreamkiller gon' do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782733)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:14 AM
Author: milky brunch messiness

U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've gone through my life terrified, but not anymore.

*puts shades down, hops into inner tube & slowly floats out of sight, disappearing over the horizon*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782788)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: citrine vivacious cruise ship

"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could afford iiiiittttttt......", my voice trailed off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25782798)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 9:57 AM
Author: Chrome embarrassed to the bone box office

fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float down because of lawsuits and red tape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25783295)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: azure karate tank

just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for different sections of the river, TONS of restrooms along the route, and very, very high prices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25783765)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: bipolar sick dilemma community account

isn't that basically Venice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2)#25783739)